José Antonio Márquez
@joseeight.me
I'm a software engineer with an avant-garde mind. Principal Scientist at Adobe. Twitter, Google alum.
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Pretty sure nobody should be discussing penises at work.
a man in a suit and tie is smiling and says that 's what she said
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December 31, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Pretty sure nobody should be discussing penises at work.
That’s an excellent papa, condolences, but I’m sure many happy memories.
December 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
That’s an excellent papa, condolences, but I’m sure many happy memories.
I thought it was fromage. Also, disappointed to not have seen any hunchbacks.
December 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I thought it was fromage. Also, disappointed to not have seen any hunchbacks.
Is that a Gucci bag for a teenager?!
December 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Is that a Gucci bag for a teenager?!
Due to limited space at my in-laws, I use the grill, still comes out perfect. 100/10 👨🏻🍳🎄
Merry Christmas, and a happy holiday season to all!
Merry Christmas, and a happy holiday season to all!
December 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Due to limited space at my in-laws, I use the grill, still comes out perfect. 100/10 👨🏻🍳🎄
Merry Christmas, and a happy holiday season to all!
Merry Christmas, and a happy holiday season to all!
Golden touch, now ready to bake. The nice thing of sous vide is that it’ll be just about baking the pastry and it’s more linear and worry free.
December 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Golden touch, now ready to bake. The nice thing of sous vide is that it’ll be just about baking the pastry and it’s more linear and worry free.
Christmas Eve morning:
• Pastry wrapped
• Missing a final touch
• Pastry wrapped
• Missing a final touch
December 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Christmas Eve morning:
• Pastry wrapped
• Missing a final touch
• Pastry wrapped
• Missing a final touch
Best part was coming back home to put this together ☺️
December 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Best part was coming back home to put this together ☺️
Can’t wait for the limited series of this on HBO Max
December 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Can’t wait for the limited series of this on HBO Max
This is a fake story and recycle from last year. Does drive attention, and ironically seems like a holiday season favorite.
December 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This is a fake story and recycle from last year. Does drive attention, and ironically seems like a holiday season favorite.
Thanks, bought a ticket, I could let you keep it at your place when I win for tax purposes, lol
December 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Thanks, bought a ticket, I could let you keep it at your place when I win for tax purposes, lol
I wanted to buy a ticket but the paywall prevented me from seeing the link. Well done, for sure doing your part New York Times!
December 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I wanted to buy a ticket but the paywall prevented me from seeing the link. Well done, for sure doing your part New York Times!