Zac Taylor seeing Mike Tomlin, John Harbaugh, and Kevin Stefanski fired when he hasn't made the playoffs in three years

PHOEBE BRIDGERS: it feels like you played a lot more two-high last year

STEVE SPAGNUOLO: that's right, phoebe

You'll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you

Almost NFL draft time! don't care who "wins" the draft, the real winners are the friends we made along the way

Cory Booker now using hour 23 of his filibuster to say he deserved more targets for a 5-6 Stanford team in 1990. "I had better hands than Ed McCaffrey," he tells Congress. "And let me tell you: there's a reason John Lynch didn't play QB in the NFL."

i love the wire first-person shooter but i worry that making every character selectable in multiplayer compromises the story's canon. in my last match i played as brother mouzone and got fragged by assistant principal marcia donnelly with a grenade launcher. that never would've happened in the show

Well caring deeply about politics turned out to be a mistake. Time to instead become emotionally invested in a field where I’ll never be let down: sports

Reyes asks if there is current discrimination against transgender people, and the most DOJ's Lynch will say is, "I am sure they can find an instance of discrimination."

Reyes then reads a list of Trump administration actions against transgender people in its first month.

“If no lawyer within earshot of the President is willing to give him that advice, then I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me.”

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All of this. All. Of. It.

Head with all brim!