🇺🇦 Jonas Jeppesen 🇺🇦
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🇺🇦 Jonas Jeppesen 🇺🇦
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Ørekirurg med hang til Vilfort Park 💙💛
Afsøger satirens grænser på skrift; ofte fejlslagent.
Her for fodbold, politik og et godt grin.
Fandeme synd for Lerager at han aldrig blev bedre til tysk i folkeskolen. Bliver spurgt af Guirassy om han vil bytte trøje efter kampen og tror det er nu 👀 #fckbvb
October 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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This is nothing more than a continuation of the president’s desperate weaponization of our justice system.

I am not fearful — I am fearless.

We will fight these baseless charges aggressively, and my office will continue to fiercely protect New Yorkers and their rights..
October 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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He's not just unfit to be president, he's unfit to be a human being. He’s unfit to be a carbon based life form. He’s a waste of cytoplasm.
October 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Det er nu vi skulle køre breaking på at Thomas Thomasberg ansættes som ny rutineret assistenttræner i Brøndby, fra og med kl. 22.00 i dag
#Biffcm #Brøndby
August 31, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Så faldt tiøren også for Tipsbladet redaktion. Godt endelig at have jer med på vognen gutter 💪🏻👏🏻
August 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Det var godt nok en bombe jeg ikke havde set komme 👀
FCM snupper Bent ‘Turbo’ i Brøndby
Ifølge Bolds oplysninger forlader Bent 'Turbo' Christensen Brøndby til fordel for FC Midtjylland, hvor han skal være akademichef.
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August 4, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Endelig en gut der kan tage kampen op med the likes of Ramaj til næste derby 😍

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July 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Harvard has set an example for other higher-ed institutions - rejecting an unlawful and ham-handed attempt to stifle academic freedom, while taking steps to make sure students can benefit from an environment of intellectual inquiry, rigorous debate and mutual respect. Let’s hope others follow suit.
April 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Tell me again why we’re letting a 78 year old, legit smelly, odorous, frail, loser old man who bankrupted a CASINO bankrupt the country?

Congress? Any answers?
April 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Dear media,
It’s not:
“President Trump Discusses Possible Third Term.”

It’s: “Kleptocratic Wannabe Dictator Says He Can Serve ‘Third Term’ In Blatant Disregard Of The Constitution He ‘Swore’ An Oath To Defend.”

You’re welcome.
March 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Goldberg: "Hegseth is promising that US warplanes are taking off in 30 minutes to bomb enemy targets that we know are protected by anti-aircraft batteries. If that's not the most sensitive information, the most secret info in the world, I simply don't know what the meaning of 'classified' is."
March 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Congratulations to Greenland’s new government and Premier-elect Jens-Frederik Nielsen.

You deserve partners who respect you and treat you as equals.

And the European Union is proud to be such a partner for you.
March 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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When the United States invoked NATO Article 5 after the 2001 terrorist attacks, Canada and Denmark deployed troops to Afghanistan without restricted rules of engagement. Canadians and Danes fought and died for the Americans.

Words fail on seeing the U.S. attack these allies now.
March 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Texted LITERALLY WAR PLANS
March 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Pete Hegseth must resign or be fired immediately.
March 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Ja, det er mærkeligt. Jeg synes det er indlysende at vi skal lade være med at give Musk så meget magt over vores samfund, men flertallet af danske politikere ser det tilsyneladende ikke som et problem. 🤷‍♂️
March 23, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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Hey @schumer.senate.gov: When Trump is congratulating you for “doing the right thing,” you can be damn sure you’re doing the WRONG thing.
March 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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I bought a Tesla because it was fast like a rocket ship. But now every time I drive it, I feel like a rolling billboard for a man dismantling our government and hurting people. So Tesla, you’re fired!

New ride coming soon.
March 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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The real choice Democrats face is not between a continuing resolution that allows the government to function normally or a government shutdown.

Under the Trump regime, the government is not functioning normally. It is already shutting down.

Why vote to legitimize Trump's coup?
March 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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March 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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BOYKOT MUSK - STÅ AF X

Elon Musk er en kugleskør, men ekstremt velhavende mand, der lige nu er klodens mægtigste sammen med Trump.

Men...alle de danskere, der fortsat er på X - inkl. politikere, ministerier, myndigheder - må jo for pokker stå af nu.

Se hans hån af Polens udenrigsminister her. Føj
March 10, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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KOMMENTAR: "Min tillid til amerikanernes fornuft er dermed gået samme vej som min tillid til Trump. Bundlinjen er, at det var amerikanske vælgere og erhvervsliv, der støttede ham med penge og stemmer. Derfor bliver det et farvel til amerikanske hverdagsprodukter."

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Jarl Cordua har sat Gillette, Heinz og Coca-Cola på den sorte liste: Det føles usigeligt godt ikke at handle med forrædere
Læs mere her.
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March 5, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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Nå nu har amerikanerne også lukket ned for efterretninger til ukrainerne. Endnu et forræderisk dolkestød fra USAs nye regering. Jeg har talt med Euroinvestor om min støtte til forbrugerboykot af USA og hvordan jeg selv vil praktisere den. www.euroinvestor.dk/nyheder/frem...
Fremtrædende borgerlig debattør boykotter amerikanske varer: 'Jeg er færdig med at være til grin'
Læs mere her.
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March 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Nogen der mangler 2 billetter til Brøndby Stadion i aften 🤔 Gives til den der først skriver #biflyn #Brondby
March 3, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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February 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM