Go fuck yourself

Why does age range of millennial and gen z change every time I look at one of these infographics?

You mean you got on the internet and lied? Who does that?

Anyway moral of the story (as it is every time this happens) is that I should never mix alcohol and tobacco, in this case a cigar so it’s even worse, because it makes me feel like absolute ass until it passes. Don’t do it

When the fuck did I write this?

Ok ok gotta take a second to chill

Britney Spears has been through enough. Leave her out of this Olivia

Midsummer Night’s Dream is less insane when you realize how susceptible people on isles are about fairy legends

Vibes based governing. Crime is at a low and you’re pretending Canadians don’t feel safe. Do anything other than more cops. Literally anything else

How can someone so stupid be so confident in their stupidity as to write it in a book and then publish it?

The advisory committee on how to hire even more cops?

You still out there trying to run defense for an apartheid state?

That’s where I met jolly the orc

Weird Al?