Jordan Zirm
@jordanzirm.bsky.social
Sneakers, sandwich and coffee enthusiast. Big Cleveland sports guy.
Philip Rivers going back to the Colts at age 44 is like when Matthew McConaughey's character in Interstellar decides to leave for space. those kids don't know when they're gonna see him again
December 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Philip Rivers going back to the Colts at age 44 is like when Matthew McConaughey's character in Interstellar decides to leave for space. those kids don't know when they're gonna see him again
funny that the simple answer to why the Browns didn't play Shedeur earlier, that he likely needed a TON of work learning how to prep like an NFL starter compared to DG, is not in the realm of possibility for people
gotta scream into a mic so they can clip it for social instead
gotta scream into a mic so they can clip it for social instead
December 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
funny that the simple answer to why the Browns didn't play Shedeur earlier, that he likely needed a TON of work learning how to prep like an NFL starter compared to DG, is not in the realm of possibility for people
gotta scream into a mic so they can clip it for social instead
gotta scream into a mic so they can clip it for social instead
the Monday edition of the newsletter is out!
on Shedeur's leap, that two-point attempt and the one tweet that sums up the Cavs woeful start to the season 👀
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on Shedeur's leap, that two-point attempt and the one tweet that sums up the Cavs woeful start to the season 👀
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What the Heck is Going On in Cleveland Sports? 12/8 Edition
Not even Shedeur's aura can stop the Browns from losing in hilarious fashion. Plus, a single tweet to sum up the Cavs woes
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December 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
the Monday edition of the newsletter is out!
on Shedeur's leap, that two-point attempt and the one tweet that sums up the Cavs woeful start to the season 👀
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on Shedeur's leap, that two-point attempt and the one tweet that sums up the Cavs woeful start to the season 👀
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well alright then
December 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
well alright then
Shedeur had some highlight throws today but this kind of play is more encouraging to me tbh.
Browns leave the end unblocked to sell the play fake. Sanders boots, sets his feet while under pressure and hits Jeudy at the second level
Browns leave the end unblocked to sell the play fake. Sanders boots, sets his feet while under pressure and hits Jeudy at the second level
December 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Shedeur had some highlight throws today but this kind of play is more encouraging to me tbh.
Browns leave the end unblocked to sell the play fake. Sanders boots, sets his feet while under pressure and hits Jeudy at the second level
Browns leave the end unblocked to sell the play fake. Sanders boots, sets his feet while under pressure and hits Jeudy at the second level
Harold Fannin is a freaking DUDE
December 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Harold Fannin is a freaking DUDE
biggest difference between Cam Ward and Shedeur is the pocket presence. Ward sees it and throws it, doesn’t get happy feet very often or pat the ball. doesn’t drift or turn his back to the defense
he’s missed some throws today too, but the process is so much cleaner
he’s missed some throws today too, but the process is so much cleaner
December 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
biggest difference between Cam Ward and Shedeur is the pocket presence. Ward sees it and throws it, doesn’t get happy feet very often or pat the ball. doesn’t drift or turn his back to the defense
he’s missed some throws today too, but the process is so much cleaner
he’s missed some throws today too, but the process is so much cleaner
me and my boy after connecting for a TD in the Turkey Bowl
December 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
me and my boy after connecting for a TD in the Turkey Bowl
a couple good throws on that drive from Shedeur but then he falls right back into those bad habits.
panics in the pocket when the screen isn’t open and gets called for intentional grounding, then lazy footwork on a sideline ball that sails out of bounds
panics in the pocket when the screen isn’t open and gets called for intentional grounding, then lazy footwork on a sideline ball that sails out of bounds
December 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
a couple good throws on that drive from Shedeur but then he falls right back into those bad habits.
panics in the pocket when the screen isn’t open and gets called for intentional grounding, then lazy footwork on a sideline ball that sails out of bounds
panics in the pocket when the screen isn’t open and gets called for intentional grounding, then lazy footwork on a sideline ball that sails out of bounds
truly beautiful ball placement from Shedeur on that TD pass to Njoku
December 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
truly beautiful ball placement from Shedeur on that TD pass to Njoku
I know they keep operating like they’re brining this staff back, but getting major Fire the Coach vibes the way this game is going
December 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I know they keep operating like they’re brining this staff back, but getting major Fire the Coach vibes the way this game is going
I need to say this so it’s on the record: the Titans have the worst uniforms in the NFL
December 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I need to say this so it’s on the record: the Titans have the worst uniforms in the NFL
this might be a turn off the game after the first quarter kind of Sunday
December 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
this might be a turn off the game after the first quarter kind of Sunday
first opening drive TD for the Titans all season comes against the Browns because of course it does
December 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
first opening drive TD for the Titans all season comes against the Browns because of course it does
the Cavs rebounding effort continues to be pretty embarrassing
December 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
the Cavs rebounding effort continues to be pretty embarrassing
the thursday edition of the newsletter is out!
words on the Cavs increasingly broken offense and, big sigh, the return of Deshaun Watson.
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words on the Cavs increasingly broken offense and, big sigh, the return of Deshaun Watson.
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What the Heck is Going On in Cleveland Sports? 12/4 Edition
The Cavs stray further from God's light, and Deshaun Watson is back...unfortunately.
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December 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
the thursday edition of the newsletter is out!
words on the Cavs increasingly broken offense and, big sigh, the return of Deshaun Watson.
subscribe if ya haven't, tell a friend, etc.
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words on the Cavs increasingly broken offense and, big sigh, the return of Deshaun Watson.
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this particular possession annoyed me.
Mobley hadn't had a shot attempt since 6:05 in the 3rd quarter. Cavs just passed the ball back and forth around the perimeter while Mobley, with all the space in the world at the top of the key, waited for a pass that never came
Mobley hadn't had a shot attempt since 6:05 in the 3rd quarter. Cavs just passed the ball back and forth around the perimeter while Mobley, with all the space in the world at the top of the key, waited for a pass that never came
December 4, 2025 at 4:54 AM
this particular possession annoyed me.
Mobley hadn't had a shot attempt since 6:05 in the 3rd quarter. Cavs just passed the ball back and forth around the perimeter while Mobley, with all the space in the world at the top of the key, waited for a pass that never came
Mobley hadn't had a shot attempt since 6:05 in the 3rd quarter. Cavs just passed the ball back and forth around the perimeter while Mobley, with all the space in the world at the top of the key, waited for a pass that never came
firing up 52 3-point attempts instead of spamming that Mobley mismatch with Clingan/whoever was guarding him is so indicative of the Cavs offense this season
it’s so perimeter oriented
it’s so perimeter oriented
December 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
firing up 52 3-point attempts instead of spamming that Mobley mismatch with Clingan/whoever was guarding him is so indicative of the Cavs offense this season
it’s so perimeter oriented
it’s so perimeter oriented
not sure the Cavs could’ve predicted Lonzo Ball being THIS bad to start the season but man it’s a disaster
December 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
not sure the Cavs could’ve predicted Lonzo Ball being THIS bad to start the season but man it’s a disaster
Cavs love to just ignore Evan Mobley after a hot start
December 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Cavs love to just ignore Evan Mobley after a hot start
Garland and Ball not being able to do anything around the rim is continuing to kill the Cavs offense
December 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Garland and Ball not being able to do anything around the rim is continuing to kill the Cavs offense
Evan Mobley is working his ass off against that behemoth Clingan
December 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Evan Mobley is working his ass off against that behemoth Clingan
folks, you're hearing it more and more that I remain a very cool Youth
December 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
folks, you're hearing it more and more that I remain a very cool Youth
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What the Heck is Going On in Cleveland Sports? 12/1 Edition
Shedeur Sanders gets a second start under his belt, and the Cavs aren't driving the ball like they were last season
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December 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Donovan Mitchell and Jaylon Tyson tonight
December 2, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Donovan Mitchell and Jaylon Tyson tonight