Juan (Johnny) Ortiz
@johnnymortiz.bsky.social
Just a guy who wants to write creature features. Into monsters, aliens, death metal, collectibles, books, film/tv, and spooky things. IG: iamnotthejuan
My 4k copy of “Seven Samurai” has arrived!
December 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
My 4k copy of “Seven Samurai” has arrived!
The Kojima review is in.
December 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The Kojima review is in.
Me: I have a pleasure room. Do you want to see it?
Her: *blushing* Yes…
*moments later*
Her: *blushing* Yes…
*moments later*
December 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Me: I have a pleasure room. Do you want to see it?
Her: *blushing* Yes…
*moments later*
Her: *blushing* Yes…
*moments later*
Morning hike is going to be a bit foggy. I like this. I like this a lot.
December 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Morning hike is going to be a bit foggy. I like this. I like this a lot.
It’s a death metal kind of day.
December 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
It’s a death metal kind of day.
Early Christmas gift card served me well so far. I also have “Seven Samurai” on the way.
December 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Early Christmas gift card served me well so far. I also have “Seven Samurai” on the way.
A Silent Hill kind of morning.
December 17, 2025 at 1:08 PM
A Silent Hill kind of morning.
Christopher Nolan ALSO the fucking man.
December 17, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Christopher Nolan ALSO the fucking man.
Mick is the fucking man! 🤘🏽🤘🏽
December 16, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Mick is the fucking man! 🤘🏽🤘🏽
I will voice my disdain for A.I. and A.I. advocates any chance I get.
December 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I will voice my disdain for A.I. and A.I. advocates any chance I get.
This is about as vile and disgusting a comment a president could ever make.
I just can’t comprehend how anyone can still support this slimeball.
I just can’t comprehend how anyone can still support this slimeball.
December 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
This is about as vile and disgusting a comment a president could ever make.
I just can’t comprehend how anyone can still support this slimeball.
I just can’t comprehend how anyone can still support this slimeball.
Almost ready! 🤘🏽🤘🏽
December 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Almost ready! 🤘🏽🤘🏽
It’s Saturday, friends. I know the state of most things are not great, but try to find peace from the hobbies and people you love.
As for me, I’m gonna start a fire and jam out. Cheers, dorks!
As for me, I’m gonna start a fire and jam out. Cheers, dorks!
December 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
It’s Saturday, friends. I know the state of most things are not great, but try to find peace from the hobbies and people you love.
As for me, I’m gonna start a fire and jam out. Cheers, dorks!
As for me, I’m gonna start a fire and jam out. Cheers, dorks!
“The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.” - Sun Tzu
December 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
“The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.” - Sun Tzu
Good morning.
Just a bit o’ fog.
Just a bit o’ fog.
December 12, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Good morning.
Just a bit o’ fog.
Just a bit o’ fog.
Dear world ending meteor,
Just go ahead and hit us now.
Just go ahead and hit us now.
December 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Dear world ending meteor,
Just go ahead and hit us now.
Just go ahead and hit us now.
This administration is hands down the most vile and racist administration of my lifetime.
December 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This administration is hands down the most vile and racist administration of my lifetime.
“Uncertain value.”
In other words Netflix isn’t MAGA enough.
The worst of the worst are buying everything out. Eventually movies, shows, news, and entertainment as a whole will be catered to MAGA.
In other words Netflix isn’t MAGA enough.
The worst of the worst are buying everything out. Eventually movies, shows, news, and entertainment as a whole will be catered to MAGA.
December 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
“Uncertain value.”
In other words Netflix isn’t MAGA enough.
The worst of the worst are buying everything out. Eventually movies, shows, news, and entertainment as a whole will be catered to MAGA.
In other words Netflix isn’t MAGA enough.
The worst of the worst are buying everything out. Eventually movies, shows, news, and entertainment as a whole will be catered to MAGA.
A little reading, then a little writing.
December 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
A little reading, then a little writing.
Cheers, my friends. Hope this weekend has brought you what you needed. 🍻
December 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Cheers, my friends. Hope this weekend has brought you what you needed. 🍻
Song still goes hard.
December 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Song still goes hard.
Me as a physical media collector looking at everyone else.
December 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Me as a physical media collector looking at everyone else.