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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this has become a very important video to me
Je suis (how do you say) pissed (I’ve only had two drinks and I’m a lightweight)
December 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Je suis (how do you say) pissed (I’ve only had two drinks and I’m a lightweight)
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A+. Perfect. 10/10. No notes.
December 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
A+. Perfect. 10/10. No notes.
I watched Midsommar for the first time yesterday and I have to say, no middle school PSA about abstinence ever made me consider celibacy the way the sex scene in this movie did
December 5, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I watched Midsommar for the first time yesterday and I have to say, no middle school PSA about abstinence ever made me consider celibacy the way the sex scene in this movie did
Good thing about being home is that I have a new mouthguard to stop me from grinding my teeth to dust while I sleep. The bad news is that it apparently feels like -18C and I don’t want to leave my bed today
December 5, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Good thing about being home is that I have a new mouthguard to stop me from grinding my teeth to dust while I sleep. The bad news is that it apparently feels like -18C and I don’t want to leave my bed today
Gay hockey players aren’t my thing but I’m glad fans of the genre have a show to enjoy. I hope you’re all enjoying Heated Rivalry
December 4, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Gay hockey players aren’t my thing but I’m glad fans of the genre have a show to enjoy. I hope you’re all enjoying Heated Rivalry
The mirror has unnecessary features
December 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The mirror has unnecessary features
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don't really think drugs, as a concept, will ever be able to recover from the reputational hit they're about to take
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
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November 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
don't really think drugs, as a concept, will ever be able to recover from the reputational hit they're about to take
Me planning a performance of the King in Yellow, fully committed to dooming everyone in the theatre
incredible quote lol
December 1, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Me planning a performance of the King in Yellow, fully committed to dooming everyone in the theatre
Thinking about bringing back heliocentrism but at the centre of the sun, there’s another version of me, moving backwards though time
November 30, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Thinking about bringing back heliocentrism but at the centre of the sun, there’s another version of me, moving backwards though time
Me: please dear god go to sleep
My brain: 🎶 never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you 🎶
My brain: 🎶 never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you 🎶
November 30, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Me: please dear god go to sleep
My brain: 🎶 never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you 🎶
My brain: 🎶 never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you 🎶
What if we met at the Boston cop slide? What if we went down holding hands?
November 30, 2025 at 9:01 AM
What if we met at the Boston cop slide? What if we went down holding hands?
Xenomorphs have a very strong union and are very expensive to hire. I tried to get one to devour my enemies but I couldn’t afford it and had to go with a cheap imitation instead (also a man in a practical suit)
Fun fact: For the movie Alien, they actually used a man in a practical suit because the studio was unable to afford a real Xenomorph.
November 30, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Xenomorphs have a very strong union and are very expensive to hire. I tried to get one to devour my enemies but I couldn’t afford it and had to go with a cheap imitation instead (also a man in a practical suit)
Christina Hendricks’ character on Hacks would fit so well on the Hunting Wives
November 29, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Christina Hendricks’ character on Hacks would fit so well on the Hunting Wives
I can’t sleep because my eye keeps twitchiiiiinggggggg. This has never happened before I’m tired and distressed
November 29, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I can’t sleep because my eye keeps twitchiiiiinggggggg. This has never happened before I’m tired and distressed
Anybody remember Turisas? People were making fun of them for naming their last album Turisas 2013 but I think it’s useful because every time I wonder how long it’s been since they released new music, I think Turisas 2013 and work backwards from there.
12 years. Or one half of a Wintersun album
12 years. Or one half of a Wintersun album
November 29, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Anybody remember Turisas? People were making fun of them for naming their last album Turisas 2013 but I think it’s useful because every time I wonder how long it’s been since they released new music, I think Turisas 2013 and work backwards from there.
12 years. Or one half of a Wintersun album
12 years. Or one half of a Wintersun album
Is this good?
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Is this good?
I was suddenly reminded of the existence of Todd and the Book of Pure Evil. A very funny gem, gone too soon, and the only show that I’ve seen rep the Montreal band Blackguard
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I was suddenly reminded of the existence of Todd and the Book of Pure Evil. A very funny gem, gone too soon, and the only show that I’ve seen rep the Montreal band Blackguard
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
What sleep deprivation does to a poor soul
Pew pew she’s got a gun
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
What sleep deprivation does to a poor soul
These things suck so much shit. It’s constant notifications on your phone every time someone as much as approaches the front steps. Do yourself a favour if you have one and downgrade to a doorbell without a camera
Probably the worst of them all is the Ring doorbell.
It’s sold as safety, but it’s much more about fear and paranoia in a box that turns you against your community. The more of them in the world, the worse our neighborhoods get. Don’t help the spiral continue.
disconnect.blog/a-tech-criti...
It’s sold as safety, but it’s much more about fear and paranoia in a box that turns you against your community. The more of them in the world, the worse our neighborhoods get. Don’t help the spiral continue.
disconnect.blog/a-tech-criti...
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
These things suck so much shit. It’s constant notifications on your phone every time someone as much as approaches the front steps. Do yourself a favour if you have one and downgrade to a doorbell without a camera
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I hope he tries to run for it (and fails obviously) again. One more time before he’s shipped off to jail. But this time I want more high jinks. Come on Jair. Fold yourself into a little suitcase and have one of your staff try to smuggle you out of the house
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I hope he tries to run for it (and fails obviously) again. One more time before he’s shipped off to jail. But this time I want more high jinks. Come on Jair. Fold yourself into a little suitcase and have one of your staff try to smuggle you out of the house