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Johniebeaver
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Twinja . From Philadelphia but now live in the deep south of Alexandria, VA. Born Oct. 2. I just want to befriend one crow. Is that too much to ask?
I didn't watch Bad Bunny. Every time I hear his music I start to cry? Why? Why? I know im super emotional but why does he affect me this way? Is it a very good man refusing to take a seat in the back of the bus? Idfk
February 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
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I’m watching a lot of petty, mean-spirited haters dunking on Kid Rock on every platform and seriously you all rock.
February 8, 2026 at 6:59 PM
When I was a kid, many stop signs had "Nixon Now" painted on white under Stop. Now is the time to paint "Ice Now" on them
February 9, 2026 at 12:45 AM
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If my last name was "Gonzalez," I would simply shut the fuck up about the benefits of deportation because as soon as all the "bad" immigrants and immigrant descendants are gone, guess who's fucking next on the one-way flights
February 8, 2026 at 5:16 PM
To the general public at large: don't go into a store the very moment they open and then say you're just browsing. Give is 20 minutes or so to emotionally prepare for your stupid questions, wontcha?
February 8, 2026 at 4:39 PM
20 degrees with 20mph wind. Hell yes im ubering to work
February 7, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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Media coverage of Gaza has plummeted. So today on @thenation.com, we're doing something pretty special: we're only running pieces by people in and from Gaza.

We're calling it "A Day for Gaza." You can find links to all of the incredible pieces here. Please read! www.thenation.com/article/worl...
A Day for Gaza
Today, The Nation is turning over its website exclusively to stories from Gaza and its people. This is why.
www.thenation.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Ok so my new mattress is too hard. Remember when this happened before? Soon ill be so used to it that anything softer will be impossible to sleep on
January 31, 2026 at 8:56 PM
New mattress has arrived
January 30, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I am livid that it hasn't happened yet
January 30, 2026 at 5:10 AM
@markwarner.bsky.social Thank you for showing the kind of leadership we need at this incredibly perilous time inour nations' history.Do not let up the pressure. Also, maybe you could help Tim Kaine find his spine
January 29, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Kristi Noem is a liar. She has misused millions of dollars often on contracts that have benefited her friends. She belongs in prison. So does her fucking boss
January 26, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Can you imagine being a maggot and responding ice ice baby to people? These fuckers are doing all this cruel shit to get us accustomed to chaos and brutal authority just to keep that smelly dullard out of jail
January 25, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Why do people have guns if it isn't defend against a tyrannical government? Or was it just to show off? Like those giant pickups you country fried fuckups drive to the Pentagon every day
January 24, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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ICE detained a 2-year-old girl in Minneapolis and put the child on a flight to a detention center in Texas, despite a court ordering her release: www.startribune.com/agents-detai...
January 24, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Diiner's ready. Riced potatoes, rare as fuck London broil. Some tomatoes
January 23, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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every time someone complains about it, I post another gay NATO flag
January 23, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”
January 23, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Yay! Blood pressure normal. Next step 6 crowns, extraction, cavities filled all under general anesthesia. Hopefully next week
January 23, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Give me snow. A fuckton of it. I do not want to work on Sunday. Simple formula: a foot or more and I get to stay cozy
January 23, 2026 at 2:13 PM
My dinner with Phil last night was so fun. Conversation is so easy. Laughter came easily. Making friends as an adult can seem so difficult, but sometimes you just meet the right person. And I have another one. Also straight and super cute and oddly flirty. Maybe im the good one?
January 22, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Cvs website needs to stop jumping the fucj around. I keep hitting the wrong options because it is so unstable. Cut it the fuck out!
January 22, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Heading to Medium Rare for dinner with a friend. I never go out and do things so this is big for me
January 21, 2026 at 10:40 PM
My cold Pennsylvania heart just saw a single snowflake and jumped for joy. Can it snow. Like 1996
January 18, 2026 at 8:33 PM