Captain Atticus Pünt ⚓️
@joeyfukinlawrence.bsky.social
Captain of Her Majesty’s First Royal Air Ship Fleet. Teller of Tales, big and small. World Traveller, if I could be bothered. Lover of good food, strong drink and mystical enchantment.
Another Day, 20 more Executive Orders. I exaggerate. A little. When will this Ministry of Malfeasance finally crumble?
August 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Another Day, 20 more Executive Orders. I exaggerate. A little. When will this Ministry of Malfeasance finally crumble?
Did you know that in France it is still illegal to name a pig Napoleon?
August 14, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Did you know that in France it is still illegal to name a pig Napoleon?
“Breaking: The National Hurricane Center is tracking a strong tropical Stormy Daniels heading directly toward Palm Beach, Florida, predicted to become a category 5 which scientists say would have sufficient force to launch a 6'3" 215 pound man-baby out to sea.” ~TheScientificSkeptic.com
August 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
“Breaking: The National Hurricane Center is tracking a strong tropical Stormy Daniels heading directly toward Palm Beach, Florida, predicted to become a category 5 which scientists say would have sufficient force to launch a 6'3" 215 pound man-baby out to sea.” ~TheScientificSkeptic.com
“Have the day you voted for” is such a delicious way to say I told you so.
Hashtag synonym toast punch
Hashtag synonym toast punch
August 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
“Have the day you voted for” is such a delicious way to say I told you so.
Hashtag synonym toast punch
Hashtag synonym toast punch
My kaftan didn’t have have pockets, so I opened the side seams to have a place to rest my hands. Kinda weird. Don’t visualise it.
August 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
My kaftan didn’t have have pockets, so I opened the side seams to have a place to rest my hands. Kinda weird. Don’t visualise it.
Coldplay hasn’t been this relevant since the Conscious Uncoupling of 2014. At least this time we know it wasn’t the wife’s fault…
July 23, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Coldplay hasn’t been this relevant since the Conscious Uncoupling of 2014. At least this time we know it wasn’t the wife’s fault…
Anaphylactic and Prophylactic. Two completely different things, one common denominator: No Nuts.
#dashboardconfessionals #sundayfunnies
#dashboardconfessionals #sundayfunnies
July 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Anaphylactic and Prophylactic. Two completely different things, one common denominator: No Nuts.
#dashboardconfessionals #sundayfunnies
#dashboardconfessionals #sundayfunnies
Have you encountered the amazing Nautilus on AMC or HULU yet? All the underwater steampunk goodness. Carry on ☕️
July 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Have you encountered the amazing Nautilus on AMC or HULU yet? All the underwater steampunk goodness. Carry on ☕️
Found some freezer meat that dates back to 2020. Prehistoric Pandemic Meat.
July 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Found some freezer meat that dates back to 2020. Prehistoric Pandemic Meat.
“That is the sort of errant pedantry up with which I shall not put” ~Sir Winston Churchill on terminal prepositions. #funwithwords
June 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
“That is the sort of errant pedantry up with which I shall not put” ~Sir Winston Churchill on terminal prepositions. #funwithwords
The Princess of No King’s Day
I’ve seen some pretty glorious Military Parades in my day. - everything from Coronations, Weddings, Deaths, Shows of Strength, 909 Trucks… but the Parade for Princess Tiny Hands really lost its head…
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I’ve seen some pretty glorious Military Parades in my day. - everything from Coronations, Weddings, Deaths, Shows of Strength, 909 Trucks… but the Parade for Princess Tiny Hands really lost its head…
Follow my Substack for rest
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June 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The Princess of No King’s Day
I’ve seen some pretty glorious Military Parades in my day. - everything from Coronations, Weddings, Deaths, Shows of Strength, 909 Trucks… but the Parade for Princess Tiny Hands really lost its head…
Follow my Substack for rest
substack.com/@champagneho...
I’ve seen some pretty glorious Military Parades in my day. - everything from Coronations, Weddings, Deaths, Shows of Strength, 909 Trucks… but the Parade for Princess Tiny Hands really lost its head…
Follow my Substack for rest
substack.com/@champagneho...
How absolutely gorgeous The Last Showgirl is. Pamela Anderson’s performance is sublime. Jamie Lee Curtis as the wizened cocktail waitress. The backdrop of a fading Las Vegas under the weight of the new. We’re all a bit of the faded and jaded last showgirl.
June 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
How absolutely gorgeous The Last Showgirl is. Pamela Anderson’s performance is sublime. Jamie Lee Curtis as the wizened cocktail waitress. The backdrop of a fading Las Vegas under the weight of the new. We’re all a bit of the faded and jaded last showgirl.
C’mon Musky, it’s time to Make America Great Again. Obliterate his arse.
June 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
C’mon Musky, it’s time to Make America Great Again. Obliterate his arse.
“Must be exhausting always rooting for the antichrist” or whatever Taylor Swift said
June 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
“Must be exhausting always rooting for the antichrist” or whatever Taylor Swift said
Look what I did! Thyme, in a bottle. Saved. 🙄
May 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Look what I did! Thyme, in a bottle. Saved. 🙄
I bought some cookies this week that don’t expire until 2026. I think RFK Jr should be looking at all the chemicals we eat (in those chips and on those bananas as well) as the genetic culprit. We didn’t seem to have all these issues before the US chose to poison us
April 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I bought some cookies this week that don’t expire until 2026. I think RFK Jr should be looking at all the chemicals we eat (in those chips and on those bananas as well) as the genetic culprit. We didn’t seem to have all these issues before the US chose to poison us
Recently had the joy of discovering Great Depression Cooking with Clara, her YouTube videos are so warm and satisfying. She shares meals her family survived on during the Great Depression. Bringing beauty and levity to the tough times, sharing delicious meals we can all still enjoy. Cheers Clara ❤️
April 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Recently had the joy of discovering Great Depression Cooking with Clara, her YouTube videos are so warm and satisfying. She shares meals her family survived on during the Great Depression. Bringing beauty and levity to the tough times, sharing delicious meals we can all still enjoy. Cheers Clara ❤️
Keep this in your hip pocket in case you’re ever asked for a Fun Fact About Yourself in a group setting
April 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Keep this in your hip pocket in case you’re ever asked for a Fun Fact About Yourself in a group setting
Celebrating 50 years of the Long Beach Grand Prix this year. Lets #TBT to Aunt Bev and gang at the first #longbrachgrandprix 1975 🏎️🏎️🏎️🏁
April 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Celebrating 50 years of the Long Beach Grand Prix this year. Lets #TBT to Aunt Bev and gang at the first #longbrachgrandprix 1975 🏎️🏎️🏎️🏁
Went in search of the Penguin Matcha Shop in the LBC. I’ve been lied to. There is no Penguin Matcha Shop in the LBC. 😡 🐧
April 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Went in search of the Penguin Matcha Shop in the LBC. I’ve been lied to. There is no Penguin Matcha Shop in the LBC. 😡 🐧
I hate all the details coming out about the sad, tragic death of Gene Hackman and his wife. Knowing that he suffered alone, starving to death, confused and helpless isn’t something that should be shared. Let the dead have some dignity.
March 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I hate all the details coming out about the sad, tragic death of Gene Hackman and his wife. Knowing that he suffered alone, starving to death, confused and helpless isn’t something that should be shared. Let the dead have some dignity.
Somebody MUST be back on the bottle again, cause thems is fighting words. SMDH
March 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Somebody MUST be back on the bottle again, cause thems is fighting words. SMDH
Understanding Carrie Underwood’s decision to sing at 47 Inauguration is to witness her transformation into a Fox News Bimbot. Swing Heil!
January 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Understanding Carrie Underwood’s decision to sing at 47 Inauguration is to witness her transformation into a Fox News Bimbot. Swing Heil!
To new beginnings 🥃
January 20, 2025 at 6:03 AM
To new beginnings 🥃