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Blood Feast Island John
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It’s a metalcore thing, baby.

#crimepupcrew forever
Gondola’s Season Ends
February 5, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Cool bird
#birdbot
January 24, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Amazing games
Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon 1 / 2 is $4.99/$5.24 on Steam buff.ly/OYKiifQ

Deck playable/verified
January 17, 2026 at 11:43 PM
The year all my babies turn 40
January 12, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Alien time
January 8, 2026 at 5:18 AM
THE UNIVERSE KEEPS COMMITTING MICROAGGRESSIONS AGAINST ME
December 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Do media companies try to influence kids to rat on their parents for pirating? Do parents have to tell their kids “hey don’t tell your classmates you saw this movie early?” Do kids feel weird about it like their parents are in the mafia or something? I don’t got no kids
December 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Merry Christmas! If you'd like to spend 45 minutes celebrating video game history with me, we're about to debut The Untold Story of the Nintendo Entertainment System. I worked on his ALL YEAR, and I genuinely think it will reshape how we all think about the system. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJvp...
The Untold Story of the Nintendo Entertainment System
YouTube video by The Video Game History Foundation
www.youtube.com
December 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Did anyone ever figure out what Home Alone’s parents do for work? That’s a big house
December 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
What’s up sluts merry christmas
December 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
My anaconda doesn’t want any, unless you’ve got buns, Kenny
December 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Doom 1 is a true story. Master levels, no, but I don’t think anyone had any real confusion about that. I can’t believe people still want to go to Mars.
December 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Damn I need an ATM for patch cables. I can’t make it to the store during business hours I need to pick up some patch cables man
December 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Y’all I love friendship
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
“There’s something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck”
November 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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The GOP and a small group of Democratic senators have cleared the path to taking away your edibles
November 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
British music is so good. Desolated, Nadia Rose. There’s probably other British musicians, too.
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
One of the proudest moments of my life, tonight. Met someone who recognized my name from Twitter. Told me he still references one of my old (probably decade plus) tweets regularly. His girlfriend confirmed. Guys, you never know who your art will touch. Tweet that shit about ghostbusters.
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Highly recommend, when wishing someone a happy birthday, to acknowledge their age…as a percentage, not a number of years. Whether the percentage is high or low, it’ll freak ‘em out!
November 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Ahhhhh kinda want some computer chips
November 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Zohran Mamdani was the first mayoral candidate and Democratic official to stand up to the Trump administration over the arrest and disappearance of Mahmoud Khalil, which he saw as a violation of the First Amendment.
New York assemblyman Zohran Mamdani confronts Border Czar Tom Homan today in Albany 👇🏻
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK I CAN ACTUALLY POST THIS
June 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Ey, we're all walking here tonight
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The only mayor to be friends with Indecision and Cipher
November 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
People try to be so slick when you don’t know something, by saying “google is your friend.” IT’S NOT YOUR FRIEND. Who’s a dumbass now, moron. Checkmate
October 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM