Joe Auerbach
joeauerbach.bsky.social
Joe Auerbach
@joeauerbach.bsky.social
Professional nerd. Hobbyist nerd. Biological nerd?
he/him
I think I wrote a book? It was sort of an accident, but it's in my linktree: linktr.ee/joe.auerbach
I'm sure this improves later in the game, but at the beginning my options are to get every dodge and parry perfect OR die. basically I can get hit once. And that is not fun.
December 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I wish I could do that. My septum is so bad that water doesn't flow back and forth. It just goes in one side and then comes back out the same side.
November 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Law of diminishing returns. Eventually you'll be down to just Tootsie rolls and that rock hard pink gum
November 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Plus war conduits!
November 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
14 seems like a lot of pages for tests to me. It's like, "roll 2d10, add modifiers, check table".
November 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
He stayed canceled just about long enough to eat a microwave dinner.
November 30, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Good shit
November 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
That's fucking great (putting us at an even 1k)
November 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Like I agree with this. Really it's just a lack of things like hunger and scarcity mechanics.
November 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I would Crow about such a game
November 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Legend. I am deeply grateful to my theater major. It didn't ever land me a job, but it made me a better person and exposure to Stoppard was one of the highlights.
November 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
To be fair, I'm totally cool with people talking to themselves. What bothers me is, "okay, that's a 14." "14 misss" "No, it was a 14 on the die, so the total is 16"
November 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
wait till you hear about apples.
November 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
That's much more exciting, to be sure.
November 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM