jon_k
@jon-k.bsky.social
Baltimorean, Ex-Philadelphian.
You were sick, but now you’re well, and there’s work to do.
You were sick, but now you’re well, and there’s work to do.
Why is the Rao’s pasta float so dramatic lol
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Why is the Rao’s pasta float so dramatic lol
Ew wtf I go to Ohio for thanksgiving and suddenly Bluesky needs my social security number or my ID to “confirm I am an adult?”
Yeah fuck off with that
Yeah fuck off with that
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Ew wtf I go to Ohio for thanksgiving and suddenly Bluesky needs my social security number or my ID to “confirm I am an adult?”
Yeah fuck off with that
Yeah fuck off with that
Seriously tho where’s all those pizza gate guys go? Just new hobbies? OIC
November 15, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Seriously tho where’s all those pizza gate guys go? Just new hobbies? OIC
Yo what in the fuck is wrong with Amtrak and their pricing? No wonder no one takes the fucking train.
I was buying an already overpriced ticket from Baltimore to NYC and WHILE I WAS CHECKING OUT the dynamic pricing increased the price by $155.
$155. For one ticket. In the span of 5 minutes.
I was buying an already overpriced ticket from Baltimore to NYC and WHILE I WAS CHECKING OUT the dynamic pricing increased the price by $155.
$155. For one ticket. In the span of 5 minutes.
November 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Yo what in the fuck is wrong with Amtrak and their pricing? No wonder no one takes the fucking train.
I was buying an already overpriced ticket from Baltimore to NYC and WHILE I WAS CHECKING OUT the dynamic pricing increased the price by $155.
$155. For one ticket. In the span of 5 minutes.
I was buying an already overpriced ticket from Baltimore to NYC and WHILE I WAS CHECKING OUT the dynamic pricing increased the price by $155.
$155. For one ticket. In the span of 5 minutes.
lol I forget sometimes that in 2025 you can really just say anything you want in the newspaper with zero repercussions
November 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
lol I forget sometimes that in 2025 you can really just say anything you want in the newspaper with zero repercussions
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"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."
--Dick Cheney probably
--Dick Cheney probably
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."
--Dick Cheney probably
--Dick Cheney probably
I don’t REMEMBER emailing this address but it says “return to sender” so it seems pretty legit so I’m gonna click it
October 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I don’t REMEMBER emailing this address but it says “return to sender” so it seems pretty legit so I’m gonna click it
Where does Morgan State’s marching band practice? Because I can hear them (or some kind of freelance band I guess?) but the sound is coming from a weird direction.
October 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Where does Morgan State’s marching band practice? Because I can hear them (or some kind of freelance band I guess?) but the sound is coming from a weird direction.
I think I just got a real (non-contract) job offer for the first time in almost a decade today
I do not know how to not be suspicious of this lol
I do not know how to not be suspicious of this lol
October 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I think I just got a real (non-contract) job offer for the first time in almost a decade today
I do not know how to not be suspicious of this lol
I do not know how to not be suspicious of this lol
Every time I read 3 words on LinkedIn I want to log on and post my real employment journey the past year or so but I know future employers will read that shit so womp womp
October 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Every time I read 3 words on LinkedIn I want to log on and post my real employment journey the past year or so but I know future employers will read that shit so womp womp
It’s wild to me that people know ICE agents personally and just kinda…chill with that information without doxxing the ever living fuck out of them
October 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
It’s wild to me that people know ICE agents personally and just kinda…chill with that information without doxxing the ever living fuck out of them
Where the fuck is Anonymous these days? Shouldn’t someone on here be doxxing these jackboots?
October 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Where the fuck is Anonymous these days? Shouldn’t someone on here be doxxing these jackboots?
Best guess? Throwing himself a murder mystery birthday party where he gets to hunt a poor
September 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Best guess? Throwing himself a murder mystery birthday party where he gets to hunt a poor
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Powerful sentiments
September 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Powerful sentiments
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utah police wisely choosing not to show the bullet casing that says ‘if you read this you are gay’ bc they know it would instantly turn the country gay
September 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
utah police wisely choosing not to show the bullet casing that says ‘if you read this you are gay’ bc they know it would instantly turn the country gay
When 9/11 happened I had one of those old times answering machines that played out loud. I was hung over in bed and my mom called & said “omg someone crashed a plane into the WTC!” And I thought “lol dumbass” and went back to sleep.
September 12, 2025 at 10:45 AM
When 9/11 happened I had one of those old times answering machines that played out loud. I was hung over in bed and my mom called & said “omg someone crashed a plane into the WTC!” And I thought “lol dumbass” and went back to sleep.
Reposted by jon_k
if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless
September 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
Donald Trump speaks for all americans. We HATE Tom Hanks, and we love weird little one-act autobiographical plays about pedophiles. His base is right he’s a man of the people.
September 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Donald Trump speaks for all americans. We HATE Tom Hanks, and we love weird little one-act autobiographical plays about pedophiles. His base is right he’s a man of the people.
This stupid little busted toy has made me feel super sad for kids these days. I wonder if they are going to have fond memories of any actual things from their childhoods or if it’s all just made of trash lol
September 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
This stupid little busted toy has made me feel super sad for kids these days. I wonder if they are going to have fond memories of any actual things from their childhoods or if it’s all just made of trash lol
Ok I’m sorry but Kim Jong-un’s little future dictator daughter is adorable look at her in her little baby president suits
September 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Ok I’m sorry but Kim Jong-un’s little future dictator daughter is adorable look at her in her little baby president suits
@lisasnowden.bsky.social probably not the BIGGEST issue facing Baltimore today, but I finally know why all those trees have angry signs on them now
www.tiktok.com/@hillarygonz...
www.tiktok.com/@hillarygonz...
If you live in Baltimore and care about protecting the city’s parks and green spaces, please help us spread the news about this project! #baltimoretiktok #marylandtiktok #baltimorecitylife #savethetre...
TikTok video by Hillary Gonzalez Poetry
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September 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
@lisasnowden.bsky.social probably not the BIGGEST issue facing Baltimore today, but I finally know why all those trees have angry signs on them now
www.tiktok.com/@hillarygonz...
www.tiktok.com/@hillarygonz...
As always, our president, off to an amazing start
August 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
As always, our president, off to an amazing start
Like I at least understand the evil but how do they do shit like this with a straight face, this isn’t just soulless it’s goofy as fuck
August 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Like I at least understand the evil but how do they do shit like this with a straight face, this isn’t just soulless it’s goofy as fuck
The most amazing thing MAGA has done by a country mile is somehow making it totally OK for full grown adults to brag about being deathly afraid of literally everything in the world with zero shame
August 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The most amazing thing MAGA has done by a country mile is somehow making it totally OK for full grown adults to brag about being deathly afraid of literally everything in the world with zero shame