Jools
joolsl.bsky.social
Jools
@joolsl.bsky.social
I would like to think of myself as a philosopher, but I'm not sure I am.
Wait- what? Trump is actually president? Shit I thought this last year was just some improvised live stream comedic parody. Well he's right - I'm not laughing now.
December 19, 2025 at 1:05 PM
But at least you can console yourself that at least you never paid for a *poor* person's healthcare like they do in those socialist countries. You know where I pay half as much for unlimited permanent healthcare for me and my family and yes also contribute to the healthcare of those less fortunate.
December 19, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Saddam was a bad man - no doubt. The fact remains though that the Kuwaities were drilling down and across and stealing the Iraqi oil.
December 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Melania is a professional - I'm sure there's a no kissing clause in the contract.
December 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Yeah yeah but his didn't come with an enormous chunk of brassy bling and the laughter of 7 billion people
December 7, 2025 at 12:55 PM
That FIFA peace trophy was hilarious. Honestly the biggest laugh out loud moment I have had all year.
December 6, 2025 at 11:22 AM
"I don't need prizes" - the Nobel committee should issue a statement "In accordance with his wishes we have withdrawn President Trumps award of a Nobel prize"
December 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
FIFA can be defended from the charge of politicisation re the FIFA Peace Prize on the basis that it is completely meaningless.
December 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
It's not going to he a war - it'll be a 3 day special military operation.
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
'Fleeing persecution' - Well maybe but we should bear in mind they were a bunch of religious extremists who mainly wanted to make everyone else as miserable as themselves.
November 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Have those Radical Lefist Lunatic Activist Traitorous Judges been reading the law again - when will they learn?
November 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
If politicians aren't prepared to stand up and be counted now condemning socialism you could end up with Universal Health Care, mandated paid vacation, decent maternity leave and other disgusting unamerican benefits within a generation.
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
If I was having a medical emergency it would give me some level of comfort to know RFK was moving rapidly away from me.
November 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Well this is up from about 95B. So by my calculation the average (mean) wage of working Americans has received a 5K boost! I'm sure you're all very grateful.
November 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
100% import tariffs on candy? To be fair though he prolly gave some of it back as long as they said 'Thank you sir' and told everyone he was the best Dad ever.
November 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Was this trial televised? Please tell me they had to submit a mouldy lump of bread as exhibit A :)
November 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Shoot me now
November 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
In the UK this would have been charged as Assault with a Breadly Weapon
November 6, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I believe this work was carried out in Reagans term? I don't know how fundamental to quantum computing the work is because I don't understand it - maybe Donald can explain as I'm sure he probably knows everything about 'quantum'
October 31, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Trump dif take an IQ test - it tests whether you still have an IQ at all. Many are surprised the answer is yes.
October 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Wasn't Jack Smith actually at the Hague at that point?
October 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Hmm yes - I see what you mean
October 16, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I thought it was pregnant mothers taking Tylenol causing autism? But now it seems young children taking it may cause autism? I must say the pace of autism research and clinical advances have really speeded up since this guy took over.
October 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM