I think it has to do with two things:

1. Trump will say anything to please whoever is sitting right in front of him.

2. Everyone knows that Trump lies about most things.

It makes it very easy to make the mistake of thinking he’s telling the truth to you and lying to everyone else.

Who even is that well-slept looking man in the mirror?

At least I’m not named after a pop rock band from the Disney Channel, right?

Wait…

Present!

And my name IS Jonas! Woah.

I wouldn’t. It’s gonna lead to them asking questions that we don’t want to answer.

Such lucky coworkers!

Wait, likes aren’t private here, right?

Asking for a friend. Who thinks that look is immaculate.

Have you tried reminding them that the inescapability of death is the one thing that truly unites us all?

Definitely stronger with some classes than others. Never did finish Trooper.

But I have SO much to say about this uptight motherf*cker.

Able to do this for SW:TOR with startling ease.

To be fair, the devs really cut some corners on my 3D modelling and animation.

Offensive. He’s telling people who like the movie (myself included) that he didn’t care about it just so that people who are still on about a movie they didn’t like twelve years ago won’t blame him for it?

Great director, shitty attitude.

FFS, Justin. You have bigger problems right now.