Jordan D. River
@jordanriverwrites.bsky.social
Poet/Author. Game/Book reviews. I love feedback! Please! I write short stories and novel mostly in verse across genre, but typically horror adjacent. Check media tab for latest from me.
https://jordanrivertales.wordpress.com
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#TreasureIsland A Rhythmic Voyage
Third Movement, The Island Cleaves
Interlude
Jim at 14, reflects on the journey so far and introduces the Doctor's tale of the shipboard mutiny.
#TreasureIsland A Rhythmic Voyage
Third Movement, The Island Cleaves
Interlude
Jim at 14, reflects on the journey so far and introduces the Doctor's tale of the shipboard mutiny.
'‘Come off,’ quod he, ‘I come’, quod I.'
I know its not the point, but LOL.
I know its not the point, but LOL.
For @telaranrhiod.bsky.social's #catharsis theme for #BlueSkyRelay, how about this horrific, if anonymous, little masterpiece from the 16th Century?
alliteration.net/poetry/horri... #alliterative #horror #poetry #poetrysky #poetrycommunity #poetrylovers #alliterativeverse
alliteration.net/poetry/horri... #alliterative #horror #poetry #poetrysky #poetrycommunity #poetrylovers #alliterativeverse
Horrible of Hue -- An alliterative poem of the early 16th century
Horrible of hue, hideous to behold, / Careful of countenance, his hair all clustered, / With dead droppy blood that down his face rolled ...
alliteration.net
November 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
'‘Come off,’ quod he, ‘I come’, quod I.'
I know its not the point, but LOL.
I know its not the point, but LOL.
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New fantasy short story:
Working in retail stinks, even if it’s a magic-filled potion shop. An eight-minute read.
#fantasy #shortstories
dnschmidt.com/fantasy-stor...
Working in retail stinks, even if it’s a magic-filled potion shop. An eight-minute read.
#fantasy #shortstories
dnschmidt.com/fantasy-stor...
Reversible - D.N. Schmidt
“This is going to be bad…” Evie stood at the counter, chewing on a fingernail. Fuddle Potion Shop was about to open and it was sure to be busier than ever.
dnschmidt.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
New fantasy short story:
Working in retail stinks, even if it’s a magic-filled potion shop. An eight-minute read.
#fantasy #shortstories
dnschmidt.com/fantasy-stor...
Working in retail stinks, even if it’s a magic-filled potion shop. An eight-minute read.
#fantasy #shortstories
dnschmidt.com/fantasy-stor...
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"Some early reviews of the book have called it “laugh out loud funny,” with one reviewer stating that they spat their drink out of their mouth at one point due to laughter."
Check out the article about my book on Victoria Buzz 🤩
victoriabuzz.com/2025/11/vict...
#booksky
Check out the article about my book on Victoria Buzz 🤩
victoriabuzz.com/2025/11/vict...
#booksky
Victoria-based author writes book framing Canada-US trade war as satirical fantasy
Local Victoria author Septimus Brown’s latest offering frames the ongoing US-Canada trade as a satirical fantasy quest titled We’ve Come for Your Eggs (And Other Reasons to Annex the North).
victoriabuzz.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
"Some early reviews of the book have called it “laugh out loud funny,” with one reviewer stating that they spat their drink out of their mouth at one point due to laughter."
Check out the article about my book on Victoria Buzz 🤩
victoriabuzz.com/2025/11/vict...
#booksky
Check out the article about my book on Victoria Buzz 🤩
victoriabuzz.com/2025/11/vict...
#booksky
I was doing some digital archaeology and ran across the files for three audio CD compilations I put together over a decade ago and across the span of about 5 years. Anyone else out there enjoy making physical compilations? #Playlist
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I was doing some digital archaeology and ran across the files for three audio CD compilations I put together over a decade ago and across the span of about 5 years. Anyone else out there enjoy making physical compilations? #Playlist
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Looking for weird? Try these science fiction stories:
* A poker game with parasites from another dimension.
* A waitress at a space truck stop battles a monstrous meatloaf.
* A conman has a plan to steal three miles of space rock.
And many more!
#booksky #sff 📚🪐
mybook.to/doomtapes
* A poker game with parasites from another dimension.
* A waitress at a space truck stop battles a monstrous meatloaf.
* A conman has a plan to steal three miles of space rock.
And many more!
#booksky #sff 📚🪐
mybook.to/doomtapes
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Looking for weird? Try these science fiction stories:
* A poker game with parasites from another dimension.
* A waitress at a space truck stop battles a monstrous meatloaf.
* A conman has a plan to steal three miles of space rock.
And many more!
#booksky #sff 📚🪐
mybook.to/doomtapes
* A poker game with parasites from another dimension.
* A waitress at a space truck stop battles a monstrous meatloaf.
* A conman has a plan to steal three miles of space rock.
And many more!
#booksky #sff 📚🪐
mybook.to/doomtapes
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I Was a Teenage Ghost Hunter review: “This novel has everything: suspense, adventure, humour, horror, all mixed together perfectly. It goes from moments of tension to hilarious dialogues.” amzn.to/1gwPt3U #halloween #spookyseason #fiction #spooky #paranormal #ya #booksky
I Was a Teenage Ghost Hunter
Amazon.com: I Was a Teenage Ghost Hunter eBook : Henry, Brian K.: Kindle Store
amzn.to
October 31, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I Was a Teenage Ghost Hunter review: “This novel has everything: suspense, adventure, humour, horror, all mixed together perfectly. It goes from moments of tension to hilarious dialogues.” amzn.to/1gwPt3U #halloween #spookyseason #fiction #spooky #paranormal #ya #booksky
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I do NOT have the energy to promo this but I have gotten this spread to a few servers on discord. The ones I was hoping to see more responses from didn't really respond too much so I'm a bit sad about that ;-; But this has been def shared in non-writing servers tho so there's hope!
If you are an author and you're offering a free eBook in exchange for a donation to a foodbank, please reach out to me to have yourself added.
Link to form: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Link to form: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Food Bank Donations for eBooks
With the government shutdown, thousands of Americans as government employees have no source of income right now, and millions are about to lose their SNAP benefits for November. This is a cruel game b...
docs.google.com
November 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I do NOT have the energy to promo this but I have gotten this spread to a few servers on discord. The ones I was hoping to see more responses from didn't really respond too much so I'm a bit sad about that ;-; But this has been def shared in non-writing servers tho so there's hope!
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@louiseblackwick.com I wish you a Scarry Halloween! www.louiseblackwick.com
October 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
@louiseblackwick.com I wish you a Scarry Halloween! www.louiseblackwick.com
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In the Publications noted section of the current issue of Forgotten Ground Regained, I list recently published works of alliterative poetry and related resources and posts. In this thread, I'm going to highlight some of the latest new work.
alliteration.net/current-issue #alliterative #poetry
alliteration.net/current-issue #alliterative #poetry
alliteration.net
November 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
In the Publications noted section of the current issue of Forgotten Ground Regained, I list recently published works of alliterative poetry and related resources and posts. In this thread, I'm going to highlight some of the latest new work.
alliteration.net/current-issue #alliterative #poetry
alliteration.net/current-issue #alliterative #poetry
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Wondering what to get your book-loving friends and family for the winter holidays? ❄️🌲Check out my books; available both in ebook and paperback!
Full-length books: clarislam.ca/published-wo...
Poetry & short fiction: clarislam.ca/published-wo...
#booksky #writesky #readers 💙📚 📖
Full-length books: clarislam.ca/published-wo...
Poetry & short fiction: clarislam.ca/published-wo...
#booksky #writesky #readers 💙📚 📖
Published Poetry & Short Fiction - Claris Lam
Published Poetry & Short Fiction Claris Lam
clarislam.ca
November 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Wondering what to get your book-loving friends and family for the winter holidays? ❄️🌲Check out my books; available both in ebook and paperback!
Full-length books: clarislam.ca/published-wo...
Poetry & short fiction: clarislam.ca/published-wo...
#booksky #writesky #readers 💙📚 📖
Full-length books: clarislam.ca/published-wo...
Poetry & short fiction: clarislam.ca/published-wo...
#booksky #writesky #readers 💙📚 📖
In 1922 Kurt Tucholsky, a Weimar Republic journalist, poet and satirist, was a witness to his country's collapse. He wrote this poem after 4 years of political violence on the occasion of a political assassination of an opposition leader. I did my original translation of this…
November 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
In 1922 Kurt Tucholsky, a Weimar Republic journalist, poet and satirist, was a witness to his country's collapse. He wrote this poem after 4 years of political violence on the occasion of a political assassination of an opposition leader. I did my original translation of this…
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My horror collective @nyxhorror.bsky.social is happy to announce an incredible opportunity for horror writers: in partnership w/ Stowe Story Labs, one woman-identifying writer w/ a horror feature or TV pilot will receive a full Fellowship to the June Narrative Lab.
Apply here 👇🏾
bit.ly/NarrativeLabs
Apply here 👇🏾
bit.ly/NarrativeLabs
October 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
My horror collective @nyxhorror.bsky.social is happy to announce an incredible opportunity for horror writers: in partnership w/ Stowe Story Labs, one woman-identifying writer w/ a horror feature or TV pilot will receive a full Fellowship to the June Narrative Lab.
Apply here 👇🏾
bit.ly/NarrativeLabs
Apply here 👇🏾
bit.ly/NarrativeLabs
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We are open for submissions for our Poems for Protest anthology AND we are open for The Rough Diamond Poetry Prize #poetry #poetrycommunity #WritingCommunity
roughdiamondpoetry.com
roughdiamondpoetry.com
Rough Diamond Poetry
This site is solely for poetry - poetry in any form and on any subject. We love it all!
roughdiamondpoetry.com
October 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
We are open for submissions for our Poems for Protest anthology AND we are open for The Rough Diamond Poetry Prize #poetry #poetrycommunity #WritingCommunity
roughdiamondpoetry.com
roughdiamondpoetry.com
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Fun Fact:
Very few dragonflies can actually breathe fire, but they keep trying anyway. It's inspiring, really. Dream big, little dragonfly, dream big.
Very few dragonflies can actually breathe fire, but they keep trying anyway. It's inspiring, really. Dream big, little dragonfly, dream big.
October 30, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Fun Fact:
Very few dragonflies can actually breathe fire, but they keep trying anyway. It's inspiring, really. Dream big, little dragonfly, dream big.
Very few dragonflies can actually breathe fire, but they keep trying anyway. It's inspiring, really. Dream big, little dragonfly, dream big.
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So, if you have a story with paranormal elements starring asexual, aromantic, and aspec characters, we want to see it!
We'd love to see some more stories that explore the unexplained from different lenses
All the details can be found here: paranormal-aspecs.carrd.co
We'd love to see some more stories that explore the unexplained from different lenses
All the details can be found here: paranormal-aspecs.carrd.co
Aspec Paranormal Anthology
An open call for aromantic and asexual paranormal short stories
paranormal-aspecs.carrd.co
October 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
So, if you have a story with paranormal elements starring asexual, aromantic, and aspec characters, we want to see it!
We'd love to see some more stories that explore the unexplained from different lenses
All the details can be found here: paranormal-aspecs.carrd.co
We'd love to see some more stories that explore the unexplained from different lenses
All the details can be found here: paranormal-aspecs.carrd.co
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YOU DESERVE A LAUGH
You don't have to be Canadian to appreciate this book, but it will help if you're not a MAGA 😅
A fantasy satire inspired by the US-Canada trade war!
mybook.to/dragoneggs
You don't have to be Canadian to appreciate this book, but it will help if you're not a MAGA 😅
A fantasy satire inspired by the US-Canada trade war!
mybook.to/dragoneggs
October 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
YOU DESERVE A LAUGH
You don't have to be Canadian to appreciate this book, but it will help if you're not a MAGA 😅
A fantasy satire inspired by the US-Canada trade war!
mybook.to/dragoneggs
You don't have to be Canadian to appreciate this book, but it will help if you're not a MAGA 😅
A fantasy satire inspired by the US-Canada trade war!
mybook.to/dragoneggs
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Now that the current issue is out, here's the next open call for submissions for alliterative poetry.
Psalms and meditations ...
alliteration.net/info/call-fo... #submissionscall #alliteration #poetrysky #poetrycommunity
Psalms and meditations ...
alliteration.net/info/call-fo... #submissionscall #alliteration #poetrysky #poetrycommunity
Call for Submissions, Issue 8
Submit your alliterative poems to Forgotten Ground Regained by January 1
alliteration.net
October 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Now that the current issue is out, here's the next open call for submissions for alliterative poetry.
Psalms and meditations ...
alliteration.net/info/call-fo... #submissionscall #alliteration #poetrysky #poetrycommunity
Psalms and meditations ...
alliteration.net/info/call-fo... #submissionscall #alliteration #poetrysky #poetrycommunity
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New alliterative poem by @dacooperpoet.bsky.social:
www.dialoguejournal.com/articles/bir... #alliterative #poetry #poetrylovers #poetrycommunity #alliterativeverse
www.dialoguejournal.com/articles/bir... #alliterative #poetry #poetrylovers #poetrycommunity #alliterativeverse
Birding at the Lake - Dialogue Journal
A pod of pelicans patrols the shore like angels guarding the gates of heaven.
www.dialoguejournal.com
October 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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In honor of National Eat The Rich month I've spent exactly $25.99 over and above what was absolutely necessary to pay the bills. I cancelled Netflix, my Amazon account will not renew in December and I've subscribed to The Guardian sending the print copy to my library. What are you doing to end them?
October 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
In honor of National Eat The Rich month I've spent exactly $25.99 over and above what was absolutely necessary to pay the bills. I cancelled Netflix, my Amazon account will not renew in December and I've subscribed to The Guardian sending the print copy to my library. What are you doing to end them?
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Our general submission window will open on the first of the month!
We want stories and poetry with a strong voice and a sense of adventure, stuff that makes us feel things, stuff that lets us use our hearts and our brains and leaves us wanting more!
Guidelines & schedule:
www.havenspec.com/submit/
We want stories and poetry with a strong voice and a sense of adventure, stuff that makes us feel things, stuff that lets us use our hearts and our brains and leaves us wanting more!
Guidelines & schedule:
www.havenspec.com/submit/
October 22, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Our general submission window will open on the first of the month!
We want stories and poetry with a strong voice and a sense of adventure, stuff that makes us feel things, stuff that lets us use our hearts and our brains and leaves us wanting more!
Guidelines & schedule:
www.havenspec.com/submit/
We want stories and poetry with a strong voice and a sense of adventure, stuff that makes us feel things, stuff that lets us use our hearts and our brains and leaves us wanting more!
Guidelines & schedule:
www.havenspec.com/submit/
Here it is! An experiment in a very difficult format, published by Forgotten Ground Regained. I didn't quite manage to meet the form 100%, but the tale is awesome and yes, the lines do sing. Thank you @rhunedhel.bsky.social
Another poem in the current issue of Forgotten Ground Regained is @jordanriverwrites.bsky.social's "Song-Hall of the Bone-Mother", a bit of fantastic horror featuring a cursed hall and a bard who is never allowed to stop singing.
alliteration.net/poetry/song-... #alliterative #poetry #horror #sff
alliteration.net/poetry/song-... #alliterative #poetry #horror #sff
Song-Hall of the Bone-Mother, a poem in alliterative verse by Jordan D. River
... No gate-ward greeted, no guard gave cry; / the wall stood wide · to winter’s breath. / Bone-seat bore · the Bride of Snow, / mantled in mist · and moonlit thread ...
alliteration.net
October 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Here it is! An experiment in a very difficult format, published by Forgotten Ground Regained. I didn't quite manage to meet the form 100%, but the tale is awesome and yes, the lines do sing. Thank you @rhunedhel.bsky.social
Hey! That's me! Two of my poems, a persona poem called Voice of the Wendigo, and a mythic Creed of the Wendigo. I am so honored to be published in Lothlorien!
October 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Hey! That's me! Two of my poems, a persona poem called Voice of the Wendigo, and a mythic Creed of the Wendigo. I am so honored to be published in Lothlorien!
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For today’s #vss365 sharing my poem “Seen #Unseen“ that won this year’s “Annual Poe-It Like Poe” poetry contest awarded by “The Six Degrees of Edgar Allan Poe”. The poem’s a #shovel after Poe’s “Alone”, which is one of my personal favourites. #Oulens #blueskypoets
#poetrycommunity #poems #poetry
#poetrycommunity #poems #poetry
October 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
For today’s #vss365 sharing my poem “Seen #Unseen“ that won this year’s “Annual Poe-It Like Poe” poetry contest awarded by “The Six Degrees of Edgar Allan Poe”. The poem’s a #shovel after Poe’s “Alone”, which is one of my personal favourites. #Oulens #blueskypoets
#poetrycommunity #poems #poetry
#poetrycommunity #poems #poetry
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