Jon
@jonbecker.co
June 2007 Associate of the Month at the Panera Bread in Concord, CA
Spent a very chill evening painting my soon-to-be-daughter’s room and then drawing ducks with hats to turn into wall stickers for said room
December 28, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Spent a very chill evening painting my soon-to-be-daughter’s room and then drawing ducks with hats to turn into wall stickers for said room
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oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
If one believes OpenAI is a rich guy ponzi scheme that is actively harming society, is one not obligated to repeatedly type “Snow White Seven Dwarfs twerk team” into Sora just to hasten their demise?
December 16, 2025 at 2:07 PM
If one believes OpenAI is a rich guy ponzi scheme that is actively harming society, is one not obligated to repeatedly type “Snow White Seven Dwarfs twerk team” into Sora just to hasten their demise?
We’ve got a Big Ass Garlicky Fishy Salad for dinner, we’ve got a chill Christmas/Winter vibes classical album called “Hearth” on, we’re having a good time
December 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
We’ve got a Big Ass Garlicky Fishy Salad for dinner, we’ve got a chill Christmas/Winter vibes classical album called “Hearth” on, we’re having a good time
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You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth, made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?
November 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth, made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?
The HomeGoodsification of the White House
November 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The HomeGoodsification of the White House
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![Can you put into words what that purpose is? You and the frog have really become icons of this protest.
There’s been a nice overall whimsy that has shown up. The frog is amazing. We had a bunch of other inflatable people here last night, too. I saw people playing Twister the other day.
What they rely on is fear. So by coming out in an absurdist manner, it speaks to them, to some extent, that we’re actually not that afraid.
It also dismantles their narrative a little bit. When they try to describe this situation as “war-torn,” it becomes much harder to take them seriously when they have to post a video saying [U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security] Kristi Noem is up on the balcony staring over the Antifa Army and it’s, like, eight journalists and five protesters and one of them is in a chicken suit.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lzlqyldh7nfc34pfffvd24ko/bafkreiap6asa64jdjb2vlv4c2sdritjrntsibvsv7baj6o4cgwcfgsjeny@jpeg)
October 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
Bulking up so I can get the vaccine for the novel coronavirus
FDA is authorizing anybody with a risk factor from this list to receive the vaccines, as well as anybody 65+.
August 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Bulking up so I can get the vaccine for the novel coronavirus
there’s a moment in a recent season of Love Is Blind UK that I can’t find anywhere online where a guy who is not one of the main daters exclaims “Oh, it’s lemon cake as well!” during a birthday celebration that my wife and I quote every single time something tastes good now.
July 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
there’s a moment in a recent season of Love Is Blind UK that I can’t find anywhere online where a guy who is not one of the main daters exclaims “Oh, it’s lemon cake as well!” during a birthday celebration that my wife and I quote every single time something tastes good now.
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The #1 way to explain America working properly is by saying “comedians can make fun of he President on TV.” A good way to explain fascism is “the President forces companies to fire those comedians as a condition of allowing them to conduct business.”
July 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The #1 way to explain America working properly is by saying “comedians can make fun of he President on TV.” A good way to explain fascism is “the President forces companies to fire those comedians as a condition of allowing them to conduct business.”
MechaHitler sounds like something John Oliver would say as a punchline
July 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
MechaHitler sounds like something John Oliver would say as a punchline
While waiting to get off this plane I watched a guy pull out his phone, put on a playlist called Christina Aguilera Essentials, then open Instagram and write a story that just said “ass so fat they should drop it on Tel Aviv next,” hesitate for a second, then post it.
June 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
While waiting to get off this plane I watched a guy pull out his phone, put on a playlist called Christina Aguilera Essentials, then open Instagram and write a story that just said “ass so fat they should drop it on Tel Aviv next,” hesitate for a second, then post it.
Today gave me a bit of hope that we’re not entirely screwed.
June 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Today gave me a bit of hope that we’re not entirely screwed.
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best part of the chicago protest was hands-down this L train driver showing us support while we marched under the tracks
June 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
best part of the chicago protest was hands-down this L train driver showing us support while we marched under the tracks
Now I get why in Dune they refer to it as the “Orange Catholic Bible.”
May 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Now I get why in Dune they refer to it as the “Orange Catholic Bible.”
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one more reason i'm not that worried about AI replacing jobs super broadly is that it an LLM doesn't know how to ignore directions from a boss that are actively detrimental to a business
April 30, 2025 at 12:08 PM
one more reason i'm not that worried about AI replacing jobs super broadly is that it an LLM doesn't know how to ignore directions from a boss that are actively detrimental to a business
The world has never seen what I’m capable of with my shit together, and mark my words, one of these days I’m gonna get around to it!
April 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The world has never seen what I’m capable of with my shit together, and mark my words, one of these days I’m gonna get around to it!
My tired eyes thought this said “METROID BEYONCÉ” and honestly I was ready to preorder a system immediately
Explore the immersive world of Metroid Prime 4: Beyond with enhanced graphics and optional mouse controls in the Nintendo Switch 2 Edition releasing in 2025! #NintendoDirect
April 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
My tired eyes thought this said “METROID BEYONCÉ” and honestly I was ready to preorder a system immediately
Randomly remembered the banger that played when you typed “radio free zerg” into Starcraft and now I’m giggling to myself imagining someone listening to this at the gym youtu.be/o7XV9fRAhu0?...
Starcraft - Radio Free Zerg
YouTube video by Gamegroove
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March 31, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Randomly remembered the banger that played when you typed “radio free zerg” into Starcraft and now I’m giggling to myself imagining someone listening to this at the gym youtu.be/o7XV9fRAhu0?...
wastin’ away again in margaritaville because I’m more of a beer guy
March 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
wastin’ away again in margaritaville because I’m more of a beer guy
I’ve always been a person who keeps up with the latest tech bullshit but every time I hear someone at work talking about how they used chatgpt for something it’s like listening to someone talk about what kind of weird pornos they like to watch. keep that shit to yourself man
March 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I’ve always been a person who keeps up with the latest tech bullshit but every time I hear someone at work talking about how they used chatgpt for something it’s like listening to someone talk about what kind of weird pornos they like to watch. keep that shit to yourself man
i put off putting a latch on my warped ass back gate for like 18 months and had it tied shut with a shoelace til a week ago. Just took the garbage out without dealing with knots and let me tell ya, it whips ass
March 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
i put off putting a latch on my warped ass back gate for like 18 months and had it tied shut with a shoelace til a week ago. Just took the garbage out without dealing with knots and let me tell ya, it whips ass