Shout out to #Delta for knowing the names of different bodies of water. (And for maintaining their DEI programming.) Despite a really unfortunate incident with flying Delta last year, stuff like this keeps me coming back to them.

The comfort I take today is in knowing that the odds are high that both me and my dog will live to see the day in which the orange man no longer breathes, even if the next several years are bound to make both of us feel a little haggered.