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Jim 🤘
@jimsimmons.bsky.social
“Did you click the link?” — my villain origin story.

💙🌊🫘 🔹 Cybersecurity, Web & Application Development 🔹 Life-long Democrat 🔹 Blue Dot in Red Ohio 🔹Amateur Photographer 🔹Lover of Labs 🔹Tolerator of cats
In case you missed this one this morning
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Morning ✨☕️
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I’m not 'napping' after the walking the Run Run Reindeer 5K in the 🥶 this morning; I will be dignifiedly posing couchant... until the food arrives ❄️
December 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
December 6, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I asked my dad for a loan, but he refused because he likes to hold onto Pa's-money.
December 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
December 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Brightside Friday: where corneas throw parties, her dicks give TED talks, and sanity files a missing persons report on my coffee.
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Morning Dawn! ☃️🤘☕️✨🥶🎶
December 5, 2025 at 12:07 PM
How are the holidays going?
December 5, 2025 at 10:03 AM
December 5, 2025 at 9:51 AM
December 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
🤣😂

Mr December
December 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Better?
December 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
December 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Morning Dawn! 🤘☕️🎶✨
December 4, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Morning Chuck! 🤘☕️🎶🙌✨
December 4, 2025 at 11:36 AM
On Wednesdays we wear Black
December 4, 2025 at 11:16 AM
December 4, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
December 4, 2025 at 2:50 AM
December 4, 2025 at 2:48 AM
December 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I tried to eat a bowl of tiny collectibles for breakfast, but I quickly realized they weren't Honey Nut Curios.
December 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
December 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Morning Missy 😂🤘☕️✨☀️🎶
December 3, 2025 at 12:21 PM