Juan (Johnny) Ortiz
@johnnymortiz.bsky.social
Just a guy who wants to write creature features. Into monsters, aliens, death metal, collectibles, books, film/tv, and spooky things. IG: iamnotthejuan
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Good morning.
Just a bit o’ fog.
Just a bit o’ fog.
December 12, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Good morning.
Just a bit o’ fog.
Just a bit o’ fog.
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Indianapolis Star, November 22, 1918
December 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Indianapolis Star, November 22, 1918
Dear world ending meteor,
Just go ahead and hit us now.
Just go ahead and hit us now.
December 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Dear world ending meteor,
Just go ahead and hit us now.
Just go ahead and hit us now.
My review of 2025: What the actual fuck?
December 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
My review of 2025: What the actual fuck?
Bahahahahahahahaha!
Get fucked, AI bros.
Get fucked, AI bros.
The AI-generated McDonald’s Christmas ad is no longer available to watch on YouTube following backlash
December 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Bahahahahahahahaha!
Get fucked, AI bros.
Get fucked, AI bros.
This administration is hands down the most vile and racist administration of my lifetime.
December 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This administration is hands down the most vile and racist administration of my lifetime.
“Uncertain value.”
In other words Netflix isn’t MAGA enough.
The worst of the worst are buying everything out. Eventually movies, shows, news, and entertainment as a whole will be catered to MAGA.
In other words Netflix isn’t MAGA enough.
The worst of the worst are buying everything out. Eventually movies, shows, news, and entertainment as a whole will be catered to MAGA.
December 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
“Uncertain value.”
In other words Netflix isn’t MAGA enough.
The worst of the worst are buying everything out. Eventually movies, shows, news, and entertainment as a whole will be catered to MAGA.
In other words Netflix isn’t MAGA enough.
The worst of the worst are buying everything out. Eventually movies, shows, news, and entertainment as a whole will be catered to MAGA.
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The economy is FAR WORSE than the government is acknowledging. This holiday season, if you know folks struggling, don't be afraid to leave a mystery box of groceries or some gifts from Santa for the kids on their porch. Maybe drop a grocery store gift card in their mailbox.
Be the Christmas magic.
Be the Christmas magic.
December 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The economy is FAR WORSE than the government is acknowledging. This holiday season, if you know folks struggling, don't be afraid to leave a mystery box of groceries or some gifts from Santa for the kids on their porch. Maybe drop a grocery store gift card in their mailbox.
Be the Christmas magic.
Be the Christmas magic.
Removing free entry to National Parks on MLK Jr. Day and Juneteenth, but making it free on Trump’s birthday is unequivocally fucking racist, don’t you think?
December 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Removing free entry to National Parks on MLK Jr. Day and Juneteenth, but making it free on Trump’s birthday is unequivocally fucking racist, don’t you think?
A little reading, then a little writing.
December 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
A little reading, then a little writing.
Now he’s going after Matthew Lillard? C’mon, dude…
December 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Now he’s going after Matthew Lillard? C’mon, dude…
Cheers, my friends. Hope this weekend has brought you what you needed. 🍻
December 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Cheers, my friends. Hope this weekend has brought you what you needed. 🍻
*spends almost $100 on groceries*
Cool. I have enough to feed more for… two days.
Cool. I have enough to feed more for… two days.
December 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
*spends almost $100 on groceries*
Cool. I have enough to feed more for… two days.
Cool. I have enough to feed more for… two days.
Song still goes hard.
December 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Song still goes hard.
Me as a physical media collector looking at everyone else.
December 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Me as a physical media collector looking at everyone else.
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Very much this. Also, let the goddamned movie you paid a fortune for, stick around longer. ("Predator Badlands" cost $100 mill, and was on my local cinema for about 10 days before it was yanked...and I never got to see it. I saw "Star Wars" again in 1978...5 months after it first opened!)
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LOTS of people still go to the movies! it's not their fault you spent a quarter of a billion dollars on one film and you need them all to see it three times for it to make a profit. spend less!
December 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Very much this. Also, let the goddamned movie you paid a fortune for, stick around longer. ("Predator Badlands" cost $100 mill, and was on my local cinema for about 10 days before it was yanked...and I never got to see it. I saw "Star Wars" again in 1978...5 months after it first opened!)
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Good morning, chilaquiles. Can’t wait to eat you.
December 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Good morning, chilaquiles. Can’t wait to eat you.
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!
The original version of the 1977 Star Wars will return to theaters on February 19, 2027, for the film's 50th anniversary.
For more info: https://bit.ly/4pSjs15
For more info: https://bit.ly/4pSjs15
December 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!
I originally read this as “A Grand Ole Orgy Christmas” and was like, “Oh, okay… interested maybe 🤔”
December 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I originally read this as “A Grand Ole Orgy Christmas” and was like, “Oh, okay… interested maybe 🤔”
It’s the tiny few wanting to gain a little more profit and they’re fucking everything up.
I hate it all. This shouldn’t be allowed.
I hate it all. This shouldn’t be allowed.
December 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It’s the tiny few wanting to gain a little more profit and they’re fucking everything up.
I hate it all. This shouldn’t be allowed.
I hate it all. This shouldn’t be allowed.
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This has lead to a bottleneck in which established voices can make their dream projects, while new & diverse voices are struggling to get noticed, read, or their writing sold. I've never seen anything like it in my 25 years in the business. If things were hard for you before, they're even harder now
December 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
This has lead to a bottleneck in which established voices can make their dream projects, while new & diverse voices are struggling to get noticed, read, or their writing sold. I've never seen anything like it in my 25 years in the business. If things were hard for you before, they're even harder now
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I haven't been very optimistic with y'all because I haven't been optimistic lately. 1/3 of shows, and thus writers rooms, are just gone. Because horror is one of the only things doing well, everyone is writing horror. But there's too much of it. Hollywood cannot make all the great scripts out there.
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I haven't been very optimistic with y'all because I haven't been optimistic lately. 1/3 of shows, and thus writers rooms, are just gone. Because horror is one of the only things doing well, everyone is writing horror. But there's too much of it. Hollywood cannot make all the great scripts out there.