Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist
@johnnychildo.bsky.social
You can't debate the stupid. You can't debate the crazy. You can't debate the delusional. This is why I talk to myself.
ICE training videos must involve equal parts IDF murders of Gazans and America's Funniest Home Videos (Bob's Version).
January 24, 2026 at 10:37 PM
ICE training videos must involve equal parts IDF murders of Gazans and America's Funniest Home Videos (Bob's Version).
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Holy crap.
This is the most damning video yet.
It shows Border Patrol agents clearly taking Alex's firearm, running it away, and THEN executed him in cold blood by emptying a clip into his face.
Murder.
This is the most damning video yet.
It shows Border Patrol agents clearly taking Alex's firearm, running it away, and THEN executed him in cold blood by emptying a clip into his face.
Murder.
January 24, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Holy crap.
This is the most damning video yet.
It shows Border Patrol agents clearly taking Alex's firearm, running it away, and THEN executed him in cold blood by emptying a clip into his face.
Murder.
This is the most damning video yet.
It shows Border Patrol agents clearly taking Alex's firearm, running it away, and THEN executed him in cold blood by emptying a clip into his face.
Murder.
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🚨 NEW VIDEO 👇🏽This puts an end to all the lies. Horrific.
They were having a calm exchange seconds before he murdered Renee Good, and she was barely moving and clearly avoiding him.
Stop the lies.
They were having a calm exchange seconds before he murdered Renee Good, and she was barely moving and clearly avoiding him.
Stop the lies.
January 9, 2026 at 6:12 PM
🚨 NEW VIDEO 👇🏽This puts an end to all the lies. Horrific.
They were having a calm exchange seconds before he murdered Renee Good, and she was barely moving and clearly avoiding him.
Stop the lies.
They were having a calm exchange seconds before he murdered Renee Good, and she was barely moving and clearly avoiding him.
Stop the lies.
It's all right there for all of us to see. They lionize Ashli Babbitt and demonize the woman in Minneapolis. A rational, honest actor knows the real difference. MAGA only knows deference.
January 8, 2026 at 1:43 PM
It's all right there for all of us to see. They lionize Ashli Babbitt and demonize the woman in Minneapolis. A rational, honest actor knows the real difference. MAGA only knows deference.
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Alexander Steven Back, an ICE employee from Bloomington, MN was arrested in Nov 2025 for coercion of a minor. He attempted to meet up with what he thought was a 17-year-old girl for sex and was immediately arrested. He now faces federal charges.
January 8, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Alexander Steven Back, an ICE employee from Bloomington, MN was arrested in Nov 2025 for coercion of a minor. He attempted to meet up with what he thought was a 17-year-old girl for sex and was immediately arrested. He now faces federal charges.
At this rate, the Kennedy Center is going to have to settle for Mike Johnson fave Lee Greenwood and Tony Orlando concerts.
a man in a cowboy hat says " you 're gonna need all the luck you can get " while driving a car
ALT: a man in a cowboy hat says " you 're gonna need all the luck you can get " while driving a car
media.tenor.com
December 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
At this rate, the Kennedy Center is going to have to settle for Mike Johnson fave Lee Greenwood and Tony Orlando concerts.
I went to a chiropractor for years. It never fixed anything. The treatment causes your body to release endorphins, fooling you into thinking it's helping. No surprise that grifters gravitate toward chiropractics because it's grounded in the idea of man's ability to heal by touch alone. Medbed 1.0.
How Chiropractors Became the Backbone of MAHA
Why they love Robert F. Kennedy Jr. — and he loves them.
www.politico.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I went to a chiropractor for years. It never fixed anything. The treatment causes your body to release endorphins, fooling you into thinking it's helping. No surprise that grifters gravitate toward chiropractics because it's grounded in the idea of man's ability to heal by touch alone. Medbed 1.0.
I'd like to thank Triple H for making me realize that $30 a month for this is way too steep.
November 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I'd like to thank Triple H for making me realize that $30 a month for this is way too steep.
Sorry but a Thanksgiving invite at 4:41 AM today is not a real invitation. This comes with the assumption that I was sitting alone in my apartment eating cereal, watching Planes, Trains, and Automobiles with tears streaming down my face. Thanks for thinking that of me. #thankful
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Sorry but a Thanksgiving invite at 4:41 AM today is not a real invitation. This comes with the assumption that I was sitting alone in my apartment eating cereal, watching Planes, Trains, and Automobiles with tears streaming down my face. Thanks for thinking that of me. #thankful
I can't get over this. As if we needed more proof that Noem's DHS is a ridiculous, spiteful joke.
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I can't get over this. As if we needed more proof that Noem's DHS is a ridiculous, spiteful joke.
Ronald Dahl created Trump. Veruca's entitlement, Mike's need for attention, and the physique of Augustus Gloop.
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Ronald Dahl created Trump. Veruca's entitlement, Mike's need for attention, and the physique of Augustus Gloop.
Another day in America. Thought-to-be extinct Puritan gives "demon" horn of plenty of crap for Thanksgiving.
Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Another day in America. Thought-to-be extinct Puritan gives "demon" horn of plenty of crap for Thanksgiving.
Millionth verse, same as the first.
“‘Destroy MTG’: Trump’s Scorched-Earth Blitz Against the Georgia Congresswoman Is Going to Get Even Nastier”
Zeteo speaks to Trump insiders who reveal the deep sense of betrayal an irate president feels at former MAGA ally Marjorie 'Traitor' Greene:
Zeteo speaks to Trump insiders who reveal the deep sense of betrayal an irate president feels at former MAGA ally Marjorie 'Traitor' Greene:
‘Destroy MTG’: Trump’s Scorched-Earth Blitz Against the Georgia Congresswoman Is Going to Get Even Nastier
Zeteo speaks to Trump insiders who reveal the deep sense of betrayal an irate president feels at former MAGA ally Marjorie 'Traitor' Greene, who crossed him over releasing the Epstein files and more.
zeteo.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Millionth verse, same as the first.
We've been hearing it all wrong. They were saying America Farced.
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
We've been hearing it all wrong. They were saying America Farced.
The Trump administration is, essentially, the O'Doyle family from Billy Madison. But, eventually, these fascists all slip on a banana peel.
a car is driving down a road with trees in the background and the words makeagif.com below it
ALT: a car is driving down a road with trees in the background and the words makeagif.com below it
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The Trump administration is, essentially, the O'Doyle family from Billy Madison. But, eventually, these fascists all slip on a banana peel.
How long til Sean Grayson gets a presidential pardon and joins ICE?
October 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
How long til Sean Grayson gets a presidential pardon and joins ICE?
John Smoltz is the Tim Pool of sports broadcasting.
October 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
John Smoltz is the Tim Pool of sports broadcasting.
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I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
Maybe we've got it wrong. Maybe the East Wing is going to be a ball pit. That would rule. Or maybe it's just a big room where everyone is freeballing, kibbles and bits dragging on the floor.
October 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Maybe we've got it wrong. Maybe the East Wing is going to be a ball pit. That would rule. Or maybe it's just a big room where everyone is freeballing, kibbles and bits dragging on the floor.
I hate that nearly everything I watch has a character that reminds me so much of Trump. In this case, it's John Wayne Gacy.
October 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I hate that nearly everything I watch has a character that reminds me so much of Trump. In this case, it's John Wayne Gacy.
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EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification.
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
October 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification.
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
Now, Peter VaGiunta is an edgy joke.
October 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Now, Peter VaGiunta is an edgy joke.
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An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative
October 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative
But, by all means, we should arrest protesters singing in giraffe costumes. www.nbcnews.com/politics/jd-...
Vance says young Republicans accused of racism shouldn't have their lives 'ruined'
The vice president contrasted offensive remarks in a private group chat with texts from a Democratic candidate in Virginia who had suggested a top Republican be killed.
www.nbcnews.com
October 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
But, by all means, we should arrest protesters singing in giraffe costumes. www.nbcnews.com/politics/jd-...
Trump-A-Day
October 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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