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Not Dante! Not Dante!

There's "Low IQ War Hawk" Liz Cheney. White and Republican, no less.

I don't recall ever seeing the same player turning over the ball twice on a single play.

Sure, he won it once. But the mark of a true top peacemaker is the ability to repeat. Let's see if he wins it next year.

Not to mention that his claim that she was at the top of her class is BS, because Georgetown Law does not rank its students.
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"Your honor, I'd like to make a motion for ... a mulligan? Is that something I can do?"

The legend lives on from the pine woods on down
Of the badger who drank in the hollow,
The road was his friend, through the frost and the bend,
But his luck turned to sorrow to follow.

I'd argue that he didn't go far enough with his new name. "Disgraced Former Judge John Paul Dehen" has a nice ring to it.

Trump, from 2020:

“Person, woman, man, camera, TV,” Trump explained, saying that listing the words in order was worth “extra points”, and that he found the task easy.

“They said nobody gets it in order, it’s actually not that easy. But for me it was easy. And that’s not an easy question.”

"Funkadelicry" is easier to spell, and is (or should be) an acceptable substitute.

I understand that the same rich asshole did something to the WH rose garden a few months ago.

"Michael called the number on the back of his credit card not realizing all of his calls were being intercepted by the hackers themselves." I, for one, did not consider this a possibility. (It wouldn't have been enough to have me convert my savings to gold bars, and hand over the bars, but still...)