jon_k
@jon-k.bsky.social
Baltimorean, Ex-Philadelphian.
You were sick, but now you’re well, and there’s work to do.
You were sick, but now you’re well, and there’s work to do.
lol I forget sometimes that in 2025 you can really just say anything you want in the newspaper with zero repercussions
November 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
lol I forget sometimes that in 2025 you can really just say anything you want in the newspaper with zero repercussions
I don’t REMEMBER emailing this address but it says “return to sender” so it seems pretty legit so I’m gonna click it
October 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I don’t REMEMBER emailing this address but it says “return to sender” so it seems pretty legit so I’m gonna click it
Best guess? Throwing himself a murder mystery birthday party where he gets to hunt a poor
September 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Best guess? Throwing himself a murder mystery birthday party where he gets to hunt a poor
BREAKING
Kash Patel has tweeted a new image of the suspect along with his personal phone number, imploring anyone with an idea of how to catch him to call ASAP
Kash Patel has tweeted a new image of the suspect along with his personal phone number, imploring anyone with an idea of how to catch him to call ASAP
September 12, 2025 at 10:39 AM
BREAKING
Kash Patel has tweeted a new image of the suspect along with his personal phone number, imploring anyone with an idea of how to catch him to call ASAP
Kash Patel has tweeted a new image of the suspect along with his personal phone number, imploring anyone with an idea of how to catch him to call ASAP
This stupid little busted toy has made me feel super sad for kids these days. I wonder if they are going to have fond memories of any actual things from their childhoods or if it’s all just made of trash lol
September 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
This stupid little busted toy has made me feel super sad for kids these days. I wonder if they are going to have fond memories of any actual things from their childhoods or if it’s all just made of trash lol
As always, our president, off to an amazing start
August 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
As always, our president, off to an amazing start
Like I at least understand the evil but how do they do shit like this with a straight face, this isn’t just soulless it’s goofy as fuck
August 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Like I at least understand the evil but how do they do shit like this with a straight face, this isn’t just soulless it’s goofy as fuck
He needs to be able to get out quickly to lay down cover fire and take the high ground. It’s TACTICAL fear.
August 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
He needs to be able to get out quickly to lay down cover fire and take the high ground. It’s TACTICAL fear.
Oh wait shit lmao that was this guy
August 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Oh wait shit lmao that was this guy
Sucks to suck, they should bring back Gawker just to post about this and fill every article with unflattering photos of Peter Thiel.
July 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Sucks to suck, they should bring back Gawker just to post about this and fill every article with unflattering photos of Peter Thiel.
The courtroom sketch artist at p diddy’s trial is really in his cezanne era
July 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The courtroom sketch artist at p diddy’s trial is really in his cezanne era
Lmao there’s so much turbo cope happening with dudes who put American flags in their names
June 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Lmao there’s so much turbo cope happening with dudes who put American flags in their names
Time for my nieces and nephews to learn some shit from @kimkelly.bsky.social (even if I may have overshot on the 5 year old, whatever they get bigger)
May 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Time for my nieces and nephews to learn some shit from @kimkelly.bsky.social (even if I may have overshot on the 5 year old, whatever they get bigger)
What we need is to establish ICEE, immigration and customs enforcement enforcement, teams that dress up like the frozen treat bear with their faces covered, who they just go around abducting ICE agents and disappearing them.
May 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
What we need is to establish ICEE, immigration and customs enforcement enforcement, teams that dress up like the frozen treat bear with their faces covered, who they just go around abducting ICE agents and disappearing them.
Here is dog (unserious) sadness for your OP, 2 hounds being as dramatic as absolutely fucking possible because they want me to stop working and take them on a walk (these pictures were taken 2 minutes apart)
May 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Here is dog (unserious) sadness for your OP, 2 hounds being as dramatic as absolutely fucking possible because they want me to stop working and take them on a walk (these pictures were taken 2 minutes apart)
Ai is so magical and helpful. Here’s the last time I asked it for help and it really came through.
April 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Ai is so magical and helpful. Here’s the last time I asked it for help and it really came through.
I definitely skipped the word “big” on first read through and though “aggressive, but sure why not”
April 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I definitely skipped the word “big” on first read through and though “aggressive, but sure why not”
Hegseth delivering on promise to deliver the most lethal fighting force on the planet, right down to their own cars.
April 16, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Hegseth delivering on promise to deliver the most lethal fighting force on the planet, right down to their own cars.