@joelphillips.bsky.social
North London. In so many ways.
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One of the most astounding things about this government is their failure to grasp the primary lesson from the last one was so obviously "Don't mess about with Comms all the time, just do stuff that will probably work".
This is why there's a whole chapter in my book about the damage the grid has done to policy making.
January 17, 2026 at 8:16 AM
My 13-year old daughter, who loves playing football, just noticed that Fifa has given Trump a peace prize. So I've had to explain to her who and what a terrible, vainglorious and probably corrupt person Infantino is. This is happening across an entire generation this weekend. I hope he's happy.
December 7, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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Under Mahmood's current proposals, presumably would have been deported to Czechoslovakia in 1945, when it was "safe" again.
R.I.P. Tom Stoppard, playwright most famous for Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead.

Born Tomas Straussler in Czechoslovakia he fled his home during the Nazi occupation and found refuge in Britain at the age of eight. He later discovered all four of his grandparents had died in the Holocaust.
Sir Tom Stoppard, playwright famed for his wit and depth, dies at 88
Winning an Oscar for the screenplay for Shakespeare In Love, he captivated the hearts of audiences for more than six decades.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I have appallingly bad ability to distinguish faces. These are two different people, right?
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Lessons in probability from celebrity traitors:

a) If option A is 80% to be correct and B is 20%, how should you split the prize fund? (Ep 5)
b) If you believe that one of big dogs Stephen and Jonathan is a traitor, who should you banish?
c) Is it better for 2 or 3 faithful to get shields? (Ep 6)
October 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
This is exactly what I thought when I heard this story. My second thought was: perhaps the police really don't know about bisection?
I built a free tool to try to embarrass British police into doing their job cctv.numpad.io. More info here: onodi.co/bisect/
October 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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British.
October 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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🚨Christian children were told they'd "be Muslim by year 6"!🚨

😱Sounds outrageous?

You know the drill…

If it sounds outrageous and designed to trigger you into being angry with “other” people, then you need to do some 🪏

1/25
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October 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The Israeli government does not always have British Jews' best interests at heart.

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
UK Jewish groups condemn Israeli minister’s invite to Tommy Robinson
Far-right activist described as ‘thug who represents worst of Britain’ after invitation to Israel sparks outrage
www.theguardian.com
October 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I just don't understand this. They lent money to a company that couldn't pay it back. They are therefore welcome to take over its business and obligations. If its debts mean it is not a going concern, then the creditors need to take a haircut.

www.theguardian.com/business/202...
Thames Water creditors ask for up to 15 years’ leniency from river pollution rules
Lenders say a ‘full return to legal, regulatory and environmental compliance’ under new rescue plan would not be completed until at least 2035-2040
www.theguardian.com
October 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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So exhausting..
September 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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How the government's new digital ID will work… and why I’ve changed my mind on ID cards (FREE TO READ!)

takes.jamesomalley.co.uk/p/how-the-uk...
How the government's new digital ID will work
And why I've changed my mind on ID cards
takes.jamesomalley.co.uk
September 26, 2025 at 5:35 AM
If Labour introduce (non-stupid) plans for: a national ID card, property tax reform and the pension triple lock then that would actually be a pretty good year.

observer.co.uk/news/politic...
Starmer ready to seize the initiative in race against tim...
The prime minister’s supporters say he’s got the message and will mount a spirited defence at party conference. For others it’s too little, too late
observer.co.uk
September 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Goebbels Ends Careers of Five 'Aryan' Actors Who Made Witticisms About the Nazi Regime

www.nytimes.com/1939/02/04/a...
September 19, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Justice secretary is a dumping ground for people that the PM doesn't like but feels obliged to give a job to. So we've had 11 Justice Secretaries in 11 years (including Raab, Gove and Truss).

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secreta...
Secretary of State for Justice - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
September 6, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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THREAD: v niche sport-based plea!

The N.U.T.S. (National Union of Track Statisticians) Athletics & Olympic Archive & Library will be evicted from its current premises in ten days, and urgently needs either a) a permanent home or b) temp storage.

Croydon area preferred but all offers welcome. (1/4)
August 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Trump’s response to European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen about returning Ukrainian children from Russia was, uh, something else.
August 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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The NYT has a heavy house style that prevents me from using more, shall we say, colorful, language to describe Hulk Hogan but I think I still got my central point across here www.nytimes.com/2025/07/26/o...
Opinion | What Hulk Hogan Left Behind
www.nytimes.com
July 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
"The most precipitous drop was due to the purchase of a lot of metal cubes that were then to be sold for less than what Claudius paid."
July 27, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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🚨This is 💯 worth your time

“I have watched with dismay and increasing horror as my nephew, an educated man who is well aware of his heritage, has become the architect of immigration policies that repudiate the very foundation of our family’s life in this country”

www.politico.com/magazine/sto...
Stephen Miller Is an Immigration Hypocrite. I Know Because I’m His Uncle.
If my nephew’s ideas on immigration had been in force a century ago, our family would have been wiped out.
www.politico.com
June 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The whole "show Adolescence to kids" thing is really weird. The biggest problem in that show was parents and teachers not having a clue. It should be compulsory viewing for school governors, not kids. "Is this happening in your school? How do you know?"

www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
France to use UK drama Adolescence to teach teenagers about toxic masculinity
French education ministry follows Britain and Netherlands in incorporating Netflix hit into school curriculums
www.theguardian.com
June 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I thought this was a parody headline, but it's real.

www.telegraph.co.uk/money/earn-3...
May 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Funny, I searched through the telegraph archive, and I couldn't locate any "I'm a student/exporter/farmer/touring musician/traveller/scientist. Johnson sold me out" headlines.

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/05...
I’m a fisherman. Starmer’s sold me out
Tony Heinemann accuses PM of using fishermen as ‘pawns’ in negotiations and hammering another ‘nail in the coffin’ of the industry
www.telegraph.co.uk
May 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM