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Joe (they/he)
@joedecker.bsky.social
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Smithsonian-exhibited nature photographer. Polartropic. Perturbagenic. Descriptivist. Bayesian. Erdős 4. “God Hates Shrimp” creator. Enby. They/he.
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joedecker.bsky.social
Fire and Sky. I'd forgotten how much I liked this one.

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A landscape photograph of a thermal feature at Yellowstone, bright orange slashing through a mostly brown thermal terrace bottom, further from the viewer reflections make it apparent that the entire scene is covered with water, as the bottom of the spring fades into reflected partly cloudy sky.
November 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
joedecker.bsky.social
Sometimes the mist forms just where you need it.

(And sometimes you have to wait for that a while, of course.)

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A landscape photograph of a cascade of water falling form the right into the bottom center along a sloped bit of rock. Near the water, the rock is carved into a bright orange gash. Further back the rock is obscured by mist, but a few trees appear above the mist upper-left.
November 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
joedecker.bsky.social
OK, gotta admit. Surprised but shouldn't have been that the House vote might end up near unanimous. My error.

(currently 407 yea, 1 nay, 25 nv)
November 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
joedecker.bsky.social
The thermal landscapes are so surreal.....

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A landscape photograph of several dead tree snags, largely in bright white and black, on ground with white (bottom left), orange-brown (through the upper-left to lower-right diagonal), a brilliant blue pond behind the orange, and more white ground and the bases of white tree snags behind.
November 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
joedecker.bsky.social
[The 15-year-old "Louvre detective"] said that he typically reserves his fedora for weekends, holidays, museum visits and special occasions.

Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/11/w...

I mean, we needed to know, eh?
The Mysterious ‘Louvre Detective’ Was a 15-Year-Old Passer-by
www.nytimes.com
November 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
joedecker.bsky.social
I guess you could call that stone, and almost yellow.

(It's a spring in the fall.)

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A photograph of a spring from Yellowstone, a mostly white formation rises a foot or two above the ground leading at the top to a blue-green bubbling, steaming pool. On the side facing the viewer streaks of orange and brown curve away down and away.
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
joedecker.bsky.social
It is a symptom of my unrealistic optimism about humanity (and most consider me a pessimist about humanity, fair enough) that I actually had to check if the password thing was true. It appears to have been so.
kashana.blacksky.app Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 14d
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 7:08 AM
joedecker.bsky.social
Primary season next year is going to be interesting.
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
joedecker.bsky.social
I mean, some of the stone is kinda yellow.

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An almost abstract image of a wall of a steep sandstone valley, in pale yellows, pinks and oranges. Most of the wall are smooth runs down the steep walls but across the middle-top a series of browner rock formations seem to pop out from the wall. near the bottom right of the image a small bare burnt tree snag remains standing.
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 AM
joedecker.bsky.social
Fisherman's Cone, Yellowstone. I remember making use of what was a very limited area of color in the sunrise.

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A square format landscape photograph of a lake at sunrise, with a rock vent coming out of the water in the foreground, a bit of steam coming up at the top of the conical vent. The water is somewhat with brown coloration near the vent. In the background you can see a thin line of hills at the horizon, and in the sky predawn colors in the clouds, oranges pinks and purples.
November 9, 2025 at 6:22 AM
joedecker.bsky.social
I've long enjoyed this shot from Grand Tetons, but part of that was just a craft realization (that 2013-level tech allowed me to deal with levels of contrast and hold detail that I couldn't before.). Still, pretty pleasing.

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A color photograph of a stream, blue water and foam, cascading over rocks, surrounded by pine trees, with direct sunlight and moderately sharp/clear shadows.
October 31, 2025 at 3:41 AM
joedecker.bsky.social
TFW you look at a new follow and wonder if it's an impersonating spammer/scammer or a pedo, and it takes me a second longer to block because I want to file the person accurately.

(Reporting, as is typical of 9 out of 10 top-ten Alexa ranked sites, is useless, of course.)
October 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
joedecker.bsky.social
Pretty much the same location as the last image, a matter of a few minutes earlier, a change in direction and a change in focal length, entirely different mood. Also Oxbow Bend.

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A landscape image of frost-covered bushes foreground, a river and inlet with a thin layer of fog and a larger cloud above, tall trees (pines?) middle ground right and on mountains in the background, a clear periwinkle pre-dawn sky.
October 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
joedecker.bsky.social
I mean, sometimes the classic shots are classic for a reason.

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A color landscape photograph, the sky (before sunrise) is yellow and pink with pastel purple and blue near the horizon. A river or lake S-curves through the photo, smooth and reflective. The near bank has bush with autumn yellows, the far bank has frost-covered bushes near the shore and pine trees behind. Near the horizon as the S curve converges in the distance, a mountain with some snow and its reflection are visible.
October 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
joedecker.bsky.social
If elected president I promise to replace the White House with something mid-century modern.
October 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
joedecker.bsky.social
A bit more Mono lake, some nice cloud forms and colors.

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A photograph of a lakeshore, the lake is smooth and reflective, the sky is blue with a wide soft band of pastel peach cloud across it, the foreground is mostly water but a peninsula into the lake comes in from the left & left bottom and extends most of the way across the picture, with tufa formations and bushes on it.
October 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
joedecker.bsky.social
Meanwhile, next year (well, 5/6ths of a year) looks like I'll pay $12,455.80 *more* in health insurance premiums.
October 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
joedecker.bsky.social
Allegedly Dem SMS today asking for funds by telling me that Articles of Impeachment were filed against Trump today. Apparently politi-spammers don't know how impeachment works, or alternately that the House isn't in session.
October 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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bgrueskin.bsky.social
The Trump administration is adamant that people not take or share photos of the White House destruction, so please keep this photo amongst us.

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
October 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
joedecker.bsky.social
Not the geology people think of when they think of the Mono Basin (more the Alabama Hills, 100 miles or so south), but it's there at Rattlesnake Gulch, NW side of the basin. (The Aeolian Buttes to the SW also have some of this character.)

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Daytime color photograph of a landscape, four warm brown smooth granite rocks in the foreground, brown grasses and rocks behind including a peak of rocks in the mid-distance. Beyond that a smooth reflective lake near the top of the image, reflecting mountains and the rounded hills of the Mono-Inyo Craters, with a very pale blue, slightly clouded sky.
October 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
joedecker.bsky.social
Back at the old place, I remember one year finding a hummingbird nest just outside the bedroom door to the backyard. An awkward spot to photograph and not intrude (stood on a dresser with the screen door cracked.) I got such joy from watching the whole process unfold.

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Two baby hummingbirds together in a small nest, each facing (viewer's) right), out of focus green leaves and such background.
October 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
joedecker.bsky.social
Strokkur, a wonderful, frequently-erupting geyser from the field that gave us the word geyser.

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A black and white photograph of an erupting geyser, backlit against a cloudy sky. At ground level a circular wave pushes outward from the eruption.
October 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
joedecker.bsky.social
Little Lakes Valley in the Eastern Sierra, I think perhaps Long Lake, near sunrise. Among many other things, I loved the way the shaded tree line resembled a seismograph trace.

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A color photograph of a lake (foreground) with trees along the lakeshore, a sunlit peak (left background) with a shaded line of trees near the shore, and a smaller shaded hill with trees (right background). The lake is smooth and reflective, the bottom half of the image is a near-perfect reflection of the top half.
October 11, 2025 at 6:54 AM
joedecker.bsky.social
The killer features for me in the latest iOS are phone screening and SMS filtering. Not having to deal with the flood of incompetent political and other spam (via voice and text message) is amazing.
October 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
joedecker.bsky.social
Just another East Greenland fjord. Memorable to me in part because handheld in very late dusk.

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COlor photograph of a ford, water at the bottom of the image and up to the left, mountains across the far bank, a receding glacier between the first two peaks. The scene is somewhat blue and a bit dark, there are some clouds in the sky particularly to the left.
October 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM