Joni Newman
@joninewman.bsky.social
She/her/hers
MFA 🎭, BA 📚👩🏻🏫
Demi 🏳️🌈
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🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦
Pets: Izzy (🐈🌈) and Jack (🐶)
MFA 🎭, BA 📚👩🏻🏫
Demi 🏳️🌈
✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦
Pets: Izzy (🐈🌈) and Jack (🐶)
Started watching Secret Lives S2 and am further reminded that the men in the lives of these women are
a group of men standing next to each other with the words the wooorst
ALT: a group of men standing next to each other with the words the wooorst
media.tenor.com
May 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Started watching Secret Lives S2 and am further reminded that the men in the lives of these women are
Shout out to #Delta for knowing the names of different bodies of water. (And for maintaining their DEI programming.) Despite a really unfortunate incident with flying Delta last year, stuff like this keeps me coming back to them.
March 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Shout out to #Delta for knowing the names of different bodies of water. (And for maintaining their DEI programming.) Despite a really unfortunate incident with flying Delta last year, stuff like this keeps me coming back to them.
I’m going to need a #WithLoveMeghan cookbook like…yesterday.
March 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I’m going to need a #WithLoveMeghan cookbook like…yesterday.
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Could not agree more. The Prez & VP are shameful, embarrassing Putin puppets & a disgrace to our country. 🤮
#SlavaUkraine 🇺🇦
#SlavaUkraine 🇺🇦
February 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Could not agree more. The Prez & VP are shameful, embarrassing Putin puppets & a disgrace to our country. 🤮
#SlavaUkraine 🇺🇦
#SlavaUkraine 🇺🇦
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Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦 ✊
February 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦 ✊
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In future generations, when your children and grandchildren look back on this moment, they are not going to ask about the price of eggs. They are going to ask you what you did. Not what you felt. Not what you paid. But what you did. And I want to be able to say I did everything I possibly could.
February 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
In future generations, when your children and grandchildren look back on this moment, they are not going to ask about the price of eggs. They are going to ask you what you did. Not what you felt. Not what you paid. But what you did. And I want to be able to say I did everything I possibly could.
If it’s been walking and talking like a na*i for years, don’t be surprised when it turns out to be, in fact, a na*i.
two men in suits and hats are talking and one of them is saying surprise surprise
ALT: two men in suits and hats are talking and one of them is saying surprise surprise
media.tenor.com
February 21, 2025 at 5:05 AM
If it’s been walking and talking like a na*i for years, don’t be surprised when it turns out to be, in fact, a na*i.
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Pin this, save it, we’ll need it.
“When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.”
AOC 🔥🎯
“When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.”
AOC 🔥🎯
January 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Pin this, save it, we’ll need it.
“When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.”
AOC 🔥🎯
“When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.”
AOC 🔥🎯
We were definitely too hard on this line:
a man says " somehow palpatine returned " in front of a crowd
ALT: a man says " somehow palpatine returned " in front of a crowd
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
We were definitely too hard on this line:
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The inverted flag isn’t disrespect — it’s a distress signal from naval traditions, used to show grave danger to life or property.
With a lawless man set to take power after attempting to overthrow the government, America is in extreme danger.
That’s why I’m posting it today.
With a lawless man set to take power after attempting to overthrow the government, America is in extreme danger.
That’s why I’m posting it today.
January 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The inverted flag isn’t disrespect — it’s a distress signal from naval traditions, used to show grave danger to life or property.
With a lawless man set to take power after attempting to overthrow the government, America is in extreme danger.
That’s why I’m posting it today.
With a lawless man set to take power after attempting to overthrow the government, America is in extreme danger.
That’s why I’m posting it today.
The comfort I take today is in knowing that the odds are high that both me and my dog will live to see the day in which the orange man no longer breathes, even if the next several years are bound to make both of us feel a little haggered.
January 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The comfort I take today is in knowing that the odds are high that both me and my dog will live to see the day in which the orange man no longer breathes, even if the next several years are bound to make both of us feel a little haggered.
Updated stats now that Elon Musk’s net worth is $400 billion. If he wanted a $0 balance, stopped making money today, and died at 75, he would need to spend $49.8 million/day for the next 22 years to spend all his money.
Tax. The. Rich.
Tax. The. Rich.
January 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Updated stats now that Elon Musk’s net worth is $400 billion. If he wanted a $0 balance, stopped making money today, and died at 75, he would need to spend $49.8 million/day for the next 22 years to spend all his money.
Tax. The. Rich.
Tax. The. Rich.
Let’s say that Elon Musk were to “cross the rainbow bridge” at the average age of 75. Let’s also say he ceased making any money after today and wanted to have a $0 balance on the day of his “crossing.” That would mean he would have to spend $28.56 million PER DAY for 23 YEARS.
January 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Let’s say that Elon Musk were to “cross the rainbow bridge” at the average age of 75. Let’s also say he ceased making any money after today and wanted to have a $0 balance on the day of his “crossing.” That would mean he would have to spend $28.56 million PER DAY for 23 YEARS.