Manifest Destiny's Child
@joberama.bsky.social
I'm into computers, the internet, things that go, uncouth wisecracks, and my friends. Dad / Software / Ski Instructor / Semi-pro Game Show Host / Squid. Ardent 3rd Amendment activist.
They're completely different.
One of them has a handle, you see.
One of them has a handle, you see.
June 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
They're completely different.
One of them has a handle, you see.
One of them has a handle, you see.
"Papal assassination plot with the VPOTUS as the triggerman" does not pass Occam's Razor. It's just not a plausible claim.
"JD Vance is so unctuous and repellent that his mere presence is toxic to octogenarians," however, is a proposition that I'm calling "Smooth" Jimmy Apollo's Lock of the Week.
"JD Vance is so unctuous and repellent that his mere presence is toxic to octogenarians," however, is a proposition that I'm calling "Smooth" Jimmy Apollo's Lock of the Week.
April 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
"Papal assassination plot with the VPOTUS as the triggerman" does not pass Occam's Razor. It's just not a plausible claim.
"JD Vance is so unctuous and repellent that his mere presence is toxic to octogenarians," however, is a proposition that I'm calling "Smooth" Jimmy Apollo's Lock of the Week.
"JD Vance is so unctuous and repellent that his mere presence is toxic to octogenarians," however, is a proposition that I'm calling "Smooth" Jimmy Apollo's Lock of the Week.
This is the anodyne commentary that Elon Musk insists must be removed even from social networks he DOESN'T own.
What a thin-skinned baby.
What a thin-skinned baby.
March 29, 2025 at 1:27 PM
This is the anodyne commentary that Elon Musk insists must be removed even from social networks he DOESN'T own.
What a thin-skinned baby.
What a thin-skinned baby.
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.
Hard mode: no villains.
Hard mode: no villains.
March 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.
Hard mode: no villains.
Hard mode: no villains.
It's doing numbers
March 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
It's doing numbers
It's Marco Rubio in that Easter Bunny suit, isn't it?
March 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
It's Marco Rubio in that Easter Bunny suit, isn't it?
The thinnest, most threadbare excuse for a treason charge with capital punishment administered upon conviction would be A-OK by me for these asswipes. Everybody else on the surface of the Earth is materially safer with them off of it.
March 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The thinnest, most threadbare excuse for a treason charge with capital punishment administered upon conviction would be A-OK by me for these asswipes. Everybody else on the surface of the Earth is materially safer with them off of it.
"...when you finally get the nerve..."
Ha-haaaaaaaaaaaaa, and a that's a BIG welcome to standout new Blue Sky user @captmarkkelly.bsky.social - this guy's clearly a go-getter with 'upper management' written all over him
Ha-haaaaaaaaaaaaa, and a that's a BIG welcome to standout new Blue Sky user @captmarkkelly.bsky.social - this guy's clearly a go-getter with 'upper management' written all over him
February 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
"...when you finally get the nerve..."
Ha-haaaaaaaaaaaaa, and a that's a BIG welcome to standout new Blue Sky user @captmarkkelly.bsky.social - this guy's clearly a go-getter with 'upper management' written all over him
Ha-haaaaaaaaaaaaa, and a that's a BIG welcome to standout new Blue Sky user @captmarkkelly.bsky.social - this guy's clearly a go-getter with 'upper management' written all over him
I sincerely appreciate that...but I also feel quite strongly that tradition and humor demand that each post in this thread now requires an increasingly-zoomed-out screenshot of that same article. The Forms Must Be Obeyed, and all that.
February 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I sincerely appreciate that...but I also feel quite strongly that tradition and humor demand that each post in this thread now requires an increasingly-zoomed-out screenshot of that same article. The Forms Must Be Obeyed, and all that.
USS Wolverine & USS Sable were side wheel paddle steamboats with motherfucking flight decks.
They were liners converted into aircraft carriers at the onset of WW2 in order to train new naval aviators without having to use actual aircraft carriers.
They were liners converted into aircraft carriers at the onset of WW2 in order to train new naval aviators without having to use actual aircraft carriers.
January 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
USS Wolverine & USS Sable were side wheel paddle steamboats with motherfucking flight decks.
They were liners converted into aircraft carriers at the onset of WW2 in order to train new naval aviators without having to use actual aircraft carriers.
They were liners converted into aircraft carriers at the onset of WW2 in order to train new naval aviators without having to use actual aircraft carriers.
AriZona tea is CHEAP.
How much time do you need to spend figuring out how to compete against that?
And how do you land on "ads on fridge doors" when you do?! This is your brain on grift.
How much time do you need to spend figuring out how to compete against that?
And how do you land on "ads on fridge doors" when you do?! This is your brain on grift.
January 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
AriZona tea is CHEAP.
How much time do you need to spend figuring out how to compete against that?
And how do you land on "ads on fridge doors" when you do?! This is your brain on grift.
How much time do you need to spend figuring out how to compete against that?
And how do you land on "ads on fridge doors" when you do?! This is your brain on grift.
The OG question was about how to keep his kids safe when the hogs swarm they backyard they're playing in very quickly. And the dude specifically *didn't* own an AR-15, he had a hunting rifle that carries 4 rounds. He got dogwalked, but the question is valid.
January 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The OG question was about how to keep his kids safe when the hogs swarm they backyard they're playing in very quickly. And the dude specifically *didn't* own an AR-15, he had a hunting rifle that carries 4 rounds. He got dogwalked, but the question is valid.
Here, I got you this ridiculous goofball.
January 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Here, I got you this ridiculous goofball.
C'mon Ken, the FBI would give me twins
December 16, 2024 at 3:51 PM
C'mon Ken, the FBI would give me twins
So I tried to text an image of Luigi's written output to somebody, and something real fishy happened
December 13, 2024 at 9:42 PM
So I tried to text an image of Luigi's written output to somebody, and something real fishy happened
Like a thumper calls Shai Hulud
December 5, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Like a thumper calls Shai Hulud
That's, uh, some weather we're having.
Is this a Win11 thing, or has the NWS gone round the bend?
Is this a Win11 thing, or has the NWS gone round the bend?
December 4, 2024 at 10:01 PM
That's, uh, some weather we're having.
Is this a Win11 thing, or has the NWS gone round the bend?
Is this a Win11 thing, or has the NWS gone round the bend?
Thanks to @nameshiv.bsky.social for the tip about Hurray for the Riff Raff. Clearly it worked.
(Also, this Spotify thing is great for coming up with new security pass phrases, this is the new Correct Horse Battery Staple.)
(Also, this Spotify thing is great for coming up with new security pass phrases, this is the new Correct Horse Battery Staple.)
December 4, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Thanks to @nameshiv.bsky.social for the tip about Hurray for the Riff Raff. Clearly it worked.
(Also, this Spotify thing is great for coming up with new security pass phrases, this is the new Correct Horse Battery Staple.)
(Also, this Spotify thing is great for coming up with new security pass phrases, this is the new Correct Horse Battery Staple.)
Well, crap. The mountain caught fire yesterday and today the whole town smells like smoke.
(East Mountain in western MA)
(East Mountain in western MA)
November 20, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Well, crap. The mountain caught fire yesterday and today the whole town smells like smoke.
(East Mountain in western MA)
(East Mountain in western MA)
Post a ship that's neither Star Wars nor Star Trek:
Sure, *watching* spaceships is cool and all, but *ambushing* them in the crunchiest, chunkiest space-combat simulator around is where it's really at.
Sure, *watching* spaceships is cool and all, but *ambushing* them in the crunchiest, chunkiest space-combat simulator around is where it's really at.
November 20, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Post a ship that's neither Star Wars nor Star Trek:
Sure, *watching* spaceships is cool and all, but *ambushing* them in the crunchiest, chunkiest space-combat simulator around is where it's really at.
Sure, *watching* spaceships is cool and all, but *ambushing* them in the crunchiest, chunkiest space-combat simulator around is where it's really at.
This photo makes my entire arm sympathically ache
November 13, 2024 at 2:31 PM
This photo makes my entire arm sympathically ache
Burstin' again, evidently. Account has been reported.
Is notifying you (or anyone this happens to) about this worthwhile for you?
Is notifying you (or anyone this happens to) about this worthwhile for you?
November 13, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Burstin' again, evidently. Account has been reported.
Is notifying you (or anyone this happens to) about this worthwhile for you?
Is notifying you (or anyone this happens to) about this worthwhile for you?
Bwahaha, I am so familiar with this particular phenomenon
November 12, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Bwahaha, I am so familiar with this particular phenomenon
Once again, there is a relevant XKCD comic
November 12, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Once again, there is a relevant XKCD comic