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Jim 🤘
@jimsimmons.bsky.social
“Did you click the link?” — my villain origin story.

💙🌊🫘 🔹 Cybersecurity, Web & Application Development 🔹 Life-long Democrat 🔹 Blue Dot in Red Ohio 🔹Amateur Photographer 🔹Lover of Labs 🔹Tolerator of cats
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December 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
By the kraken’s chafed tentacles—now that’s niiiice.
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December 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I asked my dad for a loan, but he refused because he likes to hold onto Pa's-money.
December 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Fair winds an’ a jolly Friday to ye!
December 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Brightside Friday: where corneas throw parties, her dicks give TED talks, and sanity files a missing persons report on my coffee.
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
#BreakingKindSongs
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky

5th
Song that mentions a compass direction.

Alestorm - Magnetic 🧲 North

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ALESTORM - Magnetic North (Official Video) | Napalm Records
YouTube video by Napalm Records
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December 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Morning Missy ☃️🥶☕️🎶

I have been trying for 10 years with no success 🤣😂
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December 5, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Morning Bill! ☃️✨🤘❄️🎸
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December 5, 2025 at 12:43 PM