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John Ryan, Cornbread Stuffing Liker
@johnryanwrites.bsky.social
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Senior Writer/Narrative Designer/Consultant for Games | Horizon Forbidden West | Destiny: The Taken King and beyond | IRON MAN VR | Guild Wars 2 | Forza 7 | Fable 2 | Lily's Garden. Husband, Marathoner, Cat Wrangler, BAFTA member. johnryanwrites.com
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The rad Spice navigator, a deformed and mutant human that looks more alien and elephantine. From David Lynch's 1984 film Dune.
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
The poster for the 1994 film Fresh. Go into this not knowing anything.
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Olive radiating some big "Judi Dench as M" energy here.
Olive, a calico cat, is laying on top of a couch blanket, which is gray, white, and blue striped. She has a stern face that is staring in part at you and likely judging you for something stupid you've done. You know what it is.
November 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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In the title font of an It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode the text reads, The Gang finds some Xenomorph eggs.
November 17, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Here. Tweaked it to be a sitcom promo image.
The cast of Alien sitting around on set looking like a staff picture for a wacky office sitcom. White letter in the font of "the office" is in the lower left saying "the nostromo"
November 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Got my Steam Machine skin sorted.
A picture of the Hellraiser puzzle box.
November 13, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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The Bugs Bunny meme of him in a tux while the test says "I wish all the people in the White House tonight a very dehydrating level of panic sweating."
November 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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That all these monsters put it in writing in sent emails...

I just...
Stringer Bell, crimelord from The Wire, berating someone in his crew for taking notes on what was a meeting doubling as a criminal conspiracy.
November 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Mira from K-Pop Demon Hunters. Tall, flowing red hair, a gaze that could crack ice.
November 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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This is what I post from
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Gives off Resident Evil 4 US cover art versus Euro cover art vibes

Or Perfect Dark US versus Japan. Come on.
The differences between the inferior resident evil 4 US cover art (a generic brown-haired white soldier type) versus the stark, minimalist Japnese version in reds and black with a mysterious menacing figure in in shadow in the distance. The American box art for the game Perfect Dark. A pair of blue eyes and a nose looking you while a gun with a targeting light takes up the right third of the face. It says nothing but Girl and Gun. The Japanese Box Art for Perfect Dark. Moody red and black. A woman on a couch, taut and low, as if leaning to hear something. She has a gun in one hand. At the other end of the couch is a sniper rifle.
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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a leaf (dead center) has become stuck to the window and has become Olive‘s world.
A yellow male leaf sticks to a window as a calico cat stares up at it from the other side.
November 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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For Fuck's Sake I mean, seriously.
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Look at this decadent icon.
A orange, black, and white calico cat is under a red duvet, her legs and head sticking out as she dozes like a goddamn queen.
November 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Frankenstein, directed by G. Del Toro.
A spoof of the famous panel in Frank Miller's Batman Year One, where an injured Bruce Wayne vows to his dead father that he will become a bat. Instead, Bruce is pledging to his dead mother that he will be come a mad scientist.
November 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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GDC sent out a survey.
A survey from GDC. In this question, there's a question about the use of Gen AI usage. Question: What considerations or values guide your decisions about if, when, or how to use generative AI tools in your work? My answer: Our standing rule is, if one of us brings up using GenAI in any of our work then it's safe to assume we've been assimilated by The Thing and should be burned alive by Kurt Russell.
November 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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A scene from The Dark Knight. The Joker stands in front of a burning pile of money.
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Buzz Lightyear saying to Woody, "Rats. Rats Everywhere."
November 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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*sings in Bowie*

...The Halloween Olive is a real cool cat...
An orange, white, and black Calico cat sits on a white interior ledge overlooking a street below and stares at you with her big eyes.
October 31, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
The album cover for Massive Attack's Mezzanine.
October 31, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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If you see this, quote with a vampire that isn't Dracula
David Bowie (right) as a vampire in The Hunger.
October 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Bonus answer
The poster for the film Heat
October 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Post a remake you love...
The poster for the remake of The Fly
October 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM