Jason M. Heim
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Jason M. Heim
@jmh.bsky.social
I write things.
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I don't hate Joe Buck as much as people seem to think I should, but I do love that time he got hit by a whole freaking pizza.
December 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I love when my exact reaction to a post surfaces within scrolling distance of said post.

BlueSky really does have the juice.
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Same energy
August 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Everything is terrible except my dog who signals that she wants a treat by waving her ears at me.

It works every time 🥹
June 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Me reading national security secrets bc I was accidentally added to a group chat
March 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.

Hard mode: No villains
March 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
RIP Gene Hackman, who Died Tragically Rescuing His Family From The Wreckage Of A Destroyed Sinking Battleship
February 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
@steveconte.bsky.social is gonna be at this concert, really looking forward to the rock jam he's in 🤘🤘
February 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
You've probably already seen it but you said "perfect" so...
January 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I highly recommend climbing up the quote posts, there are some excellent choices in there.

My pick below didn't show up. Technically the official soundtrack did not have this song on it, the whole thing was just Dust Brothers, but I still think it qualifies.
December 12, 2024 at 5:24 PM
I think NBC News might misunderstand how "threatening" works.
June 27, 2024 at 4:30 PM
By coincidence, the Big City Folk crew was playing at Plaza 33 outside of Madison Square Garden this past Tuesday when Rob Thomas passed by and stopped to listen in. Warren Malone was playing one of his best songs "Bad Medicine" and Rob really liked it!
June 13, 2024 at 3:38 PM
There are so many great ones but for me personally this one back in 1999 was what hooked me on The Onion for good.
May 19, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Yeah well these matches say you're lying
January 29, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Well, that's one way to summarize 2023.
December 30, 2023 at 8:24 PM
Apple has reliably designed very aesthetically pleasing products over the years but this latest iPhone kind of looks like ass, no?
November 25, 2023 at 7:33 PM
How to pronounce "Xeet":
July 25, 2023 at 2:42 PM