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johdhj.bsky.social
Mollis vox, magna arma
@johdhj.bsky.social
Just here to appreciate beautiful photos, funny jokes, and ignore the world on fire for a bit.
I admire the heck out of you and your family. And the corgi. Especially the corgi. But you're clearly a wonderful role model.
October 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Ain’t no escaping the fearsome Asian mother and her slippers. I also speak from experience.
October 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
House slippers and weaponized slippers? Asian confirmed! 😅
October 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I think synthetic sandals makes you East Asian / Middle Eastern / Hispanic, as the lightweight but durable material allows the sandals to be used as disciplinary tools.

Full German I believe requires socks with leather sandals. But don't quote me on that.
October 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The reason why I don’t foster is because that’s how I’d end up with 18 dogs.
August 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I know it's fake, but we're living in a timeline where this story is completely believable.
August 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
What are those little embedded rails? What were they used for?
July 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I realize now that I need a Deadpool figure sitting on my dash.
May 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Somewhere, some brilliant madman absolutely made a Mashup of "Sound of Music" and "Lonely Island".
May 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Not a fan of whisky but huge huge fan of Guinness!
May 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I have something very similar, except mine calls for eating a buttery chocolate filled croissant with black coffee overlooking a cold and rainy Scottish city.
May 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Oh what a serene and peaceful photo.
May 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I’ve never had California chowder. Actually I didn’t know it was a thing! Southern or northern CA?
April 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Before I can judge, Chowdah or Chowderr?
April 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Once is explainable. Twice is happenstance. Three or more times? We need to talk. At a distance.
April 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Took me a moment too, Rogue.
April 3, 2025 at 1:37 PM
When people think I'm a man, they respond very differently than when people think I'm a woman.

Also, people REALLY respond differently when they think I'm not white.
April 3, 2025 at 1:35 PM