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Kurt Vonnegut man
Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope: "Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man. You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And I'll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is — we're here on Earth to fart around And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And it's like we're not supposed to dance at all anymore."
April 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Charlie Kaufman’s novel Antkind contains one of my favorite sentences about birds in all of fiction: ‘We are their toilets.’
December 1, 2024 at 2:28 AM
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Silly I know but I’ve penned an ode- or poem if you will- to my new favourite app, bluesky. Be kind in your judgement I beseech you my liege!. lol 🪶
November 20, 2024 at 3:16 PM
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Ally McCoist: ‘I used to have sex weekly - now it’s weakly’
Ally McCoist: ‘I used to have sex weekly - now it’s weakly’
The football pundit on bad timekeeping, wanting to escape the rain, and missing out on the World Cup Born in North Lanarkshire, Ally McCoist, 62, began his professional football career with St Johnstone. He joined Sunderland in 1981, and Rangers in 1983.…
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November 16, 2024 at 9:43 AM