Joe Buonfiglio
@joebuonfiglio.bsky.social
Author & Literary Absurdist. Karma Extractor: On-Call Nihilist Evacuations.... Sure I have OCD; but man, do my toilets shine! ... ©+All Rights Reserved.
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Besides writing books and articles, I also write lyrics. This is my most recent work that I wrote as a country ballad and protest anthem to redress the corrupt fascist attack on our American democracy.
Here’s the link on my newly launched YouTube page: youtu.be/cRo1PYAppgw
Here’s the link on my newly launched YouTube page: youtu.be/cRo1PYAppgw
Since I woke up this morning to a breakfast burrito and a nice, tall glass of Chianti, I have spent the day doing my part in support of National Drink Wine Day. Please, it's not too late. Join those of us who care.
Drink till it hurts.
#NationalDrinkWineDay
#DrinkWineDay
Drink till it hurts.
#NationalDrinkWineDay
#DrinkWineDay
February 18, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Since I woke up this morning to a breakfast burrito and a nice, tall glass of Chianti, I have spent the day doing my part in support of National Drink Wine Day. Please, it's not too late. Join those of us who care.
Drink till it hurts.
#NationalDrinkWineDay
#DrinkWineDay
Drink till it hurts.
#NationalDrinkWineDay
#DrinkWineDay
I went to see my therapist today; it's as if being on Mister Joe's Wild Ride in the amusement park of my mind.
... only the ride car never stops so I can get off and go grab a soft pretzel.
... only the ride car never stops so I can get off and go grab a soft pretzel.
February 18, 2026 at 12:26 AM
I went to see my therapist today; it's as if being on Mister Joe's Wild Ride in the amusement park of my mind.
... only the ride car never stops so I can get off and go grab a soft pretzel.
... only the ride car never stops so I can get off and go grab a soft pretzel.
"Ignorance is Strength."
-- The "Ministry of Truth" in George Orwell's 1984
... and Trump leading his MAGA Cult of the Jackboots today.
Don't believe your eyes; only believe what the Supreme Leader tells you.
-- The "Ministry of Truth" in George Orwell's 1984
... and Trump leading his MAGA Cult of the Jackboots today.
Don't believe your eyes; only believe what the Supreme Leader tells you.
February 17, 2026 at 5:14 PM
"Ignorance is Strength."
-- The "Ministry of Truth" in George Orwell's 1984
... and Trump leading his MAGA Cult of the Jackboots today.
Don't believe your eyes; only believe what the Supreme Leader tells you.
-- The "Ministry of Truth" in George Orwell's 1984
... and Trump leading his MAGA Cult of the Jackboots today.
Don't believe your eyes; only believe what the Supreme Leader tells you.
I just had a white guy tell me to kiss his black ass.
I've never been as confused-angry-curious as I am right now.
#MondayVibes
I've never been as confused-angry-curious as I am right now.
#MondayVibes
February 16, 2026 at 6:17 PM
I just had a white guy tell me to kiss his black ass.
I've never been as confused-angry-curious as I am right now.
#MondayVibes
I've never been as confused-angry-curious as I am right now.
#MondayVibes
I hear that.
Of course, as a writer, I am required by law to wear all black every day.
#WritingCommunity
#WritersLife
#writers
#authors
Of course, as a writer, I am required by law to wear all black every day.
#WritingCommunity
#WritersLife
#writers
#authors
February 16, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I hear that.
Of course, as a writer, I am required by law to wear all black every day.
#WritingCommunity
#WritersLife
#writers
#authors
Of course, as a writer, I am required by law to wear all black every day.
#WritingCommunity
#WritersLife
#writers
#authors
Reposted by Joe Buonfiglio
Besides writing books and articles, I also write lyrics. This is my most recent work that I wrote as a country ballad and protest anthem to redress the corrupt fascist attack on our American democracy.
Here’s the link on my newly launched YouTube page: youtu.be/cRo1PYAppgw
Here’s the link on my newly launched YouTube page: youtu.be/cRo1PYAppgw
January 22, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Besides writing books and articles, I also write lyrics. This is my most recent work that I wrote as a country ballad and protest anthem to redress the corrupt fascist attack on our American democracy.
Here’s the link on my newly launched YouTube page: youtu.be/cRo1PYAppgw
Here’s the link on my newly launched YouTube page: youtu.be/cRo1PYAppgw
And the hangovers hurt more than they used to.
And cornbread and ice tea took the place of pills and 90-proof.
And it seems like none of us do things quite like we used to do.
And nobody wants to get high on the town.
And all my rowdy friends have settled down.
-- Bocephus
#SundayMorning
And cornbread and ice tea took the place of pills and 90-proof.
And it seems like none of us do things quite like we used to do.
And nobody wants to get high on the town.
And all my rowdy friends have settled down.
-- Bocephus
#SundayMorning
February 15, 2026 at 2:47 PM
And the hangovers hurt more than they used to.
And cornbread and ice tea took the place of pills and 90-proof.
And it seems like none of us do things quite like we used to do.
And nobody wants to get high on the town.
And all my rowdy friends have settled down.
-- Bocephus
#SundayMorning
And cornbread and ice tea took the place of pills and 90-proof.
And it seems like none of us do things quite like we used to do.
And nobody wants to get high on the town.
And all my rowdy friends have settled down.
-- Bocephus
#SundayMorning
Well, did she make you cry,
Make you break down;
Shatter your illusions of love?
And is it over now, do you know how?
Pick up the pieces and go home.
-- Fleetwood Mac
#HappyValentinesDay!
#ValentinesDay
#Valentines
Make you break down;
Shatter your illusions of love?
And is it over now, do you know how?
Pick up the pieces and go home.
-- Fleetwood Mac
#HappyValentinesDay!
#ValentinesDay
#Valentines
February 14, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Well, did she make you cry,
Make you break down;
Shatter your illusions of love?
And is it over now, do you know how?
Pick up the pieces and go home.
-- Fleetwood Mac
#HappyValentinesDay!
#ValentinesDay
#Valentines
Make you break down;
Shatter your illusions of love?
And is it over now, do you know how?
Pick up the pieces and go home.
-- Fleetwood Mac
#HappyValentinesDay!
#ValentinesDay
#Valentines
I smell sex and candy here, mm-hmm.
Who's that lounging in my chair? Mm-hmm.
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?
Momma, this surely is a dream, yeah.
Yeah, momma, this surely is a dream.
-- Marcy Playground
#HappyValentinesDay!
#ValentinesDay
#Valentines
Who's that lounging in my chair? Mm-hmm.
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?
Momma, this surely is a dream, yeah.
Yeah, momma, this surely is a dream.
-- Marcy Playground
#HappyValentinesDay!
#ValentinesDay
#Valentines
February 14, 2026 at 3:36 PM
I smell sex and candy here, mm-hmm.
Who's that lounging in my chair? Mm-hmm.
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?
Momma, this surely is a dream, yeah.
Yeah, momma, this surely is a dream.
-- Marcy Playground
#HappyValentinesDay!
#ValentinesDay
#Valentines
Who's that lounging in my chair? Mm-hmm.
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?
Momma, this surely is a dream, yeah.
Yeah, momma, this surely is a dream.
-- Marcy Playground
#HappyValentinesDay!
#ValentinesDay
#Valentines
I'm not afraid of Friday the 13th. It's Valentine's Day that scares the hell out of me.
#HappyFridayThe13th
#FridayThe13th
#ValentinesDay
#HappyFridayThe13th
#FridayThe13th
#ValentinesDay
February 13, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I'm not afraid of Friday the 13th. It's Valentine's Day that scares the hell out of me.
#HappyFridayThe13th
#FridayThe13th
#ValentinesDay
#HappyFridayThe13th
#FridayThe13th
#ValentinesDay
February 13, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I miss the days when I had a dangerous side. I've definitely mellowed too much.
On a positive note, I've definitely gotten weirder, so ... yeah ... at least I've got that going for me.
I think.
Sort of.
Maybe?
On a positive note, I've definitely gotten weirder, so ... yeah ... at least I've got that going for me.
I think.
Sort of.
Maybe?
February 12, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I miss the days when I had a dangerous side. I've definitely mellowed too much.
On a positive note, I've definitely gotten weirder, so ... yeah ... at least I've got that going for me.
I think.
Sort of.
Maybe?
On a positive note, I've definitely gotten weirder, so ... yeah ... at least I've got that going for me.
I think.
Sort of.
Maybe?
Live updates: Man says he was detained for questioning in Nancy Guthrie investigation and released.-- NBC News
Nancy Guthrie, the 84-year-old mother of "TODAY" show co-host Savannah Guthrie, was reported missing Feb. 1.
#NancyGuthrieUpdate
#NancyGuthrieKidnapping
#NancyGuthrie
Nancy Guthrie, the 84-year-old mother of "TODAY" show co-host Savannah Guthrie, was reported missing Feb. 1.
#NancyGuthrieUpdate
#NancyGuthrieKidnapping
#NancyGuthrie
February 11, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Live updates: Man says he was detained for questioning in Nancy Guthrie investigation and released.-- NBC News
Nancy Guthrie, the 84-year-old mother of "TODAY" show co-host Savannah Guthrie, was reported missing Feb. 1.
#NancyGuthrieUpdate
#NancyGuthrieKidnapping
#NancyGuthrie
Nancy Guthrie, the 84-year-old mother of "TODAY" show co-host Savannah Guthrie, was reported missing Feb. 1.
#NancyGuthrieUpdate
#NancyGuthrieKidnapping
#NancyGuthrie
February 11, 2026 at 5:24 AM
On Super Bowl Sunday, Epstein Survivors released this PSA:
Stand with them, because this ... this right here ... should not be necessary if not for a corrupt DOJ that will do anything to protect Trump and his wealthy pedophile friends.
#EpsteinTrumpCoverUp
#EpsteinTrumpFiles
#EpsteinFiles
Stand with them, because this ... this right here ... should not be necessary if not for a corrupt DOJ that will do anything to protect Trump and his wealthy pedophile friends.
#EpsteinTrumpCoverUp
#EpsteinTrumpFiles
#EpsteinFiles
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 PM
On Super Bowl Sunday, Epstein Survivors released this PSA:
Stand with them, because this ... this right here ... should not be necessary if not for a corrupt DOJ that will do anything to protect Trump and his wealthy pedophile friends.
#EpsteinTrumpCoverUp
#EpsteinTrumpFiles
#EpsteinFiles
Stand with them, because this ... this right here ... should not be necessary if not for a corrupt DOJ that will do anything to protect Trump and his wealthy pedophile friends.
#EpsteinTrumpCoverUp
#EpsteinTrumpFiles
#EpsteinFiles
I think of you every night and day.
You took my heart and you took my pride away.
I hate myself for loving you.
Can't break free from the things that you do.
I wanna walk, but I run back to you.
That's why I hate myself for loving you.
-- Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
You took my heart and you took my pride away.
I hate myself for loving you.
Can't break free from the things that you do.
I wanna walk, but I run back to you.
That's why I hate myself for loving you.
-- Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
February 9, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I think of you every night and day.
You took my heart and you took my pride away.
I hate myself for loving you.
Can't break free from the things that you do.
I wanna walk, but I run back to you.
That's why I hate myself for loving you.
-- Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
You took my heart and you took my pride away.
I hate myself for loving you.
Can't break free from the things that you do.
I wanna walk, but I run back to you.
That's why I hate myself for loving you.
-- Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
Wow. Seattle's defense was unstoppable.
Just ... wow.
Congratulations #Seattle #Seahawks.
#SuperBowlLX
#SuperBowl
#SuperBowl2026
Just ... wow.
Congratulations #Seattle #Seahawks.
#SuperBowlLX
#SuperBowl
#SuperBowl2026
February 9, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Wow. Seattle's defense was unstoppable.
Just ... wow.
Congratulations #Seattle #Seahawks.
#SuperBowlLX
#SuperBowl
#SuperBowl2026
Just ... wow.
Congratulations #Seattle #Seahawks.
#SuperBowlLX
#SuperBowl
#SuperBowl2026
February 9, 2026 at 2:41 AM
February 8, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Du musst dir in der Halbzeit Kid Rock ansehen und darfst dir Bad Bunny nicht ansehen, sonst wirst du in den Zug gesteckt. DAS SIND MEINE BEFEHLE!
(You must watch Kid Rock at halftime and are not allowed to watch Bad Bunny, or you'll be put on the train. THOSE ARE MY ORDERS!)
#SuperBowlLX
#BadBunny
(You must watch Kid Rock at halftime and are not allowed to watch Bad Bunny, or you'll be put on the train. THOSE ARE MY ORDERS!)
#SuperBowlLX
#BadBunny
February 8, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Du musst dir in der Halbzeit Kid Rock ansehen und darfst dir Bad Bunny nicht ansehen, sonst wirst du in den Zug gesteckt. DAS SIND MEINE BEFEHLE!
(You must watch Kid Rock at halftime and are not allowed to watch Bad Bunny, or you'll be put on the train. THOSE ARE MY ORDERS!)
#SuperBowlLX
#BadBunny
(You must watch Kid Rock at halftime and are not allowed to watch Bad Bunny, or you'll be put on the train. THOSE ARE MY ORDERS!)
#SuperBowlLX
#BadBunny
MAGA says, "Stop calling us Nazis!" What would prefer?
Fascists?
Traitors?
Naziesque?
If it marches like a Nazi and commits violent, unconstitutional acts like a Nazi, it's a goddamn Nazi, no?
Fascists?
Traitors?
Naziesque?
If it marches like a Nazi and commits violent, unconstitutional acts like a Nazi, it's a goddamn Nazi, no?
February 7, 2026 at 6:03 PM
MAGA says, "Stop calling us Nazis!" What would prefer?
Fascists?
Traitors?
Naziesque?
If it marches like a Nazi and commits violent, unconstitutional acts like a Nazi, it's a goddamn Nazi, no?
Fascists?
Traitors?
Naziesque?
If it marches like a Nazi and commits violent, unconstitutional acts like a Nazi, it's a goddamn Nazi, no?
Actual pieces of shit look at Donald Trump and say, "Now THAT'S a piece of shit!"
February 7, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Actual pieces of shit look at Donald Trump and say, "Now THAT'S a piece of shit!"
