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Joe Buonfiglio
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Author & Literary Absurdist. Karma Extractor: On-Call Nihilist Evacuations.... Sure I have OCD; but man, do my toilets shine! ... ©+All Rights Reserved. https://www.JoeBuonfiglio.com
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · Aug 1
The world has become an #absurd place. Own it; embrace the #madness with my #dystopian #absurdist #fiction #dark #humor #books. Get your #weird on and pick one up today!

You know.

Before you wind up having to burn them for fuel.

BUY HERE on Amazon:
www.amazon.com/stores/Joe-B...
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 5h
If I were some sort of Supreme Being, seeing the way humans are currently behaving, I'd take a moment for a nice double espresso, and then I'd suck the Earth into a black hole and start over again with the whole Intelligent Design thing.
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 7h
Do you genuinely believe a kid goes to school as a boy and comes home 8 hours later as a girl because he had transitional gender surgery in the nurse's office?

Really?

And yet, I'm a bad guy if I question your intelligence.
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 14h
It's "too Monday" today even for me.

#MondayMood
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 1d
I'm just going to throw this up here and let it age as if a fine wine.

#HappyHalloween?
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 2d
Boy, this new TJ Maxx has everything.

#SaturdayVibes
#SaturdayFun
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 3d
WIFE: "You have no moral compass or the slightest grasp of reality!"

ME: "True, but I've never had an overdue library book."

WIFE:

ME:

WIFE:

ME: "What? ... WHAT?!"

* #FridayNight at my house.
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 3d
So many questions.

So ... many ... questions.

#HappyHalloween?
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 4d
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 4d
As seen not far from the Colosseum in Rome.

Not sure why, but this cracked me up. I kept hearing Chris Farley singing "fat guy in a little coat," but "in a little car" in my mind's ear.
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 5d
It's after midnight.

We're gonna let it all hang out.
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I just thought you should know.
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 5d
I just want to remind you that today is International Wombat Day for all who celebrate.

You're welcome.

#InternationalWombatDay
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 5d
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 6d
"King Corruption" is demolishing the White House East Wing to build his Dancehall of Depravity:

This isn't your personal house, you fat fascist! It's OUR house; THE PEOPLE'S house!

What he's doing to the White House is a perfect metaphor for what he's doing to America itself.
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 7d
The thought occurred to me that it was probably Stephen Miller who got Trump to send all those billions of dollars to Argentina, because that's where all the Nazis escaped to after World War II.

Kindred spirits and all.
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 8d
I guess the writing was on The Swamp wall.

#GatorsFB
#Gators
#GatorNation
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 8d
Current #mood...
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 9d
How about my Gators! Great homecoming in The Swamp.

#GoGators!
#GatorNation
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 9d
Brilliant book; I cherish my copy.
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 9d
Political opposition and protest is NOT rebellion or insurrection, you fucking fascist.

NO KINGS!

#NoKings
#NoKingsDay2025
#NoKingsDayOct18th
#NoKingsOct18
#NoKingsInAmerica
#NoKingsProtest
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 10d
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 11d
Current #mood...
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 11d
#Halloween
#Halloween2025
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 12d
Midnight.

Can't sleep.

Wait.

This isn't my bedroom.

I don't think this is even my house.

And why do I smell transmission fluid?

And waffles?

Lots and lots of waffles.
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 12d
Dear God:

Hell is a terrible idea and really the product of a weak mind; beneath humankind, let alone a deity.

Please try again.
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 13d
My final thought before going to sleep:

Are brain-eating amoebae still a thing?
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