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Jordan Ghastlytron👻
@jordanghastly.bsky.social
Historian and museum educator by day, action figure collector by night. My life is a series of Simpsons references. I also talk about ghosts sometimes. Welcome to my Ghastly Toy Crypt.

https://youtube.com/@JordanGhastly
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You could make your own guys again. If you are there today, I’m sorry most of the available parts are gone. These here are the last pair of these particular shoulder pads that a person can own, and I was there at about noon yesterday.
November 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Man, Will Smith just slapped the shit out of...

Sorry. Sorry. Trying to delete it.
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Aerial photo of the development of Villains land in Magic Kingdom.
Also work on Piston Peak National Park at top right.

Former Rivers of America.
October 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I need a 2 hour Indiana Jones movie that’s just him reading and grading term papers with his commentary about eat one mixed in.
October 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I have abandoned my search for the truth and am now searching for a pop-tart.
October 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The 2010 Wolfman film deserves way more credit than it got.
October 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
October 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Idk. I feel like we could do without a ballroom…
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Oct 3
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt says the Trump administration has to look at ways to "save money in a responsible way that respects the American taxpayer's money" during shutdown.
Karoline Leavitt says White House must cut spending due to shutdown
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt says the Trump administration has to look at ways to "save money in a responsible way that respects the American taxpayer's money" during shutdown.
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October 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
This administration is a joke.
October 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Joelanta 2025!
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October 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
How the hell did we give that guy his old job back?
September 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
🎵We are 138🎵
September 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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These are not related images.

Okay they can be.

“Drop and give me TWENTY!”

“Twenty dollahs!? In dis economy? Sir, I am not wearing any PANTS, let alone a wallet!”

I like it more if you pretend the horse has Ed Wynn’s voice, but I don’t know how to type it. You’re the one that wanted this.
September 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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April 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Hey hey hey! We’re live! Come join us!
We are LIVE with the Mutineer Disaster Hour Podcast! Right now! AND it's a potluck! Come hang out!
www.twitch.tv/mutineerdisa...
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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September 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
September 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
What happens to a Spirit Halloween store when it goes out of business?
September 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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@derekburgan.bsky.social it’s ruined now, I fear
September 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
If you believe Trump was an informant for the FBI, I have some prime oceanfront property in Wyoming to sell you.
September 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
It must be crazy when the majority of people in the country are wishing for your death.

That should tell him something about himself. But it won’t, sadly.
September 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Hey hey! The @mickeymutineers.bsky.social are live! Come hang out!
The Mickey Mutineers Podcast is LIVE!!! Come hang out with us on Twitch and be disgusted by our shenanigans!
www.twitch.tv/mutineerdisa...
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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August 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Toy Swap & Toy Hunt! NEW TOYS!
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August 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM