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Jordan, a cool guy
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Jordan Hirsch

Speaker, coach, playful facilitator, musician. Other duties as assigned.

Likes: horror movies, biking, making music, candy, social justice

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https://jordanhirsch.net

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Profile pic by my awesome daughter
I love your movie collection posts!
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 PM
The guy from Fountains of Wayne?
February 8, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Truly.
February 8, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Have they tried cutting back on the avocado toast?
February 7, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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Fuck Ted Cruz.
February 7, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Introducing: ICE Cubez, a youth training program where you get deferred tax credits for wearing a body cam while assisting agents in their patrols
February 6, 2026 at 1:51 PM
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I genuinely believe that no self-proclaimed Republican should be allowed to be around children unsupervised.
February 6, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Even with my quibbles, it's a really funny way to end that story.
February 6, 2026 at 1:38 PM
I appreciated the bleakness, but at that point it just felt like it took place in Unfortunate Coincidencetown
February 6, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Thanks, I'll add it to the list!
February 6, 2026 at 1:02 PM
No, is that a movie?
February 6, 2026 at 1:01 PM
They ate her down to the skull!
February 6, 2026 at 12:34 PM
I have words but I can't post them publicly
February 6, 2026 at 12:33 PM