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Jordan Hollinger
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I ❤️ Ruby, Elixir, awk, and making things fast. Abortion is healthcare. he/him. Anti fascist. http://github.com/jhollinger 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🚫🧊
That about sums up the week.
January 31, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Tooling is fine and all, but man, it adds complexity.
January 31, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Reposted by Jordan Hollinger
Code is liability. AI allows us to create tremendous amounts of liability very quickly
January 23, 2026 at 11:44 PM
When did car antennas disappear?
January 7, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Reposted by Jordan Hollinger
Here's a tragedy of DOGE that most people will never know about, even though it has big consequences: no one is left to coordinate the transition to memory safe systems code. 🧵
"Memory Safety for Skeptics," published in the ACM Queue.

Arguing for why memory safety is worth pursuing, even amid competing priorities and limited budgets, and with or without Rust.
Memory Safety for Skeptics - ACM Queue
queue.acm.org
December 30, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Some ❤️ for Pulaski #StarTrek #TNG
December 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Where do they get wood to board up all the windows in movies? I have enough wood for like one window.
December 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
If we replace entry-level workers with AI, where will higher level workers come from? Explain it to me like I’m five.
December 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
"There are no gods" is the least interesting thing about deconstruction.
December 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Manusos driving through South America with chill music should be its own show. #Pluribus
December 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Monogamy? In this economy?!
December 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Downton Abbey but it’s on a moon of Jupiter 5000 years in the future. The servants are all sentient AI.
December 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Physics is just us pushing around in the dark saying, “What’s that!”. Seems pretty cool.
December 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Sounds like someone didn’t listen to the better angels of his nature.
Mainstream news covered the Jeffrey Epstein emails related to ppl like Trump. Today, I want to take a look at Epstein's correspondence with prominent atheist and physicist Lawrence Krauss, who asked the pedophile's advice on responding to accusations of sexual assault skepchick.org/2025/11/so-i...
So I’m in the Epstein Files
Transcript: Look. I know that on this channel, I often criticize prominent people for actions that I find detestable: accepting dark money and failing to disclose it, producing propaganda for Big O…
skepchick.org
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I am racist against AI. There, I said it. Feels good.
November 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Maybe the one thing American Christianity and Trumpism have in common is treating everyone else terribly, then expecting praise.
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Wondering if the internet starting going to sh1t because Flash was killed. While it was terrible for open standards, security, and power use, it was wonderful for creativity
November 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Crypto is essential oils for men.
November 9, 2025 at 11:41 AM
October 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
October 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The pumpkin spice must flow.
September 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
So glad Ben & Adam are covering TOS! I know it’s early, but I hope “Best Red Shirt Death” is a category in the after-series award show ep.
On today's #GreatestTrek, Sulu gets poetic when he tries to tell Rand that a carnivorous weeper by any other name would jerk just as nicely.

Listen to the full episode: gagh.biz/greatesttrek

#startrek #StarTrekTOS #fods

@maximumfun.org
September 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Great, now Tylenol is political.
September 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM