The answer is no, but somebody should tell the Home Office press office or political teams to try to use language that describes what they will actually propose

Job I worked at until last year didn’t even have Covid pandemic signs but had put back up their swine flu “catch it, bin it, kill it” signs when the pandemic started, and they were still there when I left.

Was widely reported that golf courses take up more land than housing in the UK a few years ago, so the government can make this a reality with housing for as many as 40 million more if they have the guts to outlaw golf.

I think it’s one of those things that is over a long time unlikely to work, but we necessarily live in the timeline where it has worked, otherwise we wouldn’t exist to be writing about how it seems to work.

I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. Evil policy. What’s wrong with them?

If you have fled the genocide in Palestine are we going to send you back to Palestine after a few years? Is this government going to be sending people back to Dafur at the end of the decade?

If Russia is about to take over your town in Ukraine and you get out just in time, are we going to send you back when the war ends?

it's actually an instagram reel of connecticut governor ned lamont being filmed making a 6 7 joke to a bunch of schoolkids visiting his office

Sorry everyone, midcentury isn’t Evelyn Waugh and Swinging London anymore, it’s Sabrina Carpenter and Skibidi Rizz.

It’s called Your Party because when it’s split into enough factions you and everyone else will have your own party to call your own.