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jiminiplywood.bsky.social
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Hi, im one of those Germans that tell you their English ain´t that good, but i´m lying.
I recently took up painting again .Seen "Collateral"? Island Limos=my creative career
Man kann an Tom Platz auch Sachen kritisieren, absolut. Ich mach nichtmal Squats. Aber. Als ich an meinem Deadlift gearbeitet hab und schnell Richtung Ziel 1x200kg ging hat er mir ins Ohr geflüstert : fünf mal.

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The impossible can happen 🏋️ | Tom Platz #motivation #gym
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November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
i mean. I´m arguing with hyperbole against hyperbole. They don´t just take roids and growth. but they also take roids and growth. Or at least that is how gender affirming treatment would go, if you really want to be an ogre
November 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Invincible.

quite decidedly far from true love or anything. Or . Haven´t read it yet. Maybe okay enough as far Omniman. Just a harem for Thragg, cause mixed offspring grows at insect-speed.

animal head human body, rare outside of basically specifically furry stuff?

But it happened twice!
November 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Counterpoint: yeah yeah, weird legs, but otherwise those are all just on steroids and alot of growth hormone

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세계 최고의 보디빌더를 처음 본 연령별 여성들의 반응은? | 미스터 올림피아 삼손다우다
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November 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I remember being told to turn off the sound of my gameboy while i was playing pokemon yellow at some birthday or something.

The day will come when i scream at someone on the train about that topic. Sometimes these are 19, sometimes 49.
November 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
If someone threatens to kill you hand him a dessert eagle and hope the recoil kills the frail old man.
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Alt: a blurry picture of a man holding another man 's arm while holding a gun with a yahoo logo in the corner
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November 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
In the comic "Saga" some assasin guy has a real thing for the assasin lady without arms.

Okay she has arms.

She´s a spider lady, called "the stalk"
November 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
There´s tilt adapters for old lenses(minolta md, canon fd etc). But. Mine worked for a little while then broke, so that sucked. While it worked it was nice.
November 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Ich dacht eher so Mercedes Sprinter in der längsten Variante und auf den Parkplatz vom Fitnessstudio ziehen. Miete sparen.

Hab n Mietwagen gebraucht, hatten nur noch Sprinter. Der Platz da drin is scho geil.
November 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Wo zum Fick ist mein Piech-aero mobil. Ich will das Ding endlich.

Nein der vw XL(!!!)1 zählt nicht.

Unter 500kg. Mindestens 100kmh. Schmal, klein, 2 Sitze. Nicht unmöglich, man müsste nur wollen.
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VW L1 - deutsch
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November 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
PS: i had the australian one pictured here and many other species. Most were no problem due to their slower reproduction rate.

Only the classic stickbug of medium size the OG post was about. Those reproduced just too quickly.

Great pets overall.
November 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Someday: There might be life on Uranus-

Daddy how did the intergalactic war start? Well. We kept calling the Assmen... assmen. They didn´t like that.
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I did kickboxing for a lil while. Just for fun.

Looked at the more serious sparring. Dude fucked up, thought a headkick was incoming. Didn´t cover his ribcage. Rolled around on the ground crying.

I was good, i didn´t do sparring.
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November 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I have a pair of lilac sweatpants. I can get noticed whenever i want.
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
my walking stick journey:

one walking stick
two walking sticks
5 walking sticks
20 walking sticks.
Ohmygodthisisaproblem

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Bug Bytes: Parthenogenesis – Walking Sticks
When it comes to finding a potential mate for female Australian walking sticks, they can afford to “swipe left” all day.That’s because many species of…
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November 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Second skill issue, coffee here is made in a frenchpress
November 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Sounds like a skill issue.

I mean i haven´t attempted shower coffee, but i assume a good lid is the most important part of it
November 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Höedof

Or actually Langholmen if we follow ikea naming convention and assume it to be garden furniture

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Reveal.World | The last execution in Sweden
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November 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Because you can add a handgrip. You can´t take away a built in bigger grip. Sometimes people want their camera to be a little smaller rather than bigger and ergonomics have to sit back because it´s about carrying it around to maybe take 10-20 photos rather than working with it for hours at a time
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The ioniq 5 and ioniq5 N, which are in many ways the same car but as a compact car, are a bit higher. Of course they can make them higher. But why? It´s good for high curbs and imaginary offroad adventures, it´s bad for actually driving.

You want the weight low

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These Cars Failed the Moose Test! 😱🚗💥
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November 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
You still fucking replied to my washing machine idea. so.

get fucked
November 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I´ve fucking handwashed things before, camping. I´ll be able to spin around my clothes about hard enough.
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
nobody said dishwasher, fucking hell. You are ignoring even more things. Converting legpower into electric power into a motor spinning is lossy as i already said.
November 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Because apple lost it´s way. my laptop has a little orange thing built in that i can slide over the camera.
November 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM