Johann
@johannjonsson.bsky.social
Australian hoping the racing people will join the footy and cricket people over here soon enough. I like learning linguistics and prefer watching people fight about the Oxford comma than the collapse of democracy abroad.
My grocery shop today came to exactly $100.00 by complete fluke and I had to share it with someone. Feels like Bluesky is the right place and it probably needs something placid like this today.
No judgement for some povvo choices.
No judgement for some povvo choices.
January 4, 2026 at 5:00 AM
My grocery shop today came to exactly $100.00 by complete fluke and I had to share it with someone. Feels like Bluesky is the right place and it probably needs something placid like this today.
No judgement for some povvo choices.
No judgement for some povvo choices.
Good luck to Usman Khawaja in his last test. He has defied the odds to make it as a test cricketer, especially with the elephant in the room making it even harder; growing up and being mates with David Warner.
You can’t help where you grow up but you can succeed anyway.
You can’t help where you grow up but you can succeed anyway.
January 3, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Good luck to Usman Khawaja in his last test. He has defied the odds to make it as a test cricketer, especially with the elephant in the room making it even harder; growing up and being mates with David Warner.
You can’t help where you grow up but you can succeed anyway.
You can’t help where you grow up but you can succeed anyway.
If they give this not out I’m not watching any more Ashes.
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
If they give this not out I’m not watching any more Ashes.
Dumplings 1, Johann 0
August 1, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Dumplings 1, Johann 0
Alex Lloyd at 112 in the Hottest Australian 100 songs countdown. “Should’ve been higher!”
August 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Alex Lloyd at 112 in the Hottest Australian 100 songs countdown. “Should’ve been higher!”
Thought this would be higher #Hottest100 for the 20th time. #TameImpala
July 26, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Thought this would be higher #Hottest100 for the 20th time. #TameImpala
Will be spending the day listening to the Triple J hottest 100 Australian songs.
Berlin Chair ticking us over noon into beer o’clock is some consolation for it coming on way too early.
Berlin Chair ticking us over noon into beer o’clock is some consolation for it coming on way too early.
July 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Will be spending the day listening to the Triple J hottest 100 Australian songs.
Berlin Chair ticking us over noon into beer o’clock is some consolation for it coming on way too early.
Berlin Chair ticking us over noon into beer o’clock is some consolation for it coming on way too early.
The umpires are absolutely ruining this game at the G. No idea. #AFLMagpiesDockers
July 20, 2025 at 6:55 AM
The umpires are absolutely ruining this game at the G. No idea. #AFLMagpiesDockers
There’s plenty I’ve left on the bench that deserve to be there #Hottest100
July 10, 2025 at 10:23 AM
There’s plenty I’ve left on the bench that deserve to be there #Hottest100
I might be going off early but if this game didn’t have a kid in the pre-game entertainment in tears for being hit in the head with a stick it would not register in anyone’s memory ever.
#AFLBombersTigers
#AFLBombersTigers
May 23, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I might be going off early but if this game didn’t have a kid in the pre-game entertainment in tears for being hit in the head with a stick it would not register in anyone’s memory ever.
#AFLBombersTigers
#AFLBombersTigers
Reposted by Johann
TOTTENHAM ARE EUROPA LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 🏆
Rog and Rory broke down an historic night for Spurs (and the fulfillment of Ange's prophecy 🔮) on tonight's Do it Live 🤍
LISTEN 🎧: mibcourage.co/4kAhccd
Rog and Rory broke down an historic night for Spurs (and the fulfillment of Ange's prophecy 🔮) on tonight's Do it Live 🤍
LISTEN 🎧: mibcourage.co/4kAhccd
May 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
TOTTENHAM ARE EUROPA LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 🏆
Rog and Rory broke down an historic night for Spurs (and the fulfillment of Ange's prophecy 🔮) on tonight's Do it Live 🤍
LISTEN 🎧: mibcourage.co/4kAhccd
Rog and Rory broke down an historic night for Spurs (and the fulfillment of Ange's prophecy 🔮) on tonight's Do it Live 🤍
LISTEN 🎧: mibcourage.co/4kAhccd
Yass! Bravo Ange Postecoglou!
GOL DO TOTTENHAM
Tottenham 1-0 Man Utd
⚽️ Brennan Johnson
🅰️ -
🏆 Europa League
Tottenham 1-0 Man Utd
⚽️ Brennan Johnson
🅰️ -
🏆 Europa League
May 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Yass! Bravo Ange Postecoglou!
It’s beautiful that he can still do old school bribery in addition to the modern fandangle stuff.
Honestly? The $400M plane from Qatar is quaint compared to his crypto scam, memecoin con, insider trading, and tariff shakedowns.
May 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
It’s beautiful that he can still do old school bribery in addition to the modern fandangle stuff.
There will be rules about cheap shots named after Sicily.
Sicily is an absolute embarrassment. Gets into the face of a 2nd year player and then flops 5 seconds later. Most pissweak captain in the league by a mile.
May 10, 2025 at 9:08 AM
There will be rules about cheap shots named after Sicily.
Who could Tom Stewart be talking about I wonder? #AFLCatsHawks
April 21, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Who could Tom Stewart be talking about I wonder? #AFLCatsHawks
Dead set cheats, Hawthorn #AFLCatsHawks
April 21, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Dead set cheats, Hawthorn #AFLCatsHawks
Hawthorn has form for knocking blokes out like that. Modern day cheats. #AflCatsHawks
April 21, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Hawthorn has form for knocking blokes out like that. Modern day cheats. #AflCatsHawks
It is my strong belief that every single thing Trump does is for personal gain. You’ll have a hard time convincing me otherwise and insider trading is the most blatant and recent example if you’re needing a new high-water mark.
April 11, 2025 at 6:37 AM
It is my strong belief that every single thing Trump does is for personal gain. You’ll have a hard time convincing me otherwise and insider trading is the most blatant and recent example if you’re needing a new high-water mark.
Here’s an offer to @marydoylemp.bsky.social and Manny Cicchiello if his people are out there.
The only tariff deal Straya does with the US is that they drop tariffs or we stop the awful submarine deal. No contributions to Trumpcoin or ball-tickling or any other concessions.
Win me over in Aston.
The only tariff deal Straya does with the US is that they drop tariffs or we stop the awful submarine deal. No contributions to Trumpcoin or ball-tickling or any other concessions.
Win me over in Aston.
April 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Here’s an offer to @marydoylemp.bsky.social and Manny Cicchiello if his people are out there.
The only tariff deal Straya does with the US is that they drop tariffs or we stop the awful submarine deal. No contributions to Trumpcoin or ball-tickling or any other concessions.
Win me over in Aston.
The only tariff deal Straya does with the US is that they drop tariffs or we stop the awful submarine deal. No contributions to Trumpcoin or ball-tickling or any other concessions.
Win me over in Aston.
Everybody already knows which side they were barracking for.
The controversy surrounding the attendance of two armed patrons on Thursday has been blasted as "extremely concerning and frankly unacceptable".
READ >>> zerohanger.com/cdflW #AFL
READ >>> zerohanger.com/cdflW #AFL
April 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Everybody already knows which side they were barracking for.
Temu Manu is elite
March 24, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Temu Manu is elite