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Jordan Carroll (he/him) jordancarroll.com

🖥️ Senior Frontend Engineer / GameDev / Ex-HoloLens
🧠 Now with 100% more ADD medication
🔊 Mad Noise Scientist https://bsky.app/profile/ourladyofstatic.com
🏝️ #2 Bionicle Fan
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Intro threads are a thing now apparently.

Hey all, I'm Jordan Carroll! Senior developer, currently in web, formerly in mostly-non-entertainment game development for the HoloLens (RIP).

I have some game side projects, like a 3D Arcade Fishing game with o v e r t o n e s called Fish Heaven.
I started working on my 3D engine for #playdate a little over 3 months ago, and took copious footage of the milestones and interesting failures. All footage is timestamped with the date of capture. Enjoy!

#gamedev
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due to necessities (bean burrito) caves of qud is $399 now
31$ for 3 people at taco bell this is bullshit i cant beleive how bad the 21st century got
November 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
This is why you ALWAYS check your spam folder. I almost missed out on my prize from CVSRewards 4gz2aqmxa7!
November 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Anyone got some Gmail invite codes?
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
We need a layoff of the year award
November 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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This might be the best logo that I've ever made.
May 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Okay this is easily the coolest thing you can do with dip nibs. Plainchant notation. 🤣 If anyone is an actual SME in gregorian style chant I'd love to connect because this is basically just a doodle with zero theory.
November 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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new Steam Hardware coming in 2026 store.steampowered.com/sale/hardware

-Steam Controller
-Steam Machine
-Steam Frame
November 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
JoJo Siwa's Bizarre Adventure
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Nightmare on 34th Street

Is this anything
November 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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FISH³: FIRST CATCH - HIGH-OCTANE SPEED-FISHING
A **FREE** STANDALONE PREQUEL
OUT NOW!!! FOR ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!
GO TRY IT OUT!!!
#indiegame #gamedev
November 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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HEY, you know what? You could literally be playing DEAD STATIC DRIVE right now. It is out. NOW.

store.steampowered.com/app/1166940/...
Dead Static Drive on Steam
Dead Static Drive is Grand Theft Cthulhu. An indie survival-horror game following a nightmarish road trip across a 1980s Americana. Evade police. Equip yourself and those close to you, and follow your...
store.steampowered.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I didn't feel like doing anything today so I used my nervous-depressive energy and just wandered around cleaning / organizing things.
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Instagram: (1) unread message!*

* A reel I forwarded to someone.
November 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I'm getting increasingly annoyed when I come across a video that claims they made X out of Y!!*

* and 20 gallons of epoxy resin
November 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Email from the website I closed the tab on 30 seconds ago: WAIT COME BACK

Wow you're really making me not regret giving you my email
November 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
LinkedIn: Here are three jobs you should apply for

First job: [Expired]

Second job: [Doesn't Exist / Listing Removed]

Third job: [Expired]
November 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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The game dev community on bluesky is pretty awesome. There are so many devs here, and everyone is nice and helpful.
November 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Thanks everyone for pointing me to this option.
November 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Got some limited edition black signal chain necklaces available now! Use discount code SIXSEVEN for $0.67 off your order, that's not a joke.

#gameaudio #guitar

store.ourladyofstatic.com/product/chain
[PRE-ORDER] Pedal Platform Signal Chain (Necklace)
Your favorite pedal is now a necklace! A gold or silver chain with two right-angle 1/4" plugs and OLOS branded shrink tubing, to wear any...
store.ourladyofstatic.com
November 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Yo, what if Vin Diesel’s full first name is Vinegar and we just don’t know?
November 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Comedy = Tragedy + Time
so Comedy - Tragedy = Time

Distance = Speed * Time
so Time = Distance / Speed

Sooooooo Comedy - Tragedy = Distance / Speed
September 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
How the heck do I mute every baseball word
November 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Faust and the Furriest

is this anything
November 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Pre-Order Bonus DLC is them naked.
November 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
is writing in lower case anticapitalism
November 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM