Jordan Zirm
@jordanzirm.bsky.social
Sneakers, sandwich and coffee enthusiast. Big Cleveland sports guy.
well alright then
December 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
well alright then
Shedeur had some highlight throws today but this kind of play is more encouraging to me tbh.
Browns leave the end unblocked to sell the play fake. Sanders boots, sets his feet while under pressure and hits Jeudy at the second level
Browns leave the end unblocked to sell the play fake. Sanders boots, sets his feet while under pressure and hits Jeudy at the second level
December 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Shedeur had some highlight throws today but this kind of play is more encouraging to me tbh.
Browns leave the end unblocked to sell the play fake. Sanders boots, sets his feet while under pressure and hits Jeudy at the second level
Browns leave the end unblocked to sell the play fake. Sanders boots, sets his feet while under pressure and hits Jeudy at the second level
me and my boy after connecting for a TD in the Turkey Bowl
December 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
me and my boy after connecting for a TD in the Turkey Bowl
this particular possession annoyed me.
Mobley hadn't had a shot attempt since 6:05 in the 3rd quarter. Cavs just passed the ball back and forth around the perimeter while Mobley, with all the space in the world at the top of the key, waited for a pass that never came
Mobley hadn't had a shot attempt since 6:05 in the 3rd quarter. Cavs just passed the ball back and forth around the perimeter while Mobley, with all the space in the world at the top of the key, waited for a pass that never came
December 4, 2025 at 4:54 AM
this particular possession annoyed me.
Mobley hadn't had a shot attempt since 6:05 in the 3rd quarter. Cavs just passed the ball back and forth around the perimeter while Mobley, with all the space in the world at the top of the key, waited for a pass that never came
Mobley hadn't had a shot attempt since 6:05 in the 3rd quarter. Cavs just passed the ball back and forth around the perimeter while Mobley, with all the space in the world at the top of the key, waited for a pass that never came
folks, you're hearing it more and more that I remain a very cool Youth
December 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
folks, you're hearing it more and more that I remain a very cool Youth
Donovan Mitchell and Jaylon Tyson tonight
December 2, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Donovan Mitchell and Jaylon Tyson tonight
maybe Shedeur could've thrown this earlier, but Cedric Tillman drifting all the way out of bounds is such an alarming lack of field awareness
November 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
maybe Shedeur could've thrown this earlier, but Cedric Tillman drifting all the way out of bounds is such an alarming lack of field awareness
just a three man rush from the 49ers but the Browns OL read it out nicely. just too much air under this ball from Shedeur
November 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
just a three man rush from the 49ers but the Browns OL read it out nicely. just too much air under this ball from Shedeur
josina anderson setting back journalism by 100 years every time she tweets
November 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
josina anderson setting back journalism by 100 years every time she tweets
teams just do not fear Mobley as a creator in any way right now. watch Ja'Kobe Walter abandon DONOVAN MITCHELL in the corner to go for the steal once he sees Mobley losing control
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
teams just do not fear Mobley as a creator in any way right now. watch Ja'Kobe Walter abandon DONOVAN MITCHELL in the corner to go for the steal once he sees Mobley losing control
anything that wasn't a designed screen/quick game throw for Shedeur yesterday was...rough.
he can clearly create outside of structure, but I think it's going to be hard to take him serious as a future NFL starter until he shows he can stand in the pocket and read out a defense
he can clearly create outside of structure, but I think it's going to be hard to take him serious as a future NFL starter until he shows he can stand in the pocket and read out a defense
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
anything that wasn't a designed screen/quick game throw for Shedeur yesterday was...rough.
he can clearly create outside of structure, but I think it's going to be hard to take him serious as a future NFL starter until he shows he can stand in the pocket and read out a defense
he can clearly create outside of structure, but I think it's going to be hard to take him serious as a future NFL starter until he shows he can stand in the pocket and read out a defense
shedeur this, shedeur that, I'm still thinking about Carson Schwesinger shutting off Ashton Jeanty's water off in space
November 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
shedeur this, shedeur that, I'm still thinking about Carson Schwesinger shutting off Ashton Jeanty's water off in space
Mason Graham hit Ashton Jeanty like
November 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Mason Graham hit Ashton Jeanty like
Myles hasn’t seen a Browns QB throw a ball that far since 2023 lmao
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Myles hasn’t seen a Browns QB throw a ball that far since 2023 lmao
josina anderson getting ready for shedeur's first start
November 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
josina anderson getting ready for shedeur's first start
darius garland is a space creator
November 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
darius garland is a space creator
when we no longer have to waste our time arguing over Dillon Gabriel and Shedeur Sanders next season
November 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
when we no longer have to waste our time arguing over Dillon Gabriel and Shedeur Sanders next season
if you thought this Browns season couldn’t get any worse, Johnny Manziel and Josh Gordon just did a podcast together!
November 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
if you thought this Browns season couldn’t get any worse, Johnny Manziel and Josh Gordon just did a podcast together!
can't say I've ever seen a completion percentage over expected sitting at -34.8 before, but by god Shedeur Sanders has done it
November 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
can't say I've ever seen a completion percentage over expected sitting at -34.8 before, but by god Shedeur Sanders has done it
just an absurd pass rush rep from Myles Garrett
November 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
just an absurd pass rush rep from Myles Garrett
very intrigued by Tyrese Proctor. the FG percentage is bad right now, but he's reading the game at a pretty high level for a rook.
pump fakes Jaquez off the inbounds catch, then drives and pulls up for the floater when he sees Davion Mitchell slide over to try and take a charge
pump fakes Jaquez off the inbounds catch, then drives and pulls up for the floater when he sees Davion Mitchell slide over to try and take a charge
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
very intrigued by Tyrese Proctor. the FG percentage is bad right now, but he's reading the game at a pretty high level for a rook.
pump fakes Jaquez off the inbounds catch, then drives and pulls up for the floater when he sees Davion Mitchell slide over to try and take a charge
pump fakes Jaquez off the inbounds catch, then drives and pulls up for the floater when he sees Davion Mitchell slide over to try and take a charge
coach-speak is nothing new, but in one of the more meaningless seasons in Browns history, Kevin Stefanski's pressers are a new kind of maddening
wrote about it for Substack: thecuyahogabend.substack.com/p/answering-...
wrote about it for Substack: thecuyahogabend.substack.com/p/answering-...
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
coach-speak is nothing new, but in one of the more meaningless seasons in Browns history, Kevin Stefanski's pressers are a new kind of maddening
wrote about it for Substack: thecuyahogabend.substack.com/p/answering-...
wrote about it for Substack: thecuyahogabend.substack.com/p/answering-...
sequence that's representative of the Browns offense this entire season:
Tommy Rees sees Fannin is lined up on the wrong side of the formation, gets animated about it. Gabriel has to hold the line while he and Jeudy both yell at Fannin to move. play clock almost runs out.
bad process over and over
Tommy Rees sees Fannin is lined up on the wrong side of the formation, gets animated about it. Gabriel has to hold the line while he and Jeudy both yell at Fannin to move. play clock almost runs out.
bad process over and over
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
sequence that's representative of the Browns offense this entire season:
Tommy Rees sees Fannin is lined up on the wrong side of the formation, gets animated about it. Gabriel has to hold the line while he and Jeudy both yell at Fannin to move. play clock almost runs out.
bad process over and over
Tommy Rees sees Fannin is lined up on the wrong side of the formation, gets animated about it. Gabriel has to hold the line while he and Jeudy both yell at Fannin to move. play clock almost runs out.
bad process over and over
huge day for those of us that run Slants 40 times a game while losing 50-0 to some 13 year old online
November 7, 2025 at 7:09 PM
huge day for those of us that run Slants 40 times a game while losing 50-0 to some 13 year old online
