J Maples
@jmapleserotica.bsky.social
Writer of #erotica and #sexed. Content could be #NSFW but I try to keep it classy. https://jmapleserotica.com/
When Twitter was good, people on social media followed back real accounts. People even messaged and, sometimes, connected with real people all over the planet. I’ve even met several of them. Had sexy time with some too. Will butterfly be the same magic?
January 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
When Twitter was good, people on social media followed back real accounts. People even messaged and, sometimes, connected with real people all over the planet. I’ve even met several of them. Had sexy time with some too. Will butterfly be the same magic?
I’m just a middle aged guy
Standing in front of the Blue Butterfly
Looking for #CNM #pineapple friends
Standing in front of the Blue Butterfly
Looking for #CNM #pineapple friends
January 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I’m just a middle aged guy
Standing in front of the Blue Butterfly
Looking for #CNM #pineapple friends
Standing in front of the Blue Butterfly
Looking for #CNM #pineapple friends
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Listening to understand rather than listening to respond makes a huge difference.
January 3, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Listening to understand rather than listening to respond makes a huge difference.
Decided to make everyone some holy water for Xmas.
Yah I basically just boiled the hell out of it.
Yah I basically just boiled the hell out of it.
December 23, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Decided to make everyone some holy water for Xmas.
Yah I basically just boiled the hell out of it.
Yah I basically just boiled the hell out of it.
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Scrolling thru my followers filthy posts - weirdos 🫶
September 13, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Scrolling thru my followers filthy posts - weirdos 🫶
I’m just a professor
Sitting in my virtual office hour
Scrolling Bluesky
Looking for #CNM people
#nonmonogamy #polyamory #swinger #pineapple
Sitting in my virtual office hour
Scrolling Bluesky
Looking for #CNM people
#nonmonogamy #polyamory #swinger #pineapple
August 27, 2024 at 12:18 AM
I’m just a professor
Sitting in my virtual office hour
Scrolling Bluesky
Looking for #CNM people
#nonmonogamy #polyamory #swinger #pineapple
Sitting in my virtual office hour
Scrolling Bluesky
Looking for #CNM people
#nonmonogamy #polyamory #swinger #pineapple
I did this cute thing on X where I reported its CEO for hate speech. Guessing I’m not gonna be welcome there much longer so get ready for shitty dad jokes dear followers!
August 10, 2024 at 8:18 PM
I did this cute thing on X where I reported its CEO for hate speech. Guessing I’m not gonna be welcome there much longer so get ready for shitty dad jokes dear followers!
I started dating a vanilla which was probably my first problem. Wife and I wanted to be transparent so we told her about being open and she went out a couple times with us, no play. Free weekend with wife out of town and gf is now unavailable. Maybe I’m not what she’s looking for. Or she’s scared.
June 12, 2024 at 10:36 PM
I started dating a vanilla which was probably my first problem. Wife and I wanted to be transparent so we told her about being open and she went out a couple times with us, no play. Free weekend with wife out of town and gf is now unavailable. Maybe I’m not what she’s looking for. Or she’s scared.
Just found out that 90% of bald people own a comb.
They just don’t know how to part with it.
They just don’t know how to part with it.
June 4, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Just found out that 90% of bald people own a comb.
They just don’t know how to part with it.
They just don’t know how to part with it.
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Been terrible at checking this app. Send nudes.
🤪
🤪
April 27, 2024 at 5:15 AM
Been terrible at checking this app. Send nudes.
🤪
🤪
My kid was reading a book, which made me proud.
Then my kid asked for a book mark.
Which made me sad bc my name is Joe
Then my kid asked for a book mark.
Which made me sad bc my name is Joe
May 10, 2024 at 9:15 PM
My kid was reading a book, which made me proud.
Then my kid asked for a book mark.
Which made me sad bc my name is Joe
Then my kid asked for a book mark.
Which made me sad bc my name is Joe
Been terrible at checking this app. Send nudes.
🤪
🤪
April 27, 2024 at 5:15 AM
Been terrible at checking this app. Send nudes.
🤪
🤪
Broke my shoulder after falling down a flight of stairs. Now my only hope is to find someone who has a fetish for broken bones.
January 30, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Broke my shoulder after falling down a flight of stairs. Now my only hope is to find someone who has a fetish for broken bones.
How long did it take for your New Year’s resolution to go up in smoke?
January 3, 2024 at 6:16 PM
How long did it take for your New Year’s resolution to go up in smoke?
Very disappointed in Killers of the Flower Moon. Truly think it’s he movies perspective should’ve been from the female lead’s perspective.
December 30, 2023 at 3:46 AM
Very disappointed in Killers of the Flower Moon. Truly think it’s he movies perspective should’ve been from the female lead’s perspective.
Honestly the best quote from an Ancient Greek philosopher was:
“Good enough!”
—Mediocretes
“Good enough!”
—Mediocretes
December 29, 2023 at 4:22 AM
Honestly the best quote from an Ancient Greek philosopher was:
“Good enough!”
—Mediocretes
“Good enough!”
—Mediocretes
So I got fired from the bank today.
A customer asked me to check their balance.
So I pushed her.
A customer asked me to check their balance.
So I pushed her.
December 25, 2023 at 7:34 PM
So I got fired from the bank today.
A customer asked me to check their balance.
So I pushed her.
A customer asked me to check their balance.
So I pushed her.
Anyone else in Atlantic City?! Don’t want to do the conference opening sessions so….
December 5, 2023 at 9:05 PM
Anyone else in Atlantic City?! Don’t want to do the conference opening sessions so….
I sign contracts with all my kids regarding what they want for Christmas.
I call it the Santa clause
I call it the Santa clause
December 2, 2023 at 4:43 PM
I sign contracts with all my kids regarding what they want for Christmas.
I call it the Santa clause
I call it the Santa clause
Times like these
We should take it slow
Let’s fall asleep in the pillows🎵
We should take it slow
Let’s fall asleep in the pillows🎵
November 30, 2023 at 5:25 PM
Times like these
We should take it slow
Let’s fall asleep in the pillows🎵
We should take it slow
Let’s fall asleep in the pillows🎵
This is pretty much me everyday
November 29, 2023 at 1:01 PM
This is pretty much me everyday
What I like about being on a new to a SM platform is nobody has heard my mime routine!
November 8, 2023 at 8:58 PM
What I like about being on a new to a SM platform is nobody has heard my mime routine!
I dressed as a pilot for Halloween.
Friend said I looked funny.
Told him that it was a good thing since my plane jokes never landed right. Like, they never really took off.
Friend said I looked funny.
Told him that it was a good thing since my plane jokes never landed right. Like, they never really took off.
November 8, 2023 at 6:24 PM
I dressed as a pilot for Halloween.
Friend said I looked funny.
Told him that it was a good thing since my plane jokes never landed right. Like, they never really took off.
Friend said I looked funny.
Told him that it was a good thing since my plane jokes never landed right. Like, they never really took off.