Jordan (they/them)
@jordantrenholm.ca
🎮 playing: Okami
📻 listening: I'm In A Hurry (And Don't Know Why)
📖 reading: Bear
📻 listening: I'm In A Hurry (And Don't Know Why)
📖 reading: Bear
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Jordan (they/them)
@jordantrenholm.ca
· Jan 8
* Looks up at the Universe *
"I dare you! I dare you!"
"I dare you! I dare you!"
Watching The Pitt. It's kind of refreshing watching a show where the characters all look and act like human beings.
January 12, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Watching The Pitt. It's kind of refreshing watching a show where the characters all look and act like human beings.
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It's the finale! "Police are scrambling" or die. No AI headlines I swear to god.
🎆🎇🎆2025 HEADLINE OF THE YEAR🎆🎇🎆
🎆🎇🎆🎇🎆🎇🎆GRAND FINAL🎆🎇🎆🎇🎆🎇🎆
After a seeding round and three rounds of voting, we have our finalists: Top seed Pretty Obvious will be facing off against 3rd seed Police Are Scrambling.
A reminder of how we got here:
🎆🎇🎆🎇🎆🎇🎆GRAND FINAL🎆🎇🎆🎇🎆🎇🎆
After a seeding round and three rounds of voting, we have our finalists: Top seed Pretty Obvious will be facing off against 3rd seed Police Are Scrambling.
A reminder of how we got here:
December 31, 2025 at 7:08 AM
It's the finale! "Police are scrambling" or die. No AI headlines I swear to god.
People, if you don't vote for "Police are scrambling", what are we even doing here?
🎆🎆Welcome to the edge-of-your-seat Semifinals for the 2025 Headline of the Year contest! 🎆🎆
The top 4 seeds have survived to the semis, with the #2 seed surviving two tough battles so far. Will Pretty Obvious hold off Leaked Memo? Will Resolved and Unresolved send the Police Scrambling?
The draw:
The top 4 seeds have survived to the semis, with the #2 seed surviving two tough battles so far. Will Pretty Obvious hold off Leaked Memo? Will Resolved and Unresolved send the Police Scrambling?
The draw:
December 30, 2025 at 4:49 AM
People, if you don't vote for "Police are scrambling", what are we even doing here?
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Vote! It's your civic duty!
🎆Welcome to the Round of 16 of the 2025 Headline of the Year Contest!🎆
Voting will be open in 4 locations for each round for about a day.
16 headlines.
Only 1 winner.
A reminder of the nominees:
bsky.app/profile/paul...
Voting will be open in 4 locations for each round for about a day.
16 headlines.
Only 1 winner.
A reminder of the nominees:
bsky.app/profile/paul...
The 2025 Headline of the Year Nominees
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December 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Vote! It's your civic duty!
Tron: Ares is a good movie. Loved the style and music of it all. The story is absurd but who cares. Was not expecting to like it, but 8/10.
October 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Tron: Ares is a good movie. Loved the style and music of it all. The story is absurd but who cares. Was not expecting to like it, but 8/10.
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Anyhow, it turns out that I now think 3 hours is a very reasonable and healthy amount of time to spend thinking about elections in any given quarter.
October 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Anyhow, it turns out that I now think 3 hours is a very reasonable and healthy amount of time to spend thinking about elections in any given quarter.
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I think I've maybe spent 3 hours this fall thinking about this year's Calgary municipal election (about 1% as much as usual), which is almost certainly a direct consequence of various anxiety management activities I've been engaged in this year, which is at least mildly interesting to me.
October 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I think I've maybe spent 3 hours this fall thinking about this year's Calgary municipal election (about 1% as much as usual), which is almost certainly a direct consequence of various anxiety management activities I've been engaged in this year, which is at least mildly interesting to me.
Make baseball players fat again.
October 14, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Make baseball players fat again.
Sometimes I wonder what a social media site would be like if it was more than just the basic follow-people-you-like-and-argue-with-strangers model. Bluesky gives you tools to minimize the toxic parts of that, but it is still fundamentally that kind of site.
September 24, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Sometimes I wonder what a social media site would be like if it was more than just the basic follow-people-you-like-and-argue-with-strangers model. Bluesky gives you tools to minimize the toxic parts of that, but it is still fundamentally that kind of site.
Nuther day, nuther divorce.
July 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Nuther day, nuther divorce.
Putting it out there for posterity: The first major political party that advocates Canada joining the EU gets my vote, no questions asked.
"Should Canada seriously consider initiating a formal process to join the European Union?"
🔵 Yes: 46%
🟡 No: 38%
-> canadianpolling.substack.com/p/canadians-...
🔵 Yes: 46%
🟡 No: 38%
-> canadianpolling.substack.com/p/canadians-...
Canadians Eye EU Membership as Trust in U.S. Fades
New poll shows rising support for closer trade with Europe and growing interest in joining the EU
canadianpolling.substack.com
June 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Putting it out there for posterity: The first major political party that advocates Canada joining the EU gets my vote, no questions asked.
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"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."
June 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."
Watched Section 31. Thought it was going to be awful and tired, but it wasn't. It's an action B-movie that happens to exist in the Star Trek universe. I liked the actors and never felt bored. Would I recommend it...? Sure, with caveats.
You know what movie I saw that was 10x worse? Thunderbolts.
You know what movie I saw that was 10x worse? Thunderbolts.
June 6, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Watched Section 31. Thought it was going to be awful and tired, but it wasn't. It's an action B-movie that happens to exist in the Star Trek universe. I liked the actors and never felt bored. Would I recommend it...? Sure, with caveats.
You know what movie I saw that was 10x worse? Thunderbolts.
You know what movie I saw that was 10x worse? Thunderbolts.
My shower drain clogged and I pulled about 2 large rats worth of hair from the shower drain today. Invest in a drain auger. It was so gross but so satisfying. Now the drain is flowing free for the first time since I moved in here.
June 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
My shower drain clogged and I pulled about 2 large rats worth of hair from the shower drain today. Invest in a drain auger. It was so gross but so satisfying. Now the drain is flowing free for the first time since I moved in here.
My mind is so loud and full of distractions, but every once in a while I manage to finish a complete thought, and it feels like the voices all stop for a minute. Maybe I should get tested for ADHD lol.
May 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
My mind is so loud and full of distractions, but every once in a while I manage to finish a complete thought, and it feels like the voices all stop for a minute. Maybe I should get tested for ADHD lol.
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Politicians sure do love the make housing more affordable without affecting house prices challenge (impossible)
May 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Politicians sure do love the make housing more affordable without affecting house prices challenge (impossible)
Watching the pageantry around the new pope, it's hard not to think that in a different life, all these people would be super into cosplay culture. It's all adults playing dress-up, and being obsessed with their special interest media (the bible), and getting into arguments about fandom (theology).
May 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Watching the pageantry around the new pope, it's hard not to think that in a different life, all these people would be super into cosplay culture. It's all adults playing dress-up, and being obsessed with their special interest media (the bible), and getting into arguments about fandom (theology).
A win is a win is a win.
CBC IS PROJECTING THAT PIERRE POILIEVRE WILL LOSE HIS CARLETON SEAT
April 29, 2025 at 9:04 AM
A win is a win is a win.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
April 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
May TERF island be swallowed up by the ocean.
April 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
May TERF island be swallowed up by the ocean.
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Man films and confronts two suspected undercover ICE officers (potentially NYPD) after they racially profiled and handcuffed a random civilian. Keep doing this shit. Make these fuckers famous. Make all police and immigration officers fear having their faces known to the masses.
April 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Man films and confronts two suspected undercover ICE officers (potentially NYPD) after they racially profiled and handcuffed a random civilian. Keep doing this shit. Make these fuckers famous. Make all police and immigration officers fear having their faces known to the masses.
Alright, 10 toes in for Carney, he's saying all the right things.
April 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Alright, 10 toes in for Carney, he's saying all the right things.
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Mahmoud Khalil's new op-ed from detention—
"Faced with a movement for divestment they couldn't crush, your trustees opted to set fire to the institution they're entrusted with…History will redeem us, while those who were content to wait on the sidelines will be forever remembered for their silence."
"Faced with a movement for divestment they couldn't crush, your trustees opted to set fire to the institution they're entrusted with…History will redeem us, while those who were content to wait on the sidelines will be forever remembered for their silence."
April 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Mahmoud Khalil's new op-ed from detention—
"Faced with a movement for divestment they couldn't crush, your trustees opted to set fire to the institution they're entrusted with…History will redeem us, while those who were content to wait on the sidelines will be forever remembered for their silence."
"Faced with a movement for divestment they couldn't crush, your trustees opted to set fire to the institution they're entrusted with…History will redeem us, while those who were content to wait on the sidelines will be forever remembered for their silence."