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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 1d

Pulling out a Nuva ring and yelling YES I DO!

a super channel ad for heart and home shows a bride putting a wedding ring on a man 's finger

Alt: a super channel ad for heart and home shows a bride putting a wedding ring on a man 's finger

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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 1d

I don´t want to live in times pre widespread electricity and refrigeration.

But.

What a failure humanity is. All these advancements but we didnt really offer a fully peaceful lifetime for anyone in the last 125 years

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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 1d

Ja ne.
3.

Langt net bei mir.

a man in a suit is saying " ce "

Alt: a man in a suit is saying " ce " chubby emu man- that always talks about people doing something then dying or almost dying.

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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 1d

Äh.

Kann sein.

Ich erinnere mich nicht an meine letzte Bewerbung

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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 1d

Erstmal gar nicht.

Das kommt wahrheitsgetreu beim Gespräch als "noch viel Potential" zur Erwähnung.

a man is standing on a rug in a living room holding a tennis racquet .

Alt: a man is standing on a rug in a living room holding a tennis racquet . young will smith in the prince of bel air standing in a very big room of a very big house, but it´s abandoned, no furniture, nothing but a big rug in the middle

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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 1d

Ich kann nicht gut genug singen.

Fehler machen und traurig sein krieg ich aber hin.
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Patriot Season 1 Birds of Amsterdam Song | Prime Video

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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 2d

I think we germans managed to be funny about this.

I guess the coffee machine dishing out quests is reasonably understandable without german language skills, too

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Kaffeemaschinen verteilen immer Quests

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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 2d

this guy is a piece of shit. Not a journalist. AI "photos" of the protest do not help, they hurt.

You can feel about AI "art" as you like, even tho i hate everyone for using any generative AI, but AI "photos" are LIES and discredit.

They are helping Trump, no one else.

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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 2d

YOU ARE NOT A JOURNALIST! YOU ARE NOT HELPING

You are not doing anything good with an ai bullshit image that pretends to be photography. Real photos of the protests exist.

You just suck and should stop doing anything.

jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 2d

If yall dont get why this is fucking dumb you got some thinking to do.

LIES

is what Trump does. They are already pretending the protest is not real.

Posting ai images that pretend to be photography of real events is HORRIBLE. I also think u suck for other AI things but thats unrelated

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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 2d

a person is holding a golf club on a tee on a green .

Alt: a person is holding a golf club on a tee on a green . wearing a weird white outfit with a white hat

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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 2d

oh yeah, you love GERMANY! being influenced by the hailing hitler creator of mecha hitler.

that is gonna go well for the world.

go fuck yourself and burn in hell

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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 2d

Because you claim to be a "journalist"

Because it matters what is real. I wish you all the worst.

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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 2d

When more people do X more people get injured doing X.

That is no reason for alarm. If 3x more people do x but 10times the amount gets hurt doing x, then we can get worried.

jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 2d

Hell yeah.

The beach really is the best place to be a homeless sex bum.

jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 2d

If you make sense you become predictable and when you are predictable you lose Village War 5 against the Zombiefairies.

a cartoon of spongebob with the words no not that anything but that

Alt: a cartoon of spongebob with the words no not that anything but that

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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 2d

Shooting things into space, like. ....An entire car, should be punishable by life in prison.

What we do send into space has to have purpose.

Elon Musk has stolen that car. From earth. Forever. That material, those atoms, are gone now, unreachable, unrecyclable.

Feels very significant to me

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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 2d

You must thrive on attention and engagement no matter what or else you would have deleted this shit the second you noticed it was AI

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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 2d

Journalist posting AI generated images of real events.

Journalist?

a stuffed animal with the words you 're a disgrace

Alt: a stuffed animal with the words you 're a disgrace

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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 2d

SO FUCKING DELETE IT.

this is dangerous. Fake images of real events.

all left to trust? livestreams perhaps. for now

jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 2d

Jewel heist is the morally perfectly meh kinda crime. Bank? well maybe someone gets hurt. Painting? now we dont get to look at it.
Jewel. Meh. Did anyone really care that much? Nobody got held at gunpoint during the heist i guess.

I get why the Louvre wants it back but im not heartbroken over it

jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 2d

aber du bist wach, also.

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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 2d

It´s normal for me, but i pay most things in cash because i cannot trust myself with access to all my money at once.

Many people have a little subsitute plastic token that works as coin on their keychain. Some cars even have coin slits.

a cartoon of a man sitting at a desk with the words " aaand it 's gone "

Alt: a cartoon of a man sitting at a desk with the words " aaand it 's gone "

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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 2d

I don´t think that´s an ethical stance but.

I think its true. I think it´s even true with...everything. Oh you dont workout for looks? You don´t do this for that or that or the other?

Well. You gonna get likes you gonna get treated differently based on looks and its got an impact on you anyways.

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jiminiplywood.bsky.social @jiminiplywood.bsky.social · 2d

Here in Germany you gotta put in a coin to unleash your shopping cart so you bring it back to get your coin.

But i am happy to see that often there are 1-2 carts just unleashed and not rolling about the parking lot anyways

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