Jon
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The more I play Asbury Pines, the more I'm reminded of Uchikoshi at his best. This thing is the real deal
January 18, 2026 at 3:05 AM
The more I play Asbury Pines, the more I'm reminded of Uchikoshi at his best. This thing is the real deal
"good men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many"
Best line Moffat's ever written
Best line Moffat's ever written
January 18, 2026 at 1:39 AM
"good men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many"
Best line Moffat's ever written
Best line Moffat's ever written
Mummy on the Orient Express is just ridiculous. For a while I thought it might be the best thing I'd ever seen on TV. Capaldi really is astonishing
January 18, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Mummy on the Orient Express is just ridiculous. For a while I thought it might be the best thing I'd ever seen on TV. Capaldi really is astonishing
Oh God Welcome To Asbury Pines is going to take over my life isn't it
January 14, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Oh God Welcome To Asbury Pines is going to take over my life isn't it
30 odd years on and
"We were turned down for adoption
Because of her bizarre appearance"
Still knocks me on my arse
#MulliganAndOhare #MyRoseHasLeftMe
"We were turned down for adoption
Because of her bizarre appearance"
Still knocks me on my arse
#MulliganAndOhare #MyRoseHasLeftMe
January 13, 2026 at 7:41 PM
30 odd years on and
"We were turned down for adoption
Because of her bizarre appearance"
Still knocks me on my arse
#MulliganAndOhare #MyRoseHasLeftMe
"We were turned down for adoption
Because of her bizarre appearance"
Still knocks me on my arse
#MulliganAndOhare #MyRoseHasLeftMe
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Comedy is all about timing. In this case, 3 decades.
January 12, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Comedy is all about timing. In this case, 3 decades.
Just finished #pluribus. Yeah that doesn't make me want to come back for another season, in two years time, if we ever get one, that just pisses me off
January 7, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Just finished #pluribus. Yeah that doesn't make me want to come back for another season, in two years time, if we ever get one, that just pisses me off
Manousos seems to have absconded in a third length hospital gown (not floral print) #pluribis #thesedays
January 7, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Manousos seems to have absconded in a third length hospital gown (not floral print) #pluribis #thesedays
The ghost of Phil Spector gurning his jaw off with envy
January 7, 2026 at 7:21 PM
The ghost of Phil Spector gurning his jaw off with envy
The only American Newspaper I've ever bought. Fuck em
shutting down a 100-year-old newspaper (with roots dating to the 1700s!) rather than pay fair wages and engage in fair labor practices
NEW: Publishers of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette announce they are shutting down the newspaper on May 3, 2026.
Hours ago, the Supreme Court of the US declined to extend a stay on a court order for the paper to pay its journalists following the end of a 3-year strike.
Hours ago, the Supreme Court of the US declined to extend a stay on a court order for the paper to pay its journalists following the end of a 3-year strike.
January 7, 2026 at 7:19 PM
The only American Newspaper I've ever bought. Fuck em
January 7, 2026 at 10:38 AM
If you squint, the bloke with the chair could be Ospreay
January 7, 2026 at 4:59 AM
If you squint, the bloke with the chair could be Ospreay
This bloke on Waiting For The Out is the spit of Scott Walker, if anyone fancies doing a biopic
January 6, 2026 at 5:26 PM
This bloke on Waiting For The Out is the spit of Scott Walker, if anyone fancies doing a biopic
I put my back out shitting into a bin bag
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 10:13 AM
I put my back out shitting into a bin bag
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It's 10 years since Cat Food Letterbox Day! Oh happy day!
January 2, 2026 at 9:45 AM
It's 10 years since Cat Food Letterbox Day! Oh happy day!
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As a time traveller trying to blend in on meeting Clement Attlee in 1945
"Clement Attlee! Put it there! Down below!"
[We expertly do a low five]
"Up above!"
[Attlee and everyone in the room correctly look alarmed as I extend my right arm upwards, palm forwards in 1945. I am instantly arrested]
"Clement Attlee! Put it there! Down below!"
[We expertly do a low five]
"Up above!"
[Attlee and everyone in the room correctly look alarmed as I extend my right arm upwards, palm forwards in 1945. I am instantly arrested]
December 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
As a time traveller trying to blend in on meeting Clement Attlee in 1945
"Clement Attlee! Put it there! Down below!"
[We expertly do a low five]
"Up above!"
[Attlee and everyone in the room correctly look alarmed as I extend my right arm upwards, palm forwards in 1945. I am instantly arrested]
"Clement Attlee! Put it there! Down below!"
[We expertly do a low five]
"Up above!"
[Attlee and everyone in the room correctly look alarmed as I extend my right arm upwards, palm forwards in 1945. I am instantly arrested]
I'm properly cackhanded, so school technology lessons were a challenge. One day I was making a pigs arse out of cutting a bit of MDF and my mate looked witheringly at me and announced that I was "like a donkey going backwards", which made both perfect sense and no sense at all
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 27, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I'm properly cackhanded, so school technology lessons were a challenge. One day I was making a pigs arse out of cutting a bit of MDF and my mate looked witheringly at me and announced that I was "like a donkey going backwards", which made both perfect sense and no sense at all
I didn't know what these were until our works party. Now I very much know what they are
"shut UP! no more buzz balls! shut up!" - mr pilnok's brother, as all three 30-something women begin c a c k l i n g in unison
December 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I didn't know what these were until our works party. Now I very much know what they are
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I like to imagine Pratchett wrote "The place where the falling angel meets the rising ape" and thought, "That's pretty good" and gave himself the rest of the day off. What a piece of writing. What a writer. What a man.
Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
December 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I like to imagine Pratchett wrote "The place where the falling angel meets the rising ape" and thought, "That's pretty good" and gave himself the rest of the day off. What a piece of writing. What a writer. What a man.
Celebrity Bullseye has gone proper Chris Morris. They're throwing to win machines for children's hospitals
December 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Celebrity Bullseye has gone proper Chris Morris. They're throwing to win machines for children's hospitals
First time I've ever beaten my wife in the Sporadic Christmas Wrestle. Undoubtedly a fluke but I'm bloody well taking it
December 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
First time I've ever beaten my wife in the Sporadic Christmas Wrestle. Undoubtedly a fluke but I'm bloody well taking it
Watching Christmas Bullseye with the 10 year old
"What's that one up to now"
"He's dead. Everyone on this programme is now dead"
I think Keith Deller might still be knocking on now I think about it
"What's that one up to now"
"He's dead. Everyone on this programme is now dead"
I think Keith Deller might still be knocking on now I think about it
December 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Watching Christmas Bullseye with the 10 year old
"What's that one up to now"
"He's dead. Everyone on this programme is now dead"
I think Keith Deller might still be knocking on now I think about it
"What's that one up to now"
"He's dead. Everyone on this programme is now dead"
I think Keith Deller might still be knocking on now I think about it