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Me: “Sorry, I have plans tonight”
The plans:
The plans:
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Me: “Sorry, I have plans tonight”
The plans:
The plans:
louisiana fam is in the city and trying to see me after a decade plus
November 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
louisiana fam is in the city and trying to see me after a decade plus
i WILL crash out harder than any previous set guinness record
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
i WILL crash out harder than any previous set guinness record
omw to my friend’s (blue collar straight man) band’s debut show
November 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
omw to my friend’s (blue collar straight man) band’s debut show
10 days till my first substack (monthly audiobook reviews) and hoping for 10 subscribers. bsky fam, yall are the best—I really hope some of you’ll listen along and read my silly lil thoughts
📚🎧💙🩵🤍😊
open.substack.com/pub/earbook
📚🎧💙🩵🤍😊
open.substack.com/pub/earbook
EarBook | John Hastings | Substack
A monthly audiobook review & blog for leisure listening. Click to read EarBook, by John Hastings, a Substack publication. Launched a day ago.
open.substack.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
10 days till my first substack (monthly audiobook reviews) and hoping for 10 subscribers. bsky fam, yall are the best—I really hope some of you’ll listen along and read my silly lil thoughts
📚🎧💙🩵🤍😊
open.substack.com/pub/earbook
📚🎧💙🩵🤍😊
open.substack.com/pub/earbook
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homie, wtf is wrong with you? (me to me)
November 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
homie, wtf is wrong with you? (me to me)
mam, this is linkedin and that’s not a job
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
mam, this is linkedin and that’s not a job
i am once again looking for a benefactor to get me thru grad school
November 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i am once again looking for a benefactor to get me thru grad school
i’m shaking. i’m psychically shaking. sunset was just after 4:30
November 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
i’m shaking. i’m psychically shaking. sunset was just after 4:30
there’s this domestic terrorist getting mad at me for taking a nap
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
there’s this domestic terrorist getting mad at me for taking a nap
neeeeeeed to be in palm springs rn
November 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
neeeeeeed to be in palm springs rn
going to office hours just to yap (the professors a lil monster)
November 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
going to office hours just to yap (the professors a lil monster)
he’s so cute in his puffer 🥹
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
he’s so cute in his puffer 🥹
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and imma stick beside him
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
and imma stick beside him
what’s the best thing you’ve read recently? need some recs pls
November 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
what’s the best thing you’ve read recently? need some recs pls
i’m kinda giving randall (of monsters, inc. fame) idk
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
i’m kinda giving randall (of monsters, inc. fame) idk
finished the housemaid series in like two weeks and am now convinced i’m living in a domestic thriller
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
finished the housemaid series in like two weeks and am now convinced i’m living in a domestic thriller
about to give my first presentation in grad school and i’m shaken to my core
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
about to give my first presentation in grad school and i’m shaken to my core