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yet another set of comic pencils. someday, i might go back and finish one of these (i will not)
hey, did you know that apple's text recognition doesn't work on my writing? that's fun. that makes this really fun to do ok where was i ALT TEXT TIME 3-panel comic of clark kent on the phone with lex luthor PANEL 1 clark in his office cubicle. it's a mess, there's notebooks and a coffee cup and sticky notes on everything. clark: and another thing--i distinctly remember saying NO CRIMES. lex: (over the phone) it's--ok, i don't want to start a fight, here, but we did not agree to 'no crimes.' we agreed to fewer crimes. clark: lex. lex: crimes of a less destructive nature clark: LEX. PANEL 2 lex in his office, being accosted by harley who is climbing on top of him to listen to his phone conversation. they are both sitting on the couch. the joker is behind the couch, sort of trying to stop harley but mostly looking tired lex: yes, CLARK, what is--OW! would you get off me? harley: what's he sayin'?? clark: (over the phone) is that--are they there RIGHT NOW? lex: NO. that's the, uh. washing machine. clark: in your OFFICE? joker: (in background) harley, honey, let's leave lex alone harley: (in background) i just wanna know what they're sayin! PANEL 3 closeup of clark on the phone, rubbing his forehead lex: (over the phone) yeah, it's SFX: CRUNCH CRONCH lex: ...look, if you want a better lie, you're gonna have to call me back. there's a hyena eating my desk. clark: oh, my god CRUNCH joker (or lex, the speaker is unidentified): bud! stop that! SKRRRNK
October 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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hwat
frankly insane weather forecast for the upcoming week. here is the sequence of daily high temperatures: 54, 47, 61, 77, 60, 70. sure, why not. who even cares anymore
October 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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please enjoy the best comic panel i have ever drawn. full minicomic is up on patreon (it's not dirty, just stupid)
single comic panel of lex luthor, harley quinn, and the joker. lex is sitting on the couch and is (was) on the phone. harley is climbing on top of him and talking directly into his face. the joker is behind the couch, reaching up and trying to stop harley. he seems tired
October 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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today’s disney dreamlight valley look is ‘how dare you! i am simply DEVASTATED by the loss of my husband!’
screenshot of my player character from disney dreamlight valley in his beautiful, gilded, french-palace-ass house. he is wearing a wide-brimmed black hat, black jacket, blue vest with white shirt, teeny tiny black shorts over stockings, and black heels. the quote is from a terrible susan lucci movie called blood on her hands. (she did have her husband killed in that)
October 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Rough pencils for a two-page comic about Lex causing an HR incident by being Too Hot. Unfortunately for the future productivity of Joker, LLC, it turns out that there is a tactical advantage to having an outfit you can just unzip all the way down
PAGE 1 of rough pencils for a two-page comic featuring lex luthor, harley quinn, and the joker. PANEL 1: lex is wearing a bodysuit version of his silver age goofball purple and green suspender getup LEX: OK SO, EXPLOSIVES ARE PRIMED ALONG THE PERIMETER. ALL WE HAVE LEFT TO DO IS...WHAT? JOKER: I'M SORRY - ARE YOU GOING TO WEAR THAT OUTFIT THE ENTIRE TIME? IT IS ALMOST UNBELIEVARLY DISTRACTING. LEX: THAT SOUNDS LIKE A YOU PROBLEM JOKER: IT IS! I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS. I TRIED TALKING TO HR, BUT THEY ALWAYS TAKE YOUR SIDE. (hr is revealed to be the joker and harley's hyenas, bud and lou, wearing suit collars and ties) LEX: THAT'S BECAUSE THEY LOOOOOVE ME JOKER: OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE. YOU BABYSAT FOR THEM ONE TIME. ONE! LEX: WHAT CAN I SAY? I'M VERY CHARMING. HARLEY: HE REALLY IS, BOSS JOKER: OH, FINE. EVERYBODY LOVES LEX MORE THAN THE JOKER! HA HA! PAGE 2 Lex's phone rings. It's Clark! Lex has chosen a sleepy bedhead picture for Clark's icon and it's very cute LEX: SHIT. IT'S CLARK. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. (answering phone) HEY, BABE. WHAT'S UP? CLARK: (over the phone) WHAT ARE YOU DOING? LEX: OH, JUST, UH, GOING OVER SOME PAPERWORK FOR TOMORROW. (in the background, the joker is fretting over the hyenas) JOKER: YOU STILL LOVE YOUR DADDY, DON'T YOU? HARLEY: OF COURSE THEY DO! (our first exterior shot shows that the three villains are inside some kind of heavily armored personnel carrier. the exterior of the APC says ice cream. flawless camouflage. clark/superman's shadow is visible on the outside of the vehicle) CLARK: YOU ARE NOT. LEX: HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? CLARK: BECAUSE I CAN SEE YOU. LEX: ...oh CLARK: LEX LEX: THAT IS CHEATING CLARK: COME OUTSIDE, PLEASE (view outside the hatch for the apc. its occupants are having an argument) JOKER: WELL, WE'RE DEAD LEX: IT'S FINE. I CAN HANDLE IT JOKER: LEX, IF WE GET SQUISHED, I SWEAR TO GOD (lex emerges from the hatch to find clark floating above him) CLARK: YOU ARE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE LEX: DEFINE 'A LOT' CLARK: LIKE A LOT, A LOT LEX: I SEE. IS IT MORE OR LESS TROUBLE IF I START UNZIPPING THIS (he begins to unzip his bodysuit CLARK: ...GO ON JOKER: OH, NOW I UNDERSTAND THE OUTFIT
October 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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normally i do little composition sketches to start with--i knew i wanted to do the moon/halo effect and the flowers, so i threw some colors down and just went from there. this is the initial rough thumbnail!
September 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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peacefield
digital painting of ghost's papa v perpetua forming out of glowing pink/purple roses in front of a shattering black moon #ghosttheband
September 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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crop from a page i am working on. when comic companies are full of assholes, you have to make your own fun
skinny horizontal panel of lex, harley quinn, and the joker. lex looks happily smug, harley is delighted, the joker is super duper done with both of them
September 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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man i am trying to work
a photo of my tablet on top of a pile of hair that is supposedly a dog. i am drawing a comic page to amuse my husband (because the joker is in it) and me/my friends (because lex is wearing a low-cut jumpsuit)
September 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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hello! it is me, the ruler of disney dreamlight valley. yes, i am dressed as some kind of demon secretary in thigh highs and tiny shorts. no, this is not even close to the sluttiest outfit i own. i buy most of my clothes from a duck wearing a top hat
screenshot of my player character from disney dreamlight valley. i am wearing the beast’s horns, a nice top ursula gave me, tiny black shorts, thigh high black stockings, and super cunty boots
September 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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you know what? breathing is overrated
two-panel batjokes comic made with mock screenshots. PANEL ONE: batman strangling the joker against the wall, as he does joker: now, see here. I do actually--HRRK--I do actually have to breathe, you know PANEL TWO: batman smooches the joker. the joker is stunlocked and will probably be staring out into space for the next two or three weeks. it's fine. he's fine
September 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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crop of a picture i made for my husbo's birthday
cropped drawing of the joker being kind of strangled by batman, because batman only understands punching, strangling, and emotional constipation. just kiss! you'll feel better
August 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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i had to pause this for a couple of weeks to work on patreon stuff, but it is getting close to done
very cropped pic of papa v perpetua in front of a fucked up black moon peacefield, baby #ghosttheband
August 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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the dumbest part is that they're only taking pictures because the cat wanted them for his onlyfans, but you really can't control what cat boyfriends do at any point in time
illustration of a purple haired catboy (really more of a catman, but catman sounds so weird) lying on a tea table with his pants off. cookies and various Tea Things are scattered around. in the foreground, his very tired boyfriend is standing between his legs, holding a phone. i suppose the scenario is sexy or something boyfriend: uh, could you try to act marginally less pissed catboy: i will be less pissed when you stop messing around and fuck me
August 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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i do enjoy the ghost discord
THEM: you better not be coming back in here with that bullshit ME: (image of papa v perpetua prancing around onstage, indicating that i am coming back in here with LOTS of the aforementioned bullshit)
August 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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defector.com/james-dobson...
Anyway, he is dead now. He died on Thursday in Colorado Springs, at the age of 89. The world is a much worse place as a result of his life's work; it would be a better place had he never been born. If he did not want people to rejoice at his death, maybe he should not have spent an entire lifetime working for and justifying their pain and suffering. He preached that there is a hell, and that the wicked go there. He lived his life as though he did not believe it, or anything else.
August 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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i have been slowly building a weird pocket universe where lex and the joker become best pals. this leads to all sorts of dumb things, not the least of which is lex and clark having involuntary ringside seats to the Bruce Wayne Being a Dipshit show
drawing of batman above a very famous tweet, with a speech balloon indicating that he is saying the words in that tweet. the tweet itself reads: why do bash "dead-beat" dads for not being there for their kids but we never question if the child has bad vibes? or if they're just unpleasant to be around? drawing of the joker, lex luthor, and superman all being different kinds of horrified. jesus christ, bruce. get your shit together. also please do just go away as soon as you are able to do that.
August 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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i would also like to direct your attention to this cute teaset. it is mostly covered up by the dialog balloons in the final image (patrons get a bonus version with no dialog), but i thought you should see it
closeup of a very cute tea set. somebody in the foreground of the image is holding a phone with questionable content displayed. don't worry about it
August 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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this is nominally a porn account and not a Fan Bullshit account, so here is a preview of a thing that is going up on patreon later today
a cute cat waiter man in glasses who seems to be breathing hard for some inexplicable reason. he probably just ran a sprint or something. he seems athletic
August 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Babies, daddy would love to play with you, but daddy is very busy with--Bud, no, get down, you're too heavy for the sofa, and if I have to get the springs replaced again, I'm going to--DAMMIT, LEX, I wasn't READY. You have to wait until I'm READY!
two-panel screenshot style comic of the joker and lex luthor playing a video game together PANEL ONE: the joker is sitting on the couch with his hyenas (bud and lou). he is very frustrated with whatever game he is playing! the hyenas are trying to get his attention--one is on the sofa next to him and the other is smashing a batman chew toy over the back of the couch. The joker is wearing batman earphones and a branded joker hoodie. Joker LLC actually has a very complex and sophisticated merchandising operation. Joker: Ok, well, you're obviously cheating. PANEL TWO: Lex Luthor in his penthouse, very not frustrated with the same game. Clark is standing in the background. Clark is wearing a LexCorp t-shirt and holding a Superman mug. Lex: It's a combo. A combo is not cheating.
August 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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uhhh ok so my paintings never go this quickly
initial color sketch of painting of papa v perpetua #ghosttheband updated painting of papa v perpetua after working on it today #ghosttheband
August 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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computer, enhance
damn what is that brown thing in the tree oh shit it’s a cooper’s hawk with the biggest dead rat you’ve ever seen like it’s impossible to make out in this picture but that mf is the size of a chinchilla. bro where did you find that thing but also thanks for killing it, you’re a real one
August 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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IT BEGINS

that's a damn good hour of painting, i gotta tell u
rough wip of a painting of papa v perpetua in his purple jacket #ghosttheband
August 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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from the same mini comic, this is the best joker face i've ever drawn
cropped image of the joker playing video games while wearing a batman headset. he's not happy! video games are hard
August 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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hee hee heh hoo hoo
crop from a screenshot-style comic of clark kent wearing a lexcorp shirt and drinking out of a superman mug
August 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM