John Lichman
@johnlichman.bsky.social
noted idiot savant, failed film writer and podcaster
they sure milked this
December 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
they sure milked this
*raises hands to the sky* curse you Carey Muligan. Vulture Cinematrix No. 629: Dec 15, 2025
I got 8/9 Correct
Score: 2312
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I got 8/9 Correct
Score: 2312
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December 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
*raises hands to the sky* curse you Carey Muligan. Vulture Cinematrix No. 629: Dec 15, 2025
I got 8/9 Correct
Score: 2312
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I got 8/9 Correct
Score: 2312
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For the life of me couldn’t recall a three plus word title for any of them. Vulture Cinematrix No. 628: Dec 14, 2025
I got 6/9 Correct
Score: 1714
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I got 6/9 Correct
Score: 1714
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December 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
For the life of me couldn’t recall a three plus word title for any of them. Vulture Cinematrix No. 628: Dec 14, 2025
I got 6/9 Correct
Score: 1714
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I got 6/9 Correct
Score: 1714
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Turn in your badge Peter
December 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Turn in your badge Peter
today has it all in d.c and terrible holiday markets selling pure 100 percent alpaca hats
December 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
today has it all in d.c and terrible holiday markets selling pure 100 percent alpaca hats
I can’t name a single EM film to save my life. Vulture Cinematrix No. 626: Dec 12, 2025
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2614
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I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2614
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December 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I can’t name a single EM film to save my life. Vulture Cinematrix No. 626: Dec 12, 2025
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2614
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I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2614
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Stupid Hocus Pocus. Vulture Cinematrix No. 625: Dec 11, 2025
I got 8/9 Correct
Score: 2304
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I got 8/9 Correct
Score: 2304
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December 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Stupid Hocus Pocus. Vulture Cinematrix No. 625: Dec 11, 2025
I got 8/9 Correct
Score: 2304
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I got 8/9 Correct
Score: 2304
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when someone tries to do a prompt with Iger and this keeps flashing on the screen
December 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
when someone tries to do a prompt with Iger and this keeps flashing on the screen
yeah but does John Wilson's Sundance 2026 world premiere documentary have this:
December 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
yeah but does John Wilson's Sundance 2026 world premiere documentary have this:
wait what’s this the cover is falling off and this is really a copy of…
December 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
wait what’s this the cover is falling off and this is really a copy of…
Soderberg power. Vulture Cinematrix No. 623: Dec 9, 2025
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2593
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I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2593
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December 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Soderberg power. Vulture Cinematrix No. 623: Dec 9, 2025
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2593
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I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2593
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If you line up a trilogy for me I will never turn it down. Vulture Cinematrix No. 621: Dec 7, 2025
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2476
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I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2476
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December 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
If you line up a trilogy for me I will never turn it down. Vulture Cinematrix No. 621: Dec 7, 2025
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2476
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I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2476
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The cutoff of 1999 is a killer because post-2000 was the boom of terrible animated films with stacked casts. Vulture Cinematrix No. 620: Dec 6, 2025
I got 8/9 Correct
Score: 2290
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I got 8/9 Correct
Score: 2290
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December 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The cutoff of 1999 is a killer because post-2000 was the boom of terrible animated films with stacked casts. Vulture Cinematrix No. 620: Dec 6, 2025
I got 8/9 Correct
Score: 2290
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I got 8/9 Correct
Score: 2290
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I got completely rocked because I kept trying to use Confessions of a Dangerous Mind and Solaris. And I forgot vowels. Vulture Cinematrix No. 619: Dec 5, 2025
I got 4/9 Correct
Score: 1133
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I got 4/9 Correct
Score: 1133
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December 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I got completely rocked because I kept trying to use Confessions of a Dangerous Mind and Solaris. And I forgot vowels. Vulture Cinematrix No. 619: Dec 5, 2025
I got 4/9 Correct
Score: 1133
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I got 4/9 Correct
Score: 1133
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but does he deserve it really
December 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
but does he deserve it really
“Not once did I get scurvy on the set of Sidekicks.”
December 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
“Not once did I get scurvy on the set of Sidekicks.”
Tried twice on an animated film for Madonna and Moore. Vulture Cinematrix No. 617: Dec 3, 2025
I got 7/9 Correct
Score: 1977
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I got 7/9 Correct
Score: 1977
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December 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Tried twice on an animated film for Madonna and Moore. Vulture Cinematrix No. 617: Dec 3, 2025
I got 7/9 Correct
Score: 1977
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I got 7/9 Correct
Score: 1977
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Me, a classy man: I do not care for your excerpts or reviews of the navel-gazing romance media narrative.
Me, finding out for two pages she called up the actual WWE corporate headquarters to ask to visit the Hall of Fame:
Me, finding out for two pages she called up the actual WWE corporate headquarters to ask to visit the Hall of Fame:
December 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Me, a classy man: I do not care for your excerpts or reviews of the navel-gazing romance media narrative.
Me, finding out for two pages she called up the actual WWE corporate headquarters to ask to visit the Hall of Fame:
Me, finding out for two pages she called up the actual WWE corporate headquarters to ask to visit the Hall of Fame:
For years I only knew about one Kevin Bacon film because of ads in comics. Vulture Cinematrix No. 616: Dec 2, 2025
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2559
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I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2559
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December 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
For years I only knew about one Kevin Bacon film because of ads in comics. Vulture Cinematrix No. 616: Dec 2, 2025
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2559
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I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2559
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I got through 8 minutes of the middle Banderas choice because I thought it was Acts of Vengeance. Vulture Cinematrix No. 615: Dec 1, 2025
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2635
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I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2635
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December 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I got through 8 minutes of the middle Banderas choice because I thought it was Acts of Vengeance. Vulture Cinematrix No. 615: Dec 1, 2025
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2635
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I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2635
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“Oim Biff Shelter. I can provide you with four walls, a floor an’ a roof. But I can’t promise ‘ou Shelter.”
December 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
“Oim Biff Shelter. I can provide you with four walls, a floor an’ a roof. But I can’t promise ‘ou Shelter.”
mfw the jets win by a field goal. I’m thrilled.
November 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
mfw the jets win by a field goal. I’m thrilled.