Joe F Spaulding 🦉
@joespaulding.bsky.social
More rizz to our fam and more sense to our frenemies 🍻 Campaign Director at Rank MI Vote 🗳️ Help us get ink on paper! RankMIVote.org/volunteer 🇺🇸 he/him/his 🇲🇽 Words are my own 🦉
Scratch a shitbird senator, find a defense contractor
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Scratch a shitbird senator, find a defense contractor
GOP candidates for governor in Michigan keep interesting company.
Jordan Epperson was the stooge's stooge in Ottawa County while the Ottawa Impact extremists controlled the county government. He's a committed groyper and white supremacist. His posts have not been condemned.
This is who MIGOP is.
Jordan Epperson was the stooge's stooge in Ottawa County while the Ottawa Impact extremists controlled the county government. He's a committed groyper and white supremacist. His posts have not been condemned.
This is who MIGOP is.
November 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
GOP candidates for governor in Michigan keep interesting company.
Jordan Epperson was the stooge's stooge in Ottawa County while the Ottawa Impact extremists controlled the county government. He's a committed groyper and white supremacist. His posts have not been condemned.
This is who MIGOP is.
Jordan Epperson was the stooge's stooge in Ottawa County while the Ottawa Impact extremists controlled the county government. He's a committed groyper and white supremacist. His posts have not been condemned.
This is who MIGOP is.
Good morning to everybody except for this ghoul who wants to be governor
November 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Good morning to everybody except for this ghoul who wants to be governor
I wanted to make fun of the pearl clutching over pretending that opting out is too much effort, but I'm full on distracted by trying to figure out exactly how gay math works
October 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I wanted to make fun of the pearl clutching over pretending that opting out is too much effort, but I'm full on distracted by trying to figure out exactly how gay math works
Bad Bunny 2032
October 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Bad Bunny 2032
I'll be giving a speech at 6:00 p.m. tonight at the main branch of the Detroit Public Library on the benefits of Ranked Choice Voting, including higher voter turnout, turning down the temperature of our politics, and delivering election winners supported by the majority.
Join me there!
Join me there!
October 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I'll be giving a speech at 6:00 p.m. tonight at the main branch of the Detroit Public Library on the benefits of Ranked Choice Voting, including higher voter turnout, turning down the temperature of our politics, and delivering election winners supported by the majority.
Join me there!
Join me there!
I hear you about the general sentiment, but it breaks down under close examination. Badly.
It's a talking point that is impossible to reconcile with the fact that Australians have been using it for 100 years and we're using Legos to explain it successfully to 8 year olds.
It's a talking point that is impossible to reconcile with the fact that Australians have been using it for 100 years and we're using Legos to explain it successfully to 8 year olds.
October 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I hear you about the general sentiment, but it breaks down under close examination. Badly.
It's a talking point that is impossible to reconcile with the fact that Australians have been using it for 100 years and we're using Legos to explain it successfully to 8 year olds.
It's a talking point that is impossible to reconcile with the fact that Australians have been using it for 100 years and we're using Legos to explain it successfully to 8 year olds.
Hey #a2council, what's going on with Larry Kestenbaum jumping in the Cheeto bag over RCV? Does he have a bit of #MDS?
October 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Hey #a2council, what's going on with Larry Kestenbaum jumping in the Cheeto bag over RCV? Does he have a bit of #MDS?
Voters are pissed 🤷🏽♂️
October 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Voters are pissed 🤷🏽♂️
County clerks folding like $3 lawn chairs to appease election deniers, right when #SCOTUS is lining up to eviscerate #VRA. You hate to see it. Matt Maddock is happy as a pig in shit right now.
#StockholmSyndrome
#StockholmSyndrome
October 16, 2025 at 3:19 PM
County clerks folding like $3 lawn chairs to appease election deniers, right when #SCOTUS is lining up to eviscerate #VRA. You hate to see it. Matt Maddock is happy as a pig in shit right now.
#StockholmSyndrome
#StockholmSyndrome
The FCC is now using "neighborhood character" to justify government censorship.
"Local control" is the new "states' rights".
"Local control" is the new "states' rights".
September 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The FCC is now using "neighborhood character" to justify government censorship.
"Local control" is the new "states' rights".
"Local control" is the new "states' rights".
August 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
You can say DC is too violent, or you can pave over the White House Rose Garden so people can punch each other's teeth out, but you can't do both
August 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
You can say DC is too violent, or you can pave over the White House Rose Garden so people can punch each other's teeth out, but you can't do both
Not me wondering what will last longer
August 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Not me wondering what will last longer
It's hard to identify some of the other hypocrites in Lansing because they're standing in this one's shadow
August 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
It's hard to identify some of the other hypocrites in Lansing because they're standing in this one's shadow
Jeremiah Johnson for president
August 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Jeremiah Johnson for president
If wrestling is fake, explain this
July 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
If wrestling is fake, explain this
I was proud enough of this one pager to make it into a poster
July 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I was proud enough of this one pager to make it into a poster
You have a better chance of finding the Holy Grail on a random hike in the woods than you do finding shame or courage in Congress right now
July 15, 2025 at 1:28 PM
You have a better chance of finding the Holy Grail on a random hike in the woods than you do finding shame or courage in Congress right now
Republican state representative in Michigan doesn't know what a state is
July 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Republican state representative in Michigan doesn't know what a state is
Hey fam, I'm going to need your help for a bit to help @rankmivote.bsky.social volunteers get 611,231 signatures we need to make sure we put #RankedChoiceVoting on the ballot in Michigan!
These volunteers are tireless, and all we need right now is a like, follow, and share for me at Rank MI Vote!
These volunteers are tireless, and all we need right now is a like, follow, and share for me at Rank MI Vote!
July 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Hey fam, I'm going to need your help for a bit to help @rankmivote.bsky.social volunteers get 611,231 signatures we need to make sure we put #RankedChoiceVoting on the ballot in Michigan!
These volunteers are tireless, and all we need right now is a like, follow, and share for me at Rank MI Vote!
These volunteers are tireless, and all we need right now is a like, follow, and share for me at Rank MI Vote!
Good luck to our Attorney General this evening!
July 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Good luck to our Attorney General this evening!