Joe 🤺
@joenockles.bsky.social
How long until I post my ass for attention?
Jasmine cum white turned out to be legitimately our favourite drink
July 21, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Jasmine cum white turned out to be legitimately our favourite drink
I love getting emails like this from Pizza Express. My dad's alive and lovely, but no I dont wanna hear about Father's Day from anyone at all tbh
May 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I love getting emails like this from Pizza Express. My dad's alive and lovely, but no I dont wanna hear about Father's Day from anyone at all tbh
FINALLY - Bermondsey is getting a fourth branch of WatchHouse coffee. We were really struggling there with just three.
April 22, 2025 at 8:38 AM
FINALLY - Bermondsey is getting a fourth branch of WatchHouse coffee. We were really struggling there with just three.
The vet who dumped me messaged to say “be careful not to get ticks off any of the dogs” and I said:
YOU DONT GET TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO ANYMORE
lol.
YOU DONT GET TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO ANYMORE
lol.
March 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
The vet who dumped me messaged to say “be careful not to get ticks off any of the dogs” and I said:
YOU DONT GET TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO ANYMORE
lol.
YOU DONT GET TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO ANYMORE
lol.
How on earth isn’t this a right answer?
March 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
How on earth isn’t this a right answer?
Got dumped last night and honestly it was a massive relief and now I’m going on holiday 🙏
March 14, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Got dumped last night and honestly it was a massive relief and now I’m going on holiday 🙏
Near enough, sure press send.
March 4, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Near enough, sure press send.
Choosing accommodation for a trip to Sri Lanka and every hotel room is modelled by white dudes with top knots
February 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Choosing accommodation for a trip to Sri Lanka and every hotel room is modelled by white dudes with top knots
Does Teams have a viagra emoji?
February 26, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Does Teams have a viagra emoji?
Threw this together to explain something to my bf and it makes a weird amount of sense tbh
February 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Threw this together to explain something to my bf and it makes a weird amount of sense tbh
Planning a trip to Sri Lanka and I swear everywhere is called Rina Sawayama
January 15, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Planning a trip to Sri Lanka and I swear everywhere is called Rina Sawayama
It’s been one year since 6 January
January 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
It’s been one year since 6 January
Can’t believe I never noticed how hot the Pharises are
December 31, 2024 at 9:59 AM
Can’t believe I never noticed how hot the Pharises are
Charli XCX ‘Hot Girl (Bodies Bodies Bodies)’ is a Xmas song and you cant tell me otherwise ☃️
December 23, 2024 at 10:02 AM
Charli XCX ‘Hot Girl (Bodies Bodies Bodies)’ is a Xmas song and you cant tell me otherwise ☃️
I certainly hope this was an unfortunate typo
December 21, 2024 at 2:59 PM
I certainly hope this was an unfortunate typo
There are worse things I could do
December 17, 2024 at 2:55 PM
There are worse things I could do
For porn, right?
Right?
Right?
December 17, 2024 at 9:03 AM
For porn, right?
Right?
Right?
Some charity street person told me I look like a model and I’ve decided to take him at his word because it was exactly the boost I needed today
December 14, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Some charity street person told me I look like a model and I’ve decided to take him at his word because it was exactly the boost I needed today
I bought a different orecchiette and they’re not really shaped like ears. They’re shaped like nipples or mini condoms.
December 12, 2024 at 8:00 PM
I bought a different orecchiette and they’re not really shaped like ears. They’re shaped like nipples or mini condoms.
I don’t think we talk enough about how ‘La Donna é Mobile’ means the woman is furniture
December 9, 2024 at 7:59 PM
I don’t think we talk enough about how ‘La Donna é Mobile’ means the woman is furniture
I was flirting with a ginger guy (that he’s ginger isn’t important to the story, I’m painting a picture) and I referenced I was flirting. He said “oh you were flirting? I hadn’t noticed” and it was such a good line, but I assumed he was referencing Four Weddings (1994) but I think it was Bros (2022)
December 8, 2024 at 6:34 PM
I was flirting with a ginger guy (that he’s ginger isn’t important to the story, I’m painting a picture) and I referenced I was flirting. He said “oh you were flirting? I hadn’t noticed” and it was such a good line, but I assumed he was referencing Four Weddings (1994) but I think it was Bros (2022)
